ITT: we make up tech buzzwords of the future I'll

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Diverse artificial intelligence

>>62200184
Pedo

Distributed computing.

Transbotic

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>>62200157
Open Team Dynamic Enterprise Development

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ai lives matter

Primate level intellect: simulating an entire monkey. Now instead of having a monkey actually throw shit at a wall to help you make business decisions this is done virtually

Used in a sentence: Potassium solutions, providing primate level intellect services for analytics and management.

Locally sourced computation: using local computers instead of the cloud. Happens after a massive hack of the cloud

>>62200157
>robotics
stupid, that's the word we use now. It's too free. Anyone can own a robot.

What you want is domestic motorworker, which is for commercial purposes and requires a license to 'drive'

>>62200209
(You)

>>62200245
holy shit that looks like hell to work in

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Upfall microminig

Female Oriented Programming

>>62200416
>Used in a sentence: Potassium solutions, providing primate level intellect services for analytics and management.
Holy fuck this sounds actually legit

Starwide.

"Rust Operating System"

It feels like this term has already been used, but I don't remember an occasion:

Smart Mobility

Teledildonics


...wait a minute

>>62200607
>work in metaleurgy
>get buttmad everything I see "rust" or "oxidation"

Species-inclusive user interface

>>62200620
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics
P-pardon?

>>62200157
You say house robots, I say sex robots.

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my gf (robot)

Personalized website package

Distributed Cucking

>>62200546
But Open Team Dynamic Enterprise Development is the future, anon.

>>62200157
scalable nonlinear ultracompact architecture

YesSQL

>>62200585
but oop already exists anon

>>62200157
machine procrastinating

>>62201363
LMAO

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>>62201094
Share economy - Airbnb for wives, you rent her to other men during the time you're not using her to earn some extra money. I see a market value in the first year beyond 3 billion $, this is the next tech unicorn!

>>62200416
I'm going to provide YOU with a potassium solution. In your blood stream

>>62200157
iLife

>>62200157
Anal Biometric Identification

>>62201490
Uber for wife swapping

>>62200157
Trans Metro Design
Super Polarity Next Level Code

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>>62201387

Personalized enrichment

Rotational velocidensity

>>62200157
>advanced contact lens
>weather widget
kek

>>62202664
Better yet Personalized experience enrichment

>>62200221
You mean bit coin mining.

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>>62201153
That's not a would I want to live in.

>>62203410
*World*

"Let me see your AI's Cognition Portfolio"

robotic rape

Scalable Augmented Polynomial Interdiverse Agile Deployment System for Integrated Development Operations

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>>62202664
>inb4 enrichment centers

>>62200157
Isn't that font way too big?

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>>62203684

>>62200157
Distributed Cloud Mega Tasking

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>>62200157
High-Resonance Low-Disparity Display

>>62200416
That's not a sentence, ESL-kun

>>62200157
meme, botnet, comfy

""THE"" OCEAN!

Semiladies
wankweb
mommycluster
cuckspinner
fucknode

Container Oriented

cucksite

pholdphone
pornpatch
3-in-1 device
cucktube

Cloud storm.

Futurenomic pair programming paradigm

Agileflex transmixed workplace of acceptance

Meta-Organic produce

Dumbpad
Cybersex Solutions
Joybook

Enhanced Fumbo's

Isomorphic cached containers for hot dynamic realtime cloud based apps

Fully integrated Satanic stream flow

>>62203684
Enrichment center sounds like it would be a word that replaced school if it were somehow deemed politically incorrect.

>"Fluke.io is the hot new startup that is ready to take the floor and the owners are ready to show the world what they are born for. The startup evangelist and black lives matter activist shares his ideas on the future ahead. We talk politics, passion and the importance of workplace openness and inclusiveness in 2017."

Revolutionary marketing SEO strategies focusing on online marketplace relevance and deep link effectiveness for improved enterprise social media presence.

"internet imitation"/"locally performed internet imitation"/"presense imitation"
For example, one thing of such concept could be:
On-demand neural network-generated personal/personalized commentary/appraisal/compliments/criticisms/hate speech, in an enclosed local/offline environment.

All the wonders of internet commentary smartassery, done offline.
To see how well your content might fare, it could be interesting. Or, if you don't want to ever get involved with 'netizens', but do want to have "an imitation" of "getting praise" or "getting critique".

Just 'safe internet experiences emulation' concept, is also good and is an interesting thing. I can actually see how "safe imitated experiences" could be used to teach kids, or to entertain them. See, we either could A. filter real content or B. emulate content. If we're filtering (or even just disallowing some kinds of interactions) something heavily enough, some part of 'experience' will be lost. These 'experiences' could be 'imitated/emulated' without loss of them, or their quality. We're getting better at both filtering and imitating, though.

>>62206160
One might think that this is a bit far off, but it's not the same when you see the news of one AI chat-bot get scrutinizes, and with the comments on, say, youtube or twitter, made by people with negative intelligence.
We're already at the point when we face stupid and are unsure if the poster is a bot or a real person.

>>62201299
>not YeSQL

Biodigitally enhanced artificial intelligence

AABI

Agile Asymmetric Blockchain Interoperability

Quantum Routing
Smart Biology
Deep Cloud
Interplanetary File System
Augmented Artificial Intelligence

Decentralized Nanomining Architecture

>>62200223
lol, I bet this will actually be a thing.

body hacker

>>62200157
reverse proxied trust network

BrainJS

>>62204983
knowledge enrichment centers

bio-neural enrichment centers

bio-neurological-system enrichment centers

bio-neurological-system concentration centers

bio-neurological-system concentration camps

>society has a "back to basics" anti tech phase

concentration camps

wA.I.fu. like waifu but with an A.I.

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>>62200157
>modular repackaging
>depth emulation
>quartz hashing
>safe space
>white filtering
>gender pluralization
>

decentralized blockchain technology

fostered innovation

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technological appropriation

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>>62200157

9front has a command that does that lel-

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>>62208604
>nigger watermelon powered space program
I was banned so many times for trying to warn people in /vg/ that this would happend. They should have listened.

>that fighting light on top

>>62200818
This is actually pretty cool. Imagine communicating with your pet through your computer.

>>62200546
Looks like hackathon to me

>>62200223
It's called a cyborg, shitlord.

neomacrosity

>>62200157
Proactive programing

Centralized consciousness

Progressive programming

Color blind coding, Colorful code, colorful coders

>>62200157
bacon misuse
oh wait.

>A Swedish man is facing charges in court after being accused of eating bacon too closely to a group of veiled Muslim women and calling them derogatory names.

>The case is not the first time bacon misuse has led to prosecutions for hate crimes. In the UK last year, two Polish men were jailed for throwing bacon inside a London mosque. The pair were charged with a “racially motivated attack” when one of the men swore at a Muslim man and threw bacon at him.

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Activated Almonds

>>62200431
"in house computing"

>>62209093
>Color blind coding
thats racist.

>>62202259
actual cuck, back to /r/bernie4pres

>>62203712
The bigger issue is that the text is displayed around the iris, not the pupil, so the user would not actually see any of it.

>>62208479
>>safe space
de-unsafe spacing

>>62200157
ChildTrack

>>62209158
localized processing capability: the theoretical maximum processing power of a single device to complete a task when disconnected from the cloud

>>62208604
I give your picture
>LegoCopter/10

>>62208690
>>62209314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8sQQ03cKaw

>>62206448
>Interplanetary file system
As cool as the tech is, I cringe ecery time I see IPFS spelled out.

>>62209354
Every...

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>>62209336
Thank you for this anon. I knew this would happen.

>>62209336
>0:4814:44 / 14:41
youtube go home your drunk

>>62200157
Nanosuits.
(programmable nanorobots you wear to change your appearance freely which will most likely kill all the identity movements,as no matter what you try to do to be special, some normie will do it too for giggles)

dedicated nano-technology

nigronomics

>>62200157
install /g/entoo fagget

>>62200157
poo in the loo container computing

>>62209542
gentoo-nization: to move toward a GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux enviroment

>>62200223
>>62200371
You fucking botphobics

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>>62209574

>>62200157
short range media transmission

coloring.

audience coloring
opinion coloring
brand image coloring

Hobby photolitography.

>>62200157
>domestic robotics
Yes, please!

>>62200157
picotechnology when nano isn't small enough to connotation the relative size

>>62200157

Anti-topic promotion of various forms of digiwaste production (such as neomocking and emotive luring), specifically tailored to suit the contemporary, post-thought milieu.

>>62208604
Well you gotta start somewhere, an african wanting to build something instead of destroying it is admirable

interior semiotics

Foreskinist extremists (Msm buzzword for people who don't want government hired robot rabbis sucking their children's dicks as a mandatory thing under law)

"citscore" short for citizen score, basically that Chinese credit score where if you're anti government online not just your credit score but your friends and families scores go down too, leveraging shaming to keep people in line with the government

>>62200157
VR rape
AI terrorism

>>62200157
>GNAI [gender neutral artificial intelligence]
>NBQC [Non-Binary Quantum Computers]
>NNHI [Neural Network Host Infector]

>>62200157
>dat pic
Had me until
>compatible with Linux
That's when I knew it was fake.