You're not a programmer until you ______________

have a job

Take HRT

>>62186877
Well shit

>>62186877
fuck

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>>62186893
/thread

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Fuck your little sissy boyfriend, then write Haskell together while he's on your lap, full of your cummies

Designed a MIPS processor in HDL.

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Own these

wear programming socks

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>>62186866
<h1></h1>

Am I program now?

Have homosexual intercourse.

>>62187023
>>62187033

write code on a whiteboard that fizz buzzes every prime between zero and two million

>>62186866
Fuck a duck

>>62186866
ship a piece of software.
Doesn't matter if it's a piece of shit

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fizzbuzz

install gentoo

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>>62187177
>fizzbuzz primes

>>62186866
Stop being a NEET

mod a game

>>62187041
Yes. But not full stack, only a front end dev.

>>62187253
> NEAT
FTFY

>>62186866
Roll your stockings up

what IDE is best for writing c++ ?

>>62187351
Nano

Write a fucken compiler

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score one for the good guys

>>62186866
Program

- Can solve FizzBuzz
- Sum every prime below 2mil

Maintain software with 10k+ users for over a year.

>>62187007
But that's easy anon. Only took me about 40 hours of work. Even wrote a pretty basic assembler for it.

>>62187241
Well 3 and 5 are primes

Learn Rust.

>>62186993
Wot Annie may is Dis?

>>62189062
>make simple download client(basically just ftp)
>gets 10k users in traffic daily

yay im a programmer

>>62187265
rails g scaffold Blog
What about now?

>>62186866
Make useful software that doesn't already exist. Useful meaning it improves the quality of life of at least one person other than yourself. Pity from friends/family doesn't count, and it has to be an original invention of some kind.

>>62186866
realize that people on /dpt/ are clueless hacks

>>62186866
until you do the following in this order:
>look at some code
>don't understand it at all
>immediately recognize that its horrible
>mutter "what stupid fucking mouth breather wrote this?!"
>start on fixing it
>realize that you wrote that code and forgot about it

>>62189244
Yeah that's not gonna get 10k

>>62189028
Fizzbuzz is not programming.

>>62189639
It did though.

It was a simple gui client for downloading mods from my ftp server for a porn game. Less than 500 lines

>>62186866
you dont want to be one anymore.

>>62186866
Write a macro with syntax-parse

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>>62189215
Konosuba.

>>62189824
Dank u, ima go watch Dis naow

>>62189678
Well then congrats you're a programmer.

>>62189112
Yeah, me too faggot.
Post your block design and I'll post mine.

Write your own compiler and assembler for a language you invented and then use that language to write an operating system complete with graphical user interface, drivers, and networking. Actually, create your own networking protocols and then write a web browser and instant messaging program that uses those protocols. Also create your own file system to store the data on. Actually fuck it, before you do all that, create your own CPU architecture with your own opcodes and instructions.

It's the only way to be botnet-free.

>>62189540
>original invention of some kind
does that include implementing an already existing (loosely defined) concept in a somewhat different way?

>>62190255
Only if it requires real work to implement. If a determined normalfag layman could put it together with duct tape and glue out of other applications and services then it's not a very remarkable innovation.

>>62190198
I lied, you fucking NERD!

>>62190971
I'm actually kind of upset :^(
I really, really like Verilog.

>>62187351
Visual Studio 2017

>>62187215
>Setting up a stack frame
TOPPEST KEK OF THE DAY
What next, are you going to follow the System V ABI too?

Enjoy your SHIT performance, you C programmer.

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>>62187177
cout<<3<<" "<<5<<endl;

>>62189824
Now what's that one
Imdb/saucenao didn't find it

>>62186866
Have your own personal "standard" library

>>62186877
/thread

>>62186877
first post, best post

>>62189666
the only thing thad counds as brogamming are things i thing are cool xpppDddd

also nice digits

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>>62186866
Kill a CIA nigger

>>62192756
Yuru yuri

>>62186877
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
75% of this board BTFO

>>62189666
FU Satan:(

Suck a feminine penis

>>62186866
- know at least one language really fucking well
- know famous data structures and algorithms and their time/space complexities
- can demonstrate this knowledge

>>62187023

>no one knew who I was until I put on the socks

>>62189407
> rails
> rails
> rails

>>62194931

> - know at least one language really fucking well
How exactly well?

> - know famous data structures and algorithms and their time/space complexities
Name these data structures, please.

>>62194969
Ecли я cнимy их, ты yмpёшь?

>>62186866
Try to kill yourself after writing a non-trivial bash script

>>62186866
… fap to traps

>>62196749
>writing a non-trivial bash script
but why would you ever do that