Hi, I'm Karlie Kloss, and today I'm going to show you

>>62178665
i would do anything for you if it meant i could be rewarded with a 10 minute blowie from you at the end of each day

hi you're karly kloss and today i'm gonna teach you how to put ur mouth on and around my weiner

>>62178665
Wasn't she on Bill Nye Spreads the Narrative?

cd..
ls
cd..
ls

>>62178665
>show you how to make your own website with Wix.
implying you wouldnt make most profits if you were a hot girl selling wix websites fro 4k +

you literally spend 2 days top on the site.

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>>62178681

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So this is what our field has become ...

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>tfw you will never code like Kloss

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>>62178745
it was just a question of time.. if you do shitty easily automated jobs like web-dev, sooner or later an automated process willl take your work

the only thing you could sell now is designs for the websites, texting, seo and similar..


unrelated, is his brother sitll pounding her?

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>>62178717
What did she meant by this?

>>62179235
I want to git push my:dick --force into her

>>62178780
> if you do shitty easily automated jobs like web-dev, sooner or later an automated process willl take your work

I guess you mean simple js and wordpress, modern webdev has become very complicated in the last 5 years

>>62179461
>I guess you mean simple js and wordpress, modern webdev has become very complicated in the last 5 years
yes, but 90% of your potential clients require only wordpress/wix sites lol

good luck finding those 10% who want more complex web dev.

also more complex sites, require months to finish.

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>>62178665
>665▶>>62178678 >>62178689 >>62178722
>Hi, I'm Karlie Kloss, and today I'm going to show you how to make your own website with Wix.
>>>
Hello im Ada Lovelace and this B*** took my job, i was the first women programmer and this B*** came with her drag and drop functinalaty and droped her pants to get my job. ive been out of work for a while now so please hire me

>>62178665
DUMB KODEPOSTER

FUCK OFF KARLI

>>62179560
>Hello im Ada Lovelace and this B*** took my job
/thread

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Why is she so tall?

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>>62179808
She's a model

>>62179808
>puts her next to a manlet child
>why is she so tall
fuck off troll

>>62180179
>>62180229
>>62179808
She is 188cm

Kode with Karly Kloss
KKK
makes u think

>>62181509
188cm is not tall.

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>>62181596
it is for woman, especially in america

>>62179560

>muh ada lovelace
>muh real womyn

you fell for the feminism meme didn't you?

>>62181596
>6'3 is not above average height
>especially for women

>>62179808
>tfw you never touched the hot legs of a giantess in your childhood

>>62179808
>5" heels
You tell me, anon.

>>62181624
some of those are a bit misleading, kit harrington is 5"8' but sophie turner 5"9', gwendoline christie 6"3' and they're both in heels, even average women in heels are typically about the average male height, but the men on tip toes is fucking hilarious

She's cute and has interest and above-pleb level proficiency for tech. Works a lot for education and awareness. Why people gotta be so butthurt about her?

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>>62181857
no idea

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>ada lovelace writes the first computer program
>kathleen booth develops assembly
>/g/pol/ believes girls can't program
Really makes you think.

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>>62181888
wrong pic

>>62181509
I'm 198cm. Can I benis her now?

>>62181509
>>62179808
She's a big girl.

>>62181624
Harry Potter is a fucking manlet.

>>62181844
>kit harrington is 5"8'
Kit pls go you insecure shit

>>62178665
GET OFF OF MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS

>>62181973

He's not insecure about it though. Nobody is spamming images of him because he's a manlet. RDJ on the other hand...

>>62181953
For you

>>62179808
she is not tall at all, 1.88 is queen of the womanlets tier

>>62181953
Why Bane posting never gets old?

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// Code and do it fabulously.

>>62182153
I'm a 1.67m (5'6) male. She's got me beat by a long shot.

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>>62182259

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>>62182153
>she is not tall at all, 1.88 is queen of the womanlets tier
I wonder who is behind this post

>>62182383
tall girl are sooo ugly, oh my gosh

>>62182399
t. dicklet

>>62181624
>puts manlets next to normalsize women
>why are women so tall
fuck off idiot

>>62182303
>glupa previsoka zagorka

>>62179808
She looks like a spaghetti

>>62178665
Karlie the corporate shill Kloss.

>>62179487
>good luck finding those 10%
those 10% are 90% of the economy though. No credible company uses some shitty template crap, their desires are too specific. Startups, small businessess, artists etc use them and when/if they become successful they get a real website.

And I'm not a web dev.

Why would you want to be tall as a woman is beyond me

>>62182604
its a fucked up situation for freelancers though. They cant take on those huge jobs alone.

>>62182619
Putting manlets in their place and having tall children

>>62182619
I'm 6'5" and would feel horrible if my children were short. Its your duty to breed with strong genetics and have a shorty on the side to swallow your nut. Feels good when the girl sucking your dick is standing up instead of on her knees

>>62182634
Statistically tall people want to fugg small people. Evolution wants you to make average children.

>>62182604

At that point they have someone in-house that can make and manage their website.

>>62181596
t. manlet

>>62181844
Male dress shoes almost always have slight heels as a standard. Insecure men get ones with massive heels.

>>62181844
If you believe kit is 5'8" you're fucking blind

>>62182659
virgun spotted. any man with options would appreciate both long and short legs

>>62181596
Even in the netherlands that's above average so yes it fucking is.

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>>62182753
>mfw 5'7" in the netherlands

>>62178665
I want to cum inside the Kloss

>>62178665
Just want to smell her sweaty puss. Don't even want to poke it, just capture the scent in a jar.

>>62182004
>>62182688
Hes 173cm.
Which is 5'8.
Im not sure how blindness comes into it, you can't eyeball height from photos without reference points.

>>62182940
>Hes 173cm.
According to Kit.
He's smaller than other people who say the exactly same thing. In fact his eyes are mouth level for people who really are 5'8"
He's 5'6", MAYBE 5'7" at most.

>>62179235
>she needs to join our startup
>let's invite her

errytiem

>>62178768
>code
>not kode
you lack klass anon

>>62182855
>I want to cum inside the Kloss
*kum

>>62179235
How did she take that picture?

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>>62178768
>tfw you will never have to attempt multiple times to cd into a directory
why even live

>>62181904
manufactured and homosexual

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>>62178665
>>62179808
>>62182231
giv giant gf

>>62178665
hello sexi love u lady girl pls marriage me in sex kiss kiss
anser to msn or phone msg for marriage

send from my somesunge marsala using tap2talk

>>62183369
phone in mouth + voice controls

or had a friend/orbiter take it

>>62179808
me on the left

>>62182855
Kumming with Klossie.

Too bad I'm not into transexuals, she would be hot that way.

>>62180179
>Takes 300 factory workers to make her 1 outfit.
Those poor people.

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>>62183056
who gives a fuck though? he is still cure as hell

>>62179235
the third command is not a cd. what does she type there?

>>62183900
Faggots who's only redeeming quality is their height :^)

>>62181737
haha imagine if she picked your tiny body up and ate you and you'd be stuck inside her stomach getting burned alive inside her and there's nothing you can do haha

>>62184211
>haha
Kill yourself autist

>>62184115
pwd

Print directory

>>62184265
that's the joke you tard.
Head back to >>>/b/ right fucking now.

>>62184211
haha

>>62184303
Back to /r/eddit, le funny lol xD

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>>62184367
Then you're coming with me, /r/the_donald.

>>62179235
She could never get her shell prompt to look like that by herself.

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>>62183438
A directory that doesn't exist no less.

>>62182827
Wew
Just come to mexico brah you'll pull bitches

>>62182542
> glupi niski zagorac

>>62183515
my wife is 6'2''
I'm 5'10''
>feels good man

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>>62183056
Yet he's still banging Ygritte irl and I'm not, so... checkmate.

>>62184367

>he doesnt know about hahaposting

jesus christ just fucking lurk moar newfag

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Have you ever considered that maybe she acts like a retard on purpose for marketing? Think about it: If she hadn't done the "cd code cd.." thing, we probably wouldn't be talking about a Wix ad right now.

>>62185369
Is it really a win for her if nobody discussing this would even give Wix a second thought, though?

>>62183056
you realize normies don't know about manlet memes right?

>>62181904
>thnx I'll have nightmares now knowing airplane software is written by guys.

It's funny that she mentions this, because airplane software is typically written in Ada, which was clinically designed to be simple to read, as well as idiotproof, and secure to boot. What's more, it's common practice in Ada to comment each and every one of your functions (or pro, detailing what it does exactly.

>>62185691
Almost certain that screenshot is fake, but thanks for the info. Interesting stuff.

>>62185462
Except that's not what's important here.
You are now aware that Wix exists and due to memes you will probably remember it until old age.
How does this make you feel? That you were manipulated into being a walking billboard?

>>62185851
If I have a pulse, use the Internet, and can read, I'd know Wix exists. Hell, just by virtue of using /g/, it's more likely I'd know about it. This mastermind marketing plan basically doesn't work, since the only people who'd notice her fuckup are programmers and the like, who'd probably at least have heard of Wix before. Do you think anyone should feel somehow violated because I know a company exists? Or that they know it exists and has a spokesperson who can't even cd into a directory properly?

>>62185177
it's probably just a cookie-cutter virtual machine that she ssh's into for a class, the directory literally is called "hs-tdd-structure-code-along-precollege"

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>>62185816
Very interesting, as it kinda validates the screenshot in some coincidental, or ironic, way.

I don't have any open-source airplane software to prove my point, but here's something written for an open-source OS

>>62185993
Absolutely. I just take the screenshot with a grain of salt, it's too on-the-nose (even if the general theme/mood probably isn't too different from how it is in actuality). Thanks for the cap!

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>>62185177
>>62185922
confirmed, it even says Nitrous in one of the working directories, so it's one of these

>>62178665
O my fucking .. Why do i keep seeing that add.. That + the coding one code with phyton .... Treehouse...

Fucking google went a few times to codeacademy ..and they wont let me be

>>62178678
>>62178681
>>62179417
Charming... maybe now you see why google is pushing for gender equality?

>>62186624
Maybe now you see why I'm pushing my dick in your ass?

>>62186624
Not that I disagree but /g/ (even 4chan to an extent) is not the right place for a valuable discussion of this kind.

>>62186624
If women in the industry were as equally effective as men I could see their point.

But they are not. Never were. Instead they rely on people like you when they are weighed and found wanting.

>>62178768
I should just give up my career, shouldn't I?

>>62186791
Give up your career and start a new kareer.

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>>62178665
hi senpai!

>>62178665
She can smell your shekels from there.

God, I hate women.

They're just like trannies. Adoration and popularity is given to them for free just for being a shitty fem type who eat penises. They haven't had to struggle and grow as individuals like I have. I am certain that Kloss had big groups of people helping her.

>>62179808
>5"1 male
>6"5 womyn

>>62179808
God I wish that were me

>>62187100
She still has more money than your entire lineage, bitch.

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>>62182231

>>62187100
If you had grown much as an individual you wouldn't have such a strong case of sour grapes, friend.

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>>62187121

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>>62187140

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>>62187152

>>62186624
So that men in tech have an easier time getting heterosexual blowjobs?

How do I kode my own agile website in wix?

>>62181953
For manlets.

>>62181892
That's clearly a transman.

>>62178665
She's so talented. A model and a programmer! This is pretty cool. This is something Bai drinks can product place a few inches away from a MacBook. This is the future. Time to transcend.

>>62181509
She is 6'2" in US language.

>>62181904
fake, fuck off

>>62187729
Why so serious?

I hate this dumb fucking whore so much.

>>62179560
Ada Lovelace died in 1852. This isn't a picture of her numbnuts.

>captcha public oracion

>>62178665
"Wix" or "Wixen" in german means "to jerk off" but more verbal, like an insult

>>62181892
And our viking ancestors slaughtered thousands and even lived worthwhile lives. Doesn't matter much nowadays, does it?

>>62187908
Wow, my guilty gay porn viewing suddenly makes a lot more sense.

>6'2

That bitch is a fucking man or a hermaphrodite at best

She's pretty and tall. I'd eat her out as she put my in a headlock with her long ass legs
Just imagining her long limbs dangling about as I trust myself into her makes me the hardest metal [spoiler]diamonds[/spoiler]

What are some good countries to move to if you're a manlet? No extremly poor nations. Thinking about maybe Italy or Spain.

>>62188254
Nippon. On the downside, you'll have trouble fitting into your dwarf apartment.

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>>62179560

>>62182231
"Anon, Kode for me ...."
She says as she slowly continues to edge you.
"Mmm... better not come until you finish that webapp.."
She says as she rubs your tip

>>62180179
wtf the girls in my anime are much cuter than this

>>62181624
Fucking kek I thought manlets being insecure was just a meme

>>62186624
>maybe now you see why google is pushing for gender equality?
Because people have a healthy sex drive which keeps the species alive?
Are you retarded?

>>62179560
The fact that you think that's a picture of Ada Lovelace is just fucking adorable. Because, you know, a woman who passed away well over 150 years ago worked on the ENIAC. This seems legit.

>>62182604
If you are well connected you can make a shitload of money with wp.

>>62185304
kurwa

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>>62178665
She's taytay's girlfriend and she's a big girl for u.

They should teach people BASIC or Smalltalk or Forth when they're kids still, instead of this normie web-oriented shit.

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>>62181624
look at this manlet

he knows how stupid he looks

>>62180229
Did you not see the beta manlet approach and back off because he was intimidated?

>>62190556
toplel, is that shooped?

>>62190599
No. She's actually 8 feet tall

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>>62185325
they're both nobles and she's got a castle
she's also exactly the right size for him

>>62188254
a country of a good self-esteem which does not dependent by the things you cannot change.

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>>62190567
I don't know why he wears something that obvious. You can get normal-looking shoes and boots with lifts. Granted, only a couple of inches, so maybe not enough for a true manlet.

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>>62178665
“Coding”

>>62190702
t. dicklet, manlet, AND brainlet.

>>62186624
No because women are treated better than men

>>62191693
>ladies first!
>you don't hit a lady!
>women don't need to sign up to be drafted in america
You know the second the got real equality, they'd be begging to go back.

>>62191794
>>>62191693 (You)
>>ladies first!
Depends on the culture
>>you don't hit a lady!
When a bitch goes out of line she must be put in her place
>>women don't need to sign up to be drafted in america
>america
>You know the second the got real equality, they'd be begging to go back.
Yeah