Which language is most brainlet-friendly?

>>62157830
assembly

haskell

>>62157830
>Which language is most brainlet-friendly?
Python has the most beginner support but it's also probably one of the most versatile languages

>>62157830
Rust

C. Too many abstractions and compiler-help makes my think dink hurt.

>>62157830
Go

python

>>62157830
Ruby

English

>>62157830
There's no brainlet firendly language, the easiest ones for beginner would be something like Python or Ruby.

>>62157830
Java is easy for brainlets and can help brainlets build a strong enough foundation to not be programming brainlets anymore and move on to better languages

>no BASIC
Gotta love neo-/g/

>>62157909
t. Pajeet

But seriously, I kinda agree.

>>62157830
Blitz BASIC

>>62157830
Visual Basic or Python

>>62157830
>Which language is most brainlet-friendly?
Ruby

>>62157830
None worth learning. That said all very popular languages are made for pretty average people.

>>62157913
>2017
>BASIC

>>62157830
Brainf*ck

I'm not even kidding.

>>62157976
>it's bad because it's old
Yeah, that doesn't work.

>>62157878
i've heard GO is good for brainlets, is it easier than python?

>>62158003
>is it easier than python
Absolutely, it has no useful features that you might have trouble understanding.
Going from zero to printing text is definitely slightly faster in Python.
But if you look at the language as a whole then for every feature or concept in Go, Python has at least five.

>>62157830
go

>>62158093
Is golang good for automation tasks like python is? What are their respective use cases?

>>62157977
sounds like a meme language

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>>62157898
TELL ME HE'S LYING, SOMEBODY.

>>62158241
>Is golang good for automation tasks like python is?
Probably not.

>What are their respective use cases?
>Go
You're a brainlet or you're working with brainlets or you need brainlets to be able to understand your code.
>Python
You need to get shit done quickly and execution speed is not a concern.

>>62158281
Go.

>>62157987
It's not bad because it's old, it's bad because literally nobody is using it anymore.

>>62158346
I'm just talking simple scripts, like say I wanted to write something to automate syncing ebooks with my kindle, I know I can do this with python, can I also do it with Go?

>>62158393
>can I also do it with Go
Yes.
>is it a good idea
Probably not.

>>62158405
Why? Would it be harder to do in Go or something?

>>62158439
You need to setup an environment and build the thing. The program itself would also very likely end up being a lot more verbose.
If all you need is a short script then making it in Go really makes no sense.

>>62157830
Lisp, Lua, Forth, golang and C.
Simple one-shot languages, no advanced concepts to graps beyond one one-size-fits-80% feature.

>>62158484
Thanks buddy, guess I'll stick with Python for now.

>>62157888
>>62157881
>>62157973
these are actually not brainlet-friendly to use effectively

Assembly. Just 2 buttons to press in different orders.

>>62157976
Freebasic is quite nice.

>>62157830
javascript is literally made for brainlets who can't understand strong typing.

>>62158549
That's bait?

lisp, haskell, ocaml, erlang

>>62158484
>Go is for brainlets, but it'd be too difficult for you

>>62159467
Go is for brainlets.
Go is also not for writing short scripts.

>>62158549
assembly isn't binary dumbdumb.

>>62157913
I took a programming class in high school and we used QuickBASIC. The teacher was an old timer, he talked about stealing printing credits in university with a fake login screen written with Fortran.

brainlet here, Python

Learn Go, in a few years time it'll be the highest demand language.

>>62159569
GO is the future, waste of time learning python now

>>62157830
>Which language is most brainlet-friendly?
Ruby
nicest community, nicer than phython by far

>>62160382
I read that learning Python will make me a better programmer in general than learning Ruby because it's more verbose, true or false?

>>62160382
Haskell is the only language you need in 2017, stop shilling Ruby.

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>>62157830
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>>62157881
>>62157888

>>62161054
>MATLAB
stopped reading right there
whoever made this list have not used half of those languages

>>62161083
It's obviously a joke image you weak piece of shit

>>62161083
is matlab bad?

>>62161054
>no HolyC

a list by niggers for niggers.

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>>62161143
It's outdated and horrifically slow in many non-maths parts
PLUS it's proprietary

>>62161245
Not the language's fault you're too stupid to into maths.

I'm a fucking idiot and I learned C, idk OP I recommend C

>>62161143
>is matlab bad?
it's alright for engineering purposes
people complain because they try to do things it's not well suited for I guess

being proprietary is a problem I agree, but there's a free / open source analog

>>62161245
There is a FOSS matlab which exists, GNU Octave, and it has an IDE very similar to MATLABs IDE

obviously this doesn't come with the simulink benefits, and the tool boxes are not as developed as MATLABs, but for most purposes it should be effectively the same

>>62157830
PHP, some n00bs will tell you Python but they are full of shit, took me like 2yrs to get comfy with Python after PHP.

PHP is for people who have no ability to do system setup / processes and can't into object orientation.

>>62157830
>Which language is most brainlet-friendly?
IDL

>>62157830
English.

>>62161417
Wrong. English is the most advanced language.

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>>62158502
Give this man a medal

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>>62157830
>Which language is most brainlet-friendly?

English

>>62161518
see>>62161431

>>62161542
Its the fucked up rapechild of german and french, but without any good traits these two languages have

>>62161571
So? It's the most complex language of them all, it's extremely difficult for foreigners to learn because of variance in sounds and exceptions to rules. English isn't the brainlet language, Spanish is.

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>>62161542
>>62161431
top kek, only a brainlet americuck retard can think English is even remotely average, let alone advanced.

>>62161592
lol anglos actually believe this

>>62161592
>it's extremely difficult for foreigners to learn
except it literally isn't.

>>62161620
>>62161607
>>62161605
t. assmad foreigners who think they've mastered english but have no clue

>>62161620
>>62161607
>>62161605
https://www.oxford-royale.co.uk/articles/learning-english-hard.html

It's common consensus that English is a difficult language compared to the others you fucking retards.

>>62157830
Delphi

>>62161605
>Calling English below average
>Grammar indicates he doesn't know English.

Kek'd, must be bait.

>>62161757
>common consensus
>difficult language
>britbong source
kek

>>62161778
>He thinks oxford is a bad source.
Okay, we're done here. Have a nice life, Pajeet.

>>62161605
English is one of the hardest languages to learn, everything is so ambiguous. Especially pronunciations. It's what happens when you mix four different families of languages together.

>>62157830
English

>>62162033
does not mean english is complex, like german. it is just a shitty language, with poor grammar and fucking terrible pronunciation.

>>62157830
Depends on which kind of disability you have

Learning or reading:
Brainf*ck

Attention span:
PHP, JavaScript, Groovy

Library searching:
Java, Python, PHP, TypeScript

Code formatting:
Groovy

Algorithm or logical thinking:
Esperanto

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>>62162164
>In English sheep is both plural and singular
>In English dog is singular and dogs is plural
>In English Berry is singular and berries is plural
>In English fish is singular and fishes is plural but fish is also plural
>In English Octopi is the plural or Octopus but so is octopuses
>In English sleep and sleeps are both present tense
>whose

>>62161605
>Be American
>WHAT CALL-OR IS THE FIB-UR ON THIS SOCCER SWEATER

Navajo y latín

>>62162568
>Brainf*ck
Go back to the forum you came from, idiot.

>>62159516
You can code it in binary level

>>62159467
> I'm dumb, the post

>>62162782
watch out, here's an edgy kid :/

>>62157878
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