>that kid in your CS classes taking notes and programming

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>>62155555
>55555
Nothing wrong with that kid tho

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>>62155555
>that kid that goes to school to study

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>>62155555
> that kid in your CS classes taking notes

>in your cs class
>cs
>class
ISHYGDDT

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>>62155555

>>62155858
>taking a cs class is inherently wrong
I pity you

>>62155555
What's the problem anon? The kid has a better laptop than you?

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>that kid who brings a printer to class
>sets it up in the middle of his desk and prints shit out during class
>loud as fuck and heavy as fuck but no one can say anything because he is autistic

I've had a retard in my class doing nothing but browsing reddit

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>>62156174
I once had an autistic kid print out pokemon hentai in computer class. Nobody noticed until the printer ran out of paper and started beeping. Teacher comes over to see a huge stack of drawn poké porn.

>>62155555
It's an asian girl with the thiccest 5 year old gaming laptop ever.

Most notable thing I ever saw in a lecture was a kid with a 17" Alienware laptop running windows 7 with a Kali Linux wallpaper.

Also a guy with a Thinkpad running Gentoo once sat down next to me because he saw I was using GNU/Linux too. I was expecting spaghetti, but he turned out to be alright, eccentric, but not autistic.

>>62156271
I guess this is a greentext thread now

>infosec class
>guy with xbox hueg alienware laptop
>plastered in WoW and league stickers
>like 40 years old
>Boasts about how SUPER DUPER AWESOME linux is and how shitty osx/windows are (basically being a 14 year old)
>Thinks he's a l33t h4x0r for being able to navigate a filesystem from the terminal
>Get assigned to a group with him
Gunna be a long fuckin semester

>>62156390
Press F to pay respects

There was one guy who lugged around a giant monitor to hook up to his laptop. Best I can tell from those who knew him, he was legit autistic.

>>62156363
Those are the best kind of new college classroom friends, in my experience

>>62155747
this is me. sorry, i need to write it to really get it in, if you catch my drift.

>having no friends
>the only thing that I have in common with other kids in my class is that I like minecraft
>be hackerman of the class because once I fixed a friend's computer just restarting it
>be asked once in a while to fix X thing
>always figure how to repair it googleing (99% of the time is 1 minute fix)
>computer class
>teacher lets us play in the class
>really old computers with some 2007 Linux distro
>Java is installed
>itcanrunminecraft.jpg
>all kids playing minecraft at 2 fps in a single player world
>decide to mod my game to have better performance
>install optifine
>40-45 fps
>itsactuallyplayable.webm
>all kids start freaking out around me because my game runs very well
>start saying some bs like I hacked into mojang's server
>im their God
>as a kind God I decide to install optifine (the mod to play better) to all kids
>i feel like Kira in death note when he kills for the first time
>havebetteridea.bmp
>decide to create my own server
>host it on my home
>install some plugins (ranks, minigames, etc)

Story continues..

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>>62155606
>checking digits on /g/
what the fuck?

>>62156604
>Story continues..
No thanks.

>>>/v/

>>62156604
>be tomorrow
>be in computer class again
>tell to the plebs i have a new realm
>comeintomyserver.com
>(actually purchased a domain)
>DNS forwarding didn't work because school internet is somehow broken
>input manually the ip of my server in the 30 computers
>kids think I'm God for remembering all those numbers
>they have never seen an ip address before
>tell them to prepare their anus
>ssh to my server
>startserver.sh
>"you can now enter to the server my little childs"
>Server is just a small lobby, a mini games part and an open world part.
>autistic kids like it somehow
>kid 1 tells me "can I be OP?"
>OP Is basically the ability to use commands in the game
>basically tell him being op is a huge responsibility
>he says he will give me money
>"sure give me the money and I'll make you op"
>HE ACTUALLY GIVES ME 10€
>holyfuck.jpg
>set up new rank at server "op" (it's not really op its just the ability of using some useful commands)

It will continue

>>62156719
>childs

>>62156658
This is greentext now. This thread is now partially under the license of /b/ tards.
Replying to this exact post will result in the legak agreement of the previous statement. Thanks for your collaboration.

>go to cs class
>only kid with a thinkpad is a pajeet

>>62156604
>>62156719
How old are you, 14?

>>62156370

>In army tech school for radio network operators
>one guy always doodling in class instead of paying attention
>fails the first test
>instructor takes his notebook from him
>It's filled with pony porn

He got kicked out after that

>>62156719
>fucking little piece of shit starts saying I will give OP rank for 15€
>he gets 5€ of every transaction for basically promoting me
>tell him that is too much.
>somehow he convinces me to not changing the prices and let it stay 15€.
>give him real op so he can use real comands like changing other people's ranks
>forward two weeks
>all school knows of my server
>autistic kid 1 keeps doing business
>I basically stopped doing shit because the one setting the ranks was the autistic kid
>one day be sick
>don't go to school
>actually not going to school for 3 days
>third day i remember of the server and log into my server to see the logs
>omfg.png
>autistic kid has fucked up with the server
>look for config files
>he destroyed the roles configuration file trying to add another role called "op god"
>basically it has been overwritten by the new configuration that doesn't work
>next day go to class
>all kids looking at me
>playground time
>all the kids come to me
>"Anon, autistic kid 1 has told us that you closed the server"

Will continue.

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How to delete someones series of posts?

>>62156990
You don't.

>final class of master's before I drop out
>get grouped to do a pretty shit project for a mobile device or rpi
>one week in decide this is not for me
>opt to do my own and wrote something for the rpi for motion detection & recording, was pretty fun and worked
>out of all the groups/projects in the class only two were interesting, mine & another woman's
>she put together a pretty cool geo located coupon application, with real time updates, pretty slick and actually worked

>>62156990
alt f4

>>62156769
This was 4 years ago when minecraft started becoming what it is now.
Now I'm 18.


>>62156921
>"we want all the money back"
>tell them that I the autistic kid is who broke the server
>tell them that while I was sick the one keeping the money was the autistic guy
>Btw I'm not joking when I said he is autistic, he really was, for example he sitted really weird in class (with his foot on the chair) but teacher didn't say anything because he was special and had problems
>go talk with him
>"OH Anon, I think the server broke or something"
>look at him in the eyes
>"do you know who I am kid? I'm God"
>kid is scared
>"I know what you tried to do, your greed has exceeded his limit"
>"I must reset the world and kill everyone that does not agree with me"
>go to computer class
>ssh server
>ban autistickid1
>ban autistickid1 - command ban not found
>autistic kid looks at me
>autistic kid smiles
>He whispers to me "do you know gods of death love apples?"
>Ohno.jpg
>he got me
>L got me
>"What are you talking about, L? I was only joking"
>"While you were sick I copied your server to a new one and I installed a new plugin called death note"
>"Your tirany must end, Light"
>He turns his mobile phone on
>ssh to my server
>rm -rf /*

>>62157155

You're the autistic kid.

>>62157155
Kek. Keep posting.

>>62156271
I want to believe

>>62156624
kill youslef

>>62156032
an oldie but a goodie

>>62157155
>Now I'm 18.
Your poor mother

>>62156390
>40 years old
Jesus Christ my condolences.

>>62156604
>>62156719
>>62156921
>>62157155
please stop

>>62157277
She's dead

>>62157368

At least she didn't have to live with the shame of having you as a son.

>>62157423
She died tomorrow

>>62157345
Worst part is that the third guy in the group is in his mid-30's and straight up said "Yeah I don't really know how to do computer stuff that great"
No idea how these fucks got into the class or why they're there

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>taking notes
>ever
Sometimes I do pity you brainlets.

>>62155555
I had one of those kids and I bullied him constantly
He ended up dropped out
Mission accomplished, I guess

>>62157504
Meant to say he ended up dropping out

>>62155555
>tfw writing on my surface pro and can sense the ass pain from everyone else

>be taking mandatory introductory C++ course for my master's program
>literally only white person in the room of ~25
>prof writes "int x;" on the board
>asks what the value of x will be
>entire room of indians and pakis literally chants as one "null"
>prof just shakes his head and says "no... it's whatever was at that spot in memory"

when will PooJavas ever learn

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>>62155555
>that kid in your CS classes taking notes on an 80s PC compatible "portable"

>>62156363
>Most notable thing I ever saw in a lecture was a kid with a 17" Alienware laptop running windows 7 with a Kali Linux wallpaper.

I literally imagine half of /g/ and like this.

>>62157477
>infosec
>can't computer

WHY

>>62157701
dumb phoneposter

>>62156624
This happens on literally every board

>>62156390
Is his name Rob?

>>62156271
Pretty sure that was me but I smoked too much in my teens to recall

>>62156271
Was it the actual girls or that furry shit?

>>62156174
They make relatively quiet portable printers now.
It would still take an autist to use one in a class, but it's doable.

>sit down
>look around
>all jeets and changs

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>>62157873
>tfw you have your first CS class with literally 0 pajeets
All the professors are chinks though, so you can't escape

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>>62155555
> That kid who spends the entire lecture jealously staring out of the corner of his eye at me because he's too poor too afford anything more than a pencil and a spirobind notepad.

There's a reason you're shit anon.

>>62157943
>jealously staring
Too autistic to notice it's a face of disgust?

>>62157943
the problem is not that it's a high end laptop, but more so that its not convenient to carry around something that is 10 pounds and has 3 hour battery life which requires you to have it plugged in to the charger the size of a brick the whole time

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>that kid who literally has to make everything about linux
>all profs midway through the semester just start making jokes about him or utter lines like "and for those running ubuntu, you're on your own"

>>62158069
It's obviously not a problem to the guy using it, and if it is, it's his problem, not yours. Get your fucking head out of other peoples shit anon.

>>62156783
His fine taste in pr0n was too good for the lot of you.

>>62157155
I'm ok with it.

>That kid who acts smug because he knows a lot about computers and is tech support for the school, but ends up getting very bad scores on standardized tests in class.

>>62158269
its always the obnoxious smug one who's retarded
its the quiet one who you assume just teleports places that's actually the genius

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>>62156032
>sorry

>>62157809
man this board in particular really went down the shitter then

>>62156358
>"thicc"
kill yourself

>>62155858

Someone whose resume never made it past the HR drone detected.

>>62156358
>thicc
I want /v/ and facebook to leave and take their nigger memes with them

>>62156624
do you even know how uncommon those digits are? of course you don't because you can't math, at all.

>>62155555
>classes
scrub

>>62156510
i do too. but i'm just too lazy. kek. i think being an attractive male gives me less will power to exert effort, since life is always going to be at least moderately enjoyable even if i fail uni.

itt people jealous because they don't have slick gaming laptops

>>62157030
nathan

>>62157943
You retain more information by writing things down on paper bud.

>>62159157
Sorry I'm not a child.

>>62155555
As opposed to building/buying a "legit" gaming-tier PC alongside a laptop for classwork?

Fuck that, kill two birds with one stone. Plus, you aren't forced to be a fucking faggot who stays in his dorm all day if he wants to play shit with friends.

>>62159145
if only we were all so lucky

>>62156032
THIS OMFG

IM SCREAMIMNG

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>>62157482
I took a note but I rarely read it unless it's near exam desu.

>>62159480

are you a girl

The way u type makes me think u are wanna be my e gf

>>62158464
>this site really went down the shitter
FTFY

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>>62157345
>33
>vaguely intelligent, fast learner, never applied myself
>chose a shit major first time around
>fairly normal
Forgetting the boasting part and Alienware, why would my age make me an asshole? I'm tired of flipping burgers. I am definitely capable of more. Many elements of CS and other not-so-useless degrees (see the reverse: English--I hate my 20 year old self*) appeal to me, starving to make more than $16,000 a year. I am sorry for the blog and elderly rambling: but what's wrong with working with older (presumably humble) people**?

*And my current self, but that's neither here nor there.
**My PC shares me in being humble and whichever dies*** first is up in the air at this point.
***Between me and the computer, for absolute clarification's sake. It's not ideation if it's done in (attempts of) humor, such as artistic expression of which this is. Vaguely.

smartest guy in my program carries the biggest thickest piece of shit dell

>>62156363
Nice desu ne

>>62160275
Recent grad here, don't worry you won't be the only older person

>tfw X220 with 10+ hours of battery life
Feels good to not have to fight for an outlet every class.

>>62160275
>windows 10

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>That guy who brings his laptop everywhere he goes

>>62159480
Back to tumblr miss stark

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>>62157155
fucking kek

>>62159480
Even if you aren't a girl will you be my gf? I'm a cute boy

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>>62160665
WHAT THE FUCJK

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>>62157943

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>>62159114
Those digits are about as uncommon as every other digit, you mook. Think about it.

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>>62159205
W-who are you?

>>62156358
>thiccest
Incest in America...?

Why does everyone in cs classes fucking smell like shit
Please shower guys

>>62160546
>10+ hours
>X220

But how anon?

>>62163827
9-cell battery. All I do is web browsing and programming in emacs.

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>>62155555
>that kid in class that's just playing video games through the lecture
>you get paired up with that little shit for an assignment
>yfw

>>62163837
You using Linux with TLP?

>>62163848
Ugh. Why do they even bother coming to the lectures if they are just there to gayme?

>>62155555
Nice quints.

>>62159257
This. Get a good smooth writing pen and quality paper notebook. You will notice the difference instantly.

>>62163827
I get 9 hours with a new 9 cell battery, the main improvement coming from compiling a custom kernel without USB and Ethernet, shaved at least 4W

>>62163868
Windows 7 for now, but I'm installing Gentoo tomorrow. I imagine the battery will be even better.

Counter strike classes exist????

>>62157482
Then you miss the super specific thing the professor said in passing that ends up being a big part of the exam

>>62156363
>Also a guy with a Thinkpad running Gentoo once sat down next to me because he saw I was using GNU/Linux too. I was expecting spaghetti, but he turned out to be alright, eccentric, but not autistic.
I'm jealous anon. I have yet to see anyone using anything other than win or mac os on my campus. To be honest, I've never met another linux user in real life ever, at least not one that uses it as their main OS. A couple of my friends have tried it out but switched back to windows :(

>>62156624
yo do you have version of that pic without the terribly edited in stink lines?

>>62163883
As that guy, because I already learned this shit in other classes and its a required class anyways with attendance required

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>>62156604
>minecraft
>mods don't range ban his entire city

>>62155555
>tfw only person in group of 200 doing compsci running linux
>tfw only person with a thinkpad
wtf I thought everyone doing cs would be like you're average /g/ shitposters

>>62165170
*your fugg android can't into autocorrect

>>62165170
>college
theres ur problem. also all 90% of cs majors who you meet will be doing frontend bullshit and nothing related to coding

>>62156604
underageb&

>>62160574
I'm gonna go with my ThinkPad everywhere and there's nothing you can do about it fgt.

>>62164932
attendance isn't required in any course
you're just a retarded fuck wasting everyone's time

>>62159145
>being an attractive male
post self pls

>>62164763
Dude, same here. feelsbadman

I go to PSU for reference

>>62160275
Don't worry about it, I had classes with an 80 year old once and he was cool as fuck.

>>62159145
Actually, you're probably just a loser

>>62155555
nice quints
>>62155613
?
>>62158289
>teleports places
>>62165170
shared math and cs institute, can't confirm
it's full of spergs that install arch on their thinkpads, make annoying BIOS sounds during lecture etc

>tfw you're the only girl in programming classes
oh god whyyyyy u_u

>>62166085
>tfw you're the only girl(male) in programming classes
oh god whyyyyy u_u

>>62166085
>>62166108
>tfw no 3dpd whores or mentally ill fags in your classes but it's full of /v/tards
it's okay by me

>>62166129
>tfw the only girl is a negress

>>62157155
>>rm -rf /*
doesn't work you n00b. good story up until this point.

>>62157155
>people born in 1999 are old enough to use this site

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>>62166774
>the 20th century ended almost 18 years ago
>we're almost a fifth into the 21st century

>>62166880
You mean almost 17 years, retard.
2000 was still in the 20th century. There was no year 0.

>>62167863
>There was no year 0
Don't call other people retards when you're chromosome superfluous yourself.

>>62167903
It's correct though. What's your point?

>>62156604
>>62156719
>>62156742
>>62156990
>>62159480
All of you get the fuck off of /g/ right now.

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>>62167935
Your definition is no more valid than mine. Now fuck off.

>>62159114
see>>62162013
Looks like it's you who just can't into numbers.

>>62160138
I blame /pol/, even though I like /pol/