/g/ Humor Thread

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>>62155214

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>>62155219
Thanks for the contribution.

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>>62155238

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>>62155326
can anyone explain exactly what this is?

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>>62155448

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>>62155453
It's an SQL injection.

>>62155459

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>>62155453
It's an USB port, I'll tell you later

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>>62155499

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>>62155557

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>>62155575

>>62155509
It's "show"

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>>62155589

>>62155490
Is it a login and password on the board or is it a car reg and something else under it?

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>>62155603

>>62155610
Speed trap. Camera snaps a picture if the car is speeding and uses OCR to grab the license plate. In theory, it would drop the table of speeding license plates.

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>>62155731

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>>62155744
Last few then I'll let you guys take over. Still have a bit of work I'd like to catch up on.

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>>62155340
this isn't real
this cant be real

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>>62155782

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>>62155782
Was typing before my last reply sent, my bad; it's real. He had a youtube channel and if I remember correctly he was all asspained about /g/'s comments. I can't recall his alias.

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>>62155803
Guess I'll end on one of my favorites.
Later.

Time to ruin the fun.
1
2
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>>62156035
DELET

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>>62156035

>>62156035
OCD joke?

>>62155238
nice python!

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>>62155214
>I can/can't read this Perl script

>>62156107
/r9k/ meme about some fake story

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>>62156035
FUCK YOU

>>62156107
>he doesn't know
enjoy your peace of mind.

>>62155248
Hes, simple, clean and easy to use means retarded.

People like macs because they're reliable and not a liability like windows is.

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>>62155821

>>62156258
>t. macfag
Opinion discarded.

>>62155771
This is not funny, this is infuriating, especially when the wire is really thin.

>>62156107
Literally a /b/ meme.

>>62155225

> ==true
reeeeeeeee delet

>>62155416
Oh fucking come on who wrote this

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>>62155212
>turn on router
>it runs away

>>62155448
Monkey see monkey do

>>62155262
kek

>>62155290
wait.. realistically would this work? I have an autoimmune disease and get fevers regularly.I'm all about holistic natural healing and this may be a new method to try. Can this really help?

>>62158253
There's no curing you, trust me.
Sorry man.

>>62156035
Lost

>>62155710
>>62155718
bretty gud

>>62158253
I'm genuinely curious. The hardest part would be finding a way to power the fan and ramp it to max. Pasting your forehead and holding the 'sink there is easy.

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>>62155212

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>>62157002

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>>62155214
>I don't know how to quit vi
every time

>>62155310
theme?

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>>62160642

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>>62160642
>>62160730
>>62160741
>>62160773
These aren't funny.

>>62160853
Neither are you, but you're probably a newfag, who's too young to get most of these.

>>62160929
>if you don't like my stupid joke it means you don't get it
Autism.

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>>62160929

>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT

>>62155212
Wow, so that's the Core i9 demo box?

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>>62160971
>>>/reddit/

>>62161100
(You)

>>62161136
(((you)))

>>62156035
Don't make me think about that.

>>62155644
BTFO

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>>62161096

>Going to expert

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Here it is

>>62156431
t. chinkfag

>>62156035
[TRIGGERED]

>>62160996
>implying that an i9 can be air cooled in first place

>>62161096
someone /g/ person must have been bored at work.

also I have that same asus router at the bottom

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>>62155600
and it's "line"

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>>62160654

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>>62155718
absolute gold

>>62155821
I don't get it
it's the same code

>>62163014
but with indent!

>>62156258
You to be a true retard to break an installation of 7 or 10 (Vista and 8 don't count, they're just abortions of late betas)...

>>62161763
:^)

>>62155771
>>62156503
blue tak the wire to your desk so the wire is elevated off the floor

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>>62160773
Heathcliff: /g/ edition

>>62155448
I seem to remember this the other way around.
The black guy shows the computer going to tablet mode adn then the white guy picks up a normal laptop and breaks it, then the black guy makes that face, Also seem to remember the black guy having a name tag like he was the sales guy

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>>62155340
>H3X1D3C1M4L
>Those fucking masks
>Motherfucker is literally trying to be Hexidecimal
I have never felt disgust like this before.

>>62155603
I havnt laughed like a hyena in so long, thanks anon.

>>62161412
wat

>>62163422
Ouch. Also blue board (and balls).

>>62163422
I always wished I could know the context of this.
What drives a groid to this level of "Serious"

>>62163345
Time to go lose a game

>>62155238
you could just enter blank space and it would say 'thats a number and a word', sadly i did something like this a week ago

>>62163422
indeed

>>62163467
>Also blue board
exactly, now try to explain this to 70% of the mods on tan boards.

>>62155524
>28k lines
WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK

>>62163455
fuck off newfag

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>>62156258

> People like macs because they're reliable and not a liability like windows is.
> People like macs because they're reliable
> because they're reliable

Pic related

>>62164561
where is this image from?
this says nothing about the reliability...

>>62164670
>the word "issue" is on almost every line
>"cracked" and "broken" on some lines
>somehow not a reliability concern
READ, NIGGA, READ!

>>62164891
yeah "issues" does not mean lack of reliability. you still didn't provide a source either. i probably could have worded it better or corrected myself if you'd have given me a context...

>>62164915
Google any of the issues listed and you'll have all the sources you'd ever want

>>62164959
i'm asking for the source of the image. you didn't just pull this out of nowhere with no background knowledge, sources or context did you anon :^)?

>>62163342
you must have saw the TV version
this is the real life version

anyone have that one where the guy uses an old CD case to make a cum fruit cake? or something

>>62164915
However "issues" does mean that macs are as susceptible to hardware faults and broken components as other computers; thus, your claim that macs are more reliable is false, assuming the other anon isn't talking out of his ass. Sauce will end this argument.

>>62165117
i never claimed they're more reliable, i'm saying that him spurting 'macs less reliable lul :DD' isn't valid because he hasn't actually backed it up.

>>62165127
Fair enough. I mistook you for a standard macfag.

>>62160929
>Neither are you, but you're probably a newfag, who's too young to get most of these.
can you explain them for us youngfags instead of just furthering the autistic poo flinging?

>>62164974
That wasn't even my post, faggot

If you follow any Apple info at all you'd know all of those issues, they're also ridiculously consistent

>>62165297
i'm yet to see proof
saying 'it happens lol go see' isnt proof

>>62165297
>>62165350
this argument is fucking stupid
apple machines have advantages, they're not perfect
>hurdur they're either terrible or flawless
you two are retards

>>62165300
>no chocolate

>>62165386
i'm not saying that lol
if you're going to say they're unreliable, at least properly back it up. never once did i imply macs were 'good' or 'perfect', but saying they're bad without reason is retarded

>>62155744
Education cracked me up

>>62155575

Thats some dedication right here

>>62165482
You want proof google it yourself I ain't your repetitor that your mom pays for by the minute you lazy piece of shit

In this thread I haven't made a single solid statement about any apple product

Here's a starting step for you, you pseudointellectual nigger
https://www.google.lv/search?q=macbook+pro+2010+black+screen&gws_rd=cr,ssl&dcr=0&ei=hM2mWYSFL4av6AT7q6_ADA
https://www.google.lv/search?q=mid+2011+imac+no+video&gws_rd=cr,ssl&dcr=0&ei=882mWcecE-nE6ASinp_ICg

>>62165609
>ermegherd some consumer products have problems
>what is warranty
>what is top support in the industry
>hurf durf
sorry you're too much of a fucktard to accept this though and would rather advance your personal vendetta HURRR

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>>62155214
>how to exit vim
This happens when you press ^C.

>>62165702
Missed your meds today?
>top support in industry
I needed that laugh

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>>62165779
>hurr it's cuz the consumers are stupid durr
>m-muh post-purchase rationalization
get a job kid

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>>62165806

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>>62165402
>she doesn't know there is a white chocolate

>>62165806
>muh self-reported "study"
lmaoing @ ur lyfe

>>62165812
I seriously cannot understand these graphs. Could someone literally explain how the percentages work in it?

>>62165834
>self-reported
>doesn't even know how to use this term properly
>inb4 because people reported to consumer reports, this is sefl-reported
fuck you're unbelievably stupid

>>62165812
>5 out of 100 failures vs 10 out of 100 failures justifies paying 2x the price for a non-upgradable system

Also, all of those should be under warranty for the first year anyway, so first-year failures (the biggest difference) are almost meaningless in terms of value lost.

>>62165806
>consumer report
Maximum kek
>get a job
Way ahead of you, shithead

>>62165858
>y-you don't know w-what you're t-talking about
t. mactoddlet

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>>62155744
>references
>call me

literally me

>>62166197
Who are the /g/ guys?

>>62160548
The heat is not the problem you're having most of the time. Your body is reacting to something else.

>>62166241
OK city

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>>62162910
??????????

>>62165547
There are scripts that does that for you

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>>62156035

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>>62166499
For the newfags

>>62155459
Sadly, this is false

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>>62156035
I love the samefagging

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Old survey.

>>62155416

These honestly make me feel better as someone struggling to learn how to program.

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>>62167734
>the virgin column

>>62167878
>bus powered non mechanical storage
Perfect, I'll write a ticket to our IT

>>62155684

Is it even possible?

Anybody has Celeron-X pic?

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What do you think of /g/ now?

>>62165842
If it breaks within one year it also breaks within two years. Therefor the others just add on top

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>>62160642
This one was just a reference to the OP pic, and should be pretty self explanatory, but for extra fun we can examine what is on their shirts.
One is a reference to the old SNL More Cowbell skit:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/more-cowbell-with-will-ferrell-on-snl-video-saturday-night-live-nbc/3506001?snl=1
The other has an image of an old Domo meme, which reads "Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten", and features a hungry Domo chasing a kitten

>>62160730
In this one, the new sysadmin of Oz enters a forest populated by talking mobile trees. The sysadmin is wearing a shirt which reads "got root" (as in root user privileges), and since the trees are capable of movement, the implication is that they have no roots, or at least not very deep ones. It's a pun.

>>62160741
In this one, featuring hell's tech support. The user is complaining about an issue with Eudora (an ancient email client), which causes internet explorer to open instead of the preferred browser Netscape, and suggests that the demon tech support agent's suggestion of a hot tar enema, may not be the best solution.

>>62160773
In this final one we see a UNIX user(UNIX was a precursor to Linux) in hell being forced to use Windows, but that's not all. He must use Microsoft Bob(pic related), which was a failed program that turned your application manager into a house interior, where clicking on different items opened different programs, and the project also gave birth to Comic Sans. This would be roughly equivalent to a Gentooman being forced to use Windows 10.

>>62167353
kek so much this

>>62168546
Woah that was 3 years ago and still accurate apart from the desktop threads

>>62155290
oh shit i forgot about bbspot

>>62170433
what happened to desktop threads? they appear to have died off.

>>62167409
who are these semen demons

>>62155524
>>62164435
>Battleship
>By Simplicity
>"simplicity"
chery on toppe

>>62170709
Rumor has it the mods killed them off.

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OC

>>62155684
what greek monster is that? lmao

guessing manticore but that could just be a thing from harry potter

>>62155238
!

>>62155340
Looks like sql injection on an ocr system for ticketing

>>62171887
Chimera

>>62167409
muh feels

>>62167969
>>62155684
https://asm32.info/index.cgi?page=content/0_MiniMagAsm/index.txt

>>62167260
>>62156166
It's fake. Come on.

someone post the crying intel guy and the crying amd guy (wojak) please

Pls work

>>62171208
leap

>>62172907
Take it off and piss off faggot

>>62168910
>Eudora (an ancient email client)

delete this. I'm not old.

>>62163498
Pretty sure it's one of those scam the Nigerian scammer thinks. Promise them you'll wire the money as soon as they complete 'x' arbitrarily ridiculous tasks.

>>62173657
Make me

>>62173942
:(

>>62155238
>python 2

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>>62173942

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>>62171322
""""killed them off"""""
They're just screenfetch threads now.

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>>62167409
This makes me so hard. I wonder how often the animators masturbated to this.

>>62164460
only newfags say newfag

>>62166197
>/k/
>Suicide
>implying /k/ wants to be added to the gun death statistics

>>62173942
>>62172146
since when did /g/ become /soc/

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>>62166197
/pol/ should be James Fields.

>>62158253
The fever is a symptom, it wouldn't heal shit.
That's like taking painkillers to fix a sprained ankle.

>>62157033
Don't forget to tip your server.

>>62156035
That's not funny or anything. That thread was fake and gay.
Anyone who still posts this are children who should be banned from here.
Fuck off.

>>62155238
X.isdigit()

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>>62155340

>>62155416
that's loop unrolling and it makes the program faster.

>>62166197
How /g/ are related to them?
It's just random, right?

>>62178345
james fields is a kike plant you fucking faggot don't you dare disrespect king breivik

>>62168546
in 2017
>I'm using an apple product
>fuck the guy using an apple product
on every thread no matter the topic

>>62178950
It only covers the first 100 numbers, it's a nightmare to troubleshoot, and all you have to do is do
if(num%2==0); then
console.writeLine("Even");
else console.writeLine("Odd");

>>62165402
The chocolate is where the solder should be.

>>62179612
oh lord that is hilarious

>>62179612
I might be wrong but I don't think there's anything to compile in Age of Empires. You just download the precompiled binaries. I also think that's the case is the majority of games. So the statement is wrong because of Tux racer and other exceptions but still pretty close to being accurate.

>>62179761
>I might be wrong but I don't think there's anything to compile in Age of Empires. You just download the precompiled binaries.
>You just download the precompiled binaries.
>precompiled binaries.
it's almost as if someone had to
compile them

>>62179861
I don't know the original context but who would give a flying fuck how the commercial binaries are made if you never get to see the compiling in action? They could be just typing out ones and zeroes for all I care. If they were talking about compiling it was probably happening on the client computer, an action that was not present in the case of Age of Empires.

>>62180135
"Videogames don't compile" is false. "I don't have to compile this game" is true for certain values of "this game".
>inb4 "that's not an important distinction"
if(false) != if(foo==false)

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>>62180135
I bet you are the one who wrote that.

>>62180211
not that guy, but I'm assuming the confusion is coming from the fact that games usually don't compile when the user receives the product at any point, only from the developers end.

>>62180225
You would be wrong, so let's make that bet.

>>62179761 >>62179861 >>62180135 >>62180211
To compile games yourself you'd have to have access to source code, which in turn force them to sell game as a service and not a product (which outside MMOs or Kickstarter doesn't work).

>>62180279
Yeah, and that's a dumb reason to think they never compile. The anon in that picture is an idiot and that's the joke.

>>62167409
Shit, good resolution, good framerate, good quality and under a meg. Bless webms.

>>62180225
I think you need to use your webcam for this captcha

>>62155326
Please tell me this actually worked

>>62155399
> = where == is clearly needed
>using namespace std;
>not using braces for single line if statements
>not using the || operator to remove 2 lines of unneeded code
This triggers me so hard

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>>62180211

>>62181109
>being right isn't cool!

>>62181198
Yeah, it's pretty worthless by itself

>>62172009
kek

>>62181402
>he doesn't seek truth in all things

>>62163113
It's headphones wire or laptop charger most of the times for me, and fixing those in place would be counter productive.

>>62175442
They probably made other animations for that.

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>>62155499
my sides are in orbit

>>62155659
Am I wrong, or this won't even work?

>>62155539
> cheap level "devs" will never get this
Literally.

>>62155490

What's the 'ZU 0666...' for? I thought you only need ; to give an error and let you get your own query.

>>62155225
> max_feels should be a constant
> if (no_gf == true) is redundant
> shit tier brackets style
REEEEEEEEEE

>>62155744
kek

>>62155303
>put into the NEVER OBSOLETE computer

Every time

>>62166197
You should add /co/ (Randy Stair aka Tranny Phantom) just for keks

>>62184325
For not getting fined for obscuring license plate, probably.

>>62165814
>white ''''''''''''''''''''''''chocolate'''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>>62155310
Nice.

>>62155310
classic.

>>62165713
most people can't read

>>62172009
nice

>>62166197
Why did roger get points for not suiciding?

http://poal.me/smc44k

>>62179016
Bombs are technology

>>62155364
what the fuck even takes that long to compile?

>>62186476
Ever worked with c++?
Compile times >2min are normal in big projects.

>>62182370
this would work just fine

Oh, I almost forgot
>pastebin.com/jatTvuUr
>pastebin.com/2FJyZkRe
>https://pastebin.com/VXzHnx96

lynx -dump -listonly -nonumbers https://boards.4chan.org/g/{,{2..10}} | grep thread | grep -v \# | cut -d '/' -f 6 | sort -u | while read i; do curl -s http://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/$i; done | tr '\<\>\"' ' ' | while read -d ' ' e; do echo $e; done | egrep -x '[a-z]+' | sort -u | shuf | paste -d '' - - | grep -x '.\{8,16\}'

>>62160654
Fuck I thought there was a spider on my screen, that scared the hell out of me

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Oh nice, this is still alive.
Thanks, saved a couple for when I make a new one in another.. few months.

>>62186476
old cnc machines take 5+ mins to interpret instructions.

ive used machines so old the ram chips have degraded. this is after they got an upgrade from 2mb to 4mb

>>62164561
Macbook 2013 is untouchable baby

>>62167734
>186 lbs
>68% virgins
I doubt this

>>62186476
On larger projects compile times can be a real bitch. That's why precompiled headers, libraries and interpreted languages are a thing.

>>62155731
FUCKING POO IN LOO BASTARDS

>>62156035
DELID DELID DELID

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>>62157002
>turn on router
>it flies away into space

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>>62192579
>turn on router
>nuclear launch detected
>cannot comply, building in progress

>>62192579
>>62192639
does having a gazillion antennas like that even help

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>>62192979
Yes, but only if it's Ruckus® BeamFlex™

>>62155589
Never worked on a TI DSP have we?

>>62167878
Never heard of pocket ssd, going to use that next chance I get... sadly all my work now takes place in the cloud and nobody I know uses pocket ssds anymore...

>>62166197
Where is /a/??

>>62155499
I wish for more chaos head pic
Sadly they not popular

>>62163345
>>62155782
You don't really think that he's serious right?

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>>62156503

>>62167734
>/fit/ %47
>/v/ %44
You are telling lies.

>>62155459
some men just want to watch the world burn

>>62194043
>recessed coaxial
whyyyyyyyy

>>62155310
this never get old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSmKiws-4NU

>>62193482
>you are banned

>>62167878
In Italy we call these "keys"

Just fucking kill me

>>62167353
>arch_linux.webm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRgPzK65O-4
Stay safe out there, guys.

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>>62195995

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>>62164561
not for me

>>62167734
why is there so many manlets on 4chan?

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>>62172146

>>62155212
Terrible fans with less than 10meters flow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsHXWFrJfD4#t=50s

>>62158253
It wouldnt work at all. Fevers are an inflammatorial response, the heightened body tempterature is actually beneficial. Your body doesnt into uneccessary shit for no reason.

>>62155340
>people dont get that this is a ruseman
Get the hell off the internet you sad sacks of shit

>>62196581
>a roasted brain is a healthy brain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG3wceb05Sg

>>62155326
What is a tablice

>>62155382
>he didn't figure out how to unscrew the ball mouse and get that weird lint out of there early

>>62172146
GIVE IT BACK, KLOSS

>>62196793
What would you rather have:
A functioning body fighting back disease with fevers
Or
A brain trapped in a vegetative state because of damage caused by inflammation

>>62172453
holly carp

>>62196921
[spoiler]You're wasting posts, anon.[/spoiler]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdVM2rYLo6k

>>62196155
Hispanics

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>>62196155
BTFO