I have this old iPad 1 that still works what c o o l s h i t

>>62153274
Trade it in to Apple for a new model.

>>62153274
turn it into a remote

>>62153281
I'd rather keep it as a """smart""" picture frame desu

chances are I'd only get $30 for it

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>>62153281
>iPad 2 or newer

>>62153346
Time to buy a new iPad than.

>>62153368
I've got a new one boyo, but I was just wondering what I could do with an old one

>>62153274
Install angry birds, that's all ishit is good for.

>>62153476
xd my friend

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Think of your favorite TV show, can be anything sitcom, anime, game show, doesn't matter.
Got it? Good.
Take the most prominent female on that show, write a 15 page minimum fanfic of the most depraved shit you can think of being done to her, doesn't matter if you find said thing personally disgusting. Don't stop once you've start.
Bonus points: Find a late 80s IBM Model M and an adapter for your iPad for typing this fic, this is a minor detail but it helps the creative flow.
Once you've finished save as many dirty pictures of the character and/or person you wrote about as you can find.
Put some form of personal contact on the iPad, it doesn't have to be your home address or even phone number, but this is key.
Finally leave the iPad unlocked on the doorstep of the actress'/whoever's real house, if their dead just leave it over their grave or closest relatives' house.
Post results to /g/ and/or /tv/, /a/, or /co/ whichever is more relevant to your favorite show.