Anon, can I see you in my office?

Ok, am I getting a raise?

File: 1503172009446.jpg (48KB, 789x702px)

48KB, 789x702px

IT'S TIME

I've never been in an office before. Sweat intensifies.

>>62153042
Whatever it was, I didn't do it - unless it was a good thing, in which case I'm responsible for every single part of it... I'd like to call my lawyer

>>62153042
My secretary is out, and I need a blowjob. Get on your knees, anon.

There is no door in here it's an open office

Sup, boss?

>>62153297
The higher ranks always have their own offices. Only the peons are pushed to work elbow to elbow.

>>62153345
Oh yeah, then why do you even dare to call me to your "office"?

>>62153309
I got an email from HR saying you frequently browse this alt-right website called 4chan on the company's network. Could you explain this please?

>>62153479
I've been researching various forbidden knowledge and I assure you I am very dangerous. Let's not step on each other's toes lest we start something much bigger than the both of us.

"Why do you constantly search "are traps gay?"?"

>>62153479
I show him >>>/hm/ >>>/gif/ >>>/hc/ or >>>/s/ depending on what level of degeneracy he is

"help me get my email on my iPhone"

>>62153479
Now how would HR know about me browsing anything? I'll have you know I'm behind 7 monitor filters and have set all of my language inits to Cantonese for maximum security from obscurity.

If you would like to send me the logs HR has snooped from the network, I'd be happy to forward them to the EFF and EEOC on your behalf.

If that's all, I've got to get back to work. Deadlines and all.

>>62153710
\thread