How long until Java becomes the new Cobol?

>>62142517
Holy shit did she become vegan or something?
She looks like she's dying

>>62142550
Probably became a shallow bitch nobody could stand being around.

>>62142517
Who is this semon daemon?

>>62142517
Once Android dies.

>>62142517
Considering a large amount of new software is being written in java it won't be any time soon.

>>62142550
women age like milk

>>62142517
me before and after escaping neetdom

>>62142606
Or doe they age like threemilk?

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>>62142606
If she was a carton of milk then she just tipped over and spilled herself everywhere. I've seen meth addicts with better rotting faces than hers.

>>62142602
OP said the new COBOL, not the old COBOL.

It's been the new COBOL for like 15 years now, after it got adopted for enterprise software.

You'll recognise it as the old COBOL when something else replaces it for enterprise software, Oracle discontinues security updates and goes batshit crazy with patents (despite all of them having expired) and header files (thanks, Oracle v Google) and IBM buys what's left.

>>62142517
THEY FUCKING GOT TO HER GOD DAMNIT

>>62142517
i want to marry a jewess

>>62142660
yeah... /r9k/ is going to destroy that girl.

Who is this girl?

>>62142517
AGGY I LOVE YOU

>>62142779
Your best chance is to convert a shiksa.

>>62142851
Threemilk agatha