Let's hear those startup ideas, /g/

Diet Vegan Bagged Distilled Water Pouches.
20 bux for a liter.

Buzzword power ranking site

>>62138647
I'm going to create communism in America, but it will be my own brand which is less about money and more about community. I'm going to use bitcoin as a disney dollar to evade taxes while my community operates as a glorified shopping center/amusement park.

at that point the jewish trick of communism will be dead, since I implemented the successful version first, then America will be born again from the inside out under my rules.

a startup that sells cute slave robots

>>62138702
How does one fund a communist startup?

>>62138647
It's an MMO seperated by age range.

Enterprise Grade Fail2ban as a service.
Unit tests as a service.
Hentai porn site.

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>>62138726
F U N D I T
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>>62138695
buzzword generation as a service

>>62138719
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabernacle

Tinder for jews

>>62138647
Three words

Cigarette gift certificates

>>62138818
Jews as tinder

>>62138831
fund it

Masturbation as a service

>>62138868
um this one already exists

>>62138868
blowies as a service

>>62138647
private vpn service for nazis

>>62138647
Selling and distributing network-wide adblocking equipment that are essentially just the Raspberry Pi with PiHole on it.

>>62138883
Please don't encourage Nazism.

Hii

>>62138893
neo nazism as a service

>>62138647
Proprietary pizza.

Shitting on your boss's desk as a service

>>62138875
Why isn't it on Amazon

Audiophile equipment as a service (well you can lease it anyway).

A canned body spray that smells dryer fresh.

>>62138893
please point out where i encouraged nazism?

>>62138980
>giving an alcoholic a beer isn't encouragement

>>62138904
Pizza is already made with Monsanto's proprietary shit.

You literally cannot grow what you eat anymore. Remember jack and the beanstalk? Where they tossed those beans and it grew into a stalk?

Wouldn't happen any more.

Bring back full service gas stations.

Shitting on the street as a service

>>62138988
>alchoholics are subhumans and cannot be trusted to make decisions for themselves
it appears the only nazi here is you

The next facebook

>>62138990
>Remember jack and the beanstalk
that story was fake, prick

>>62138647
Selling free software.

>>62139023
it was written back when you actually could grow beans you bought from a store. Now they're monsanto's beans and you don't own them and they won't grow.

>>62138647
Youtube but on the Blockchain with a custom coin. Every user gets 1 BCTube (BlockChain Tube) coin when they sign up. Each video they upload gives them 1 BCTube coin. A set limit of BCTube coins (50 million) will make it so people eventually only get 0.00001BCT per video. However, views , likes and shares are also proportionally given BCT coins directly to the creator. You get a wallet with your BCTube account, and my hope is people make their own version of YouTube with digital currency as incentive to not post on YouTube anymore.

Rate my idea on a scale of 1-10.

>>62138988
What kind of analogy is that?

Anon wants to sell privacy not meinkampf copies.

He's not offering beer, he's offering a place to drink it.

>>62139048
I'm pretty sure you can buy beans that you can grow and eat.

It's ancestry.com with a dating component

>>62139070
if you're lucky.

>>62138719
>How does one fund a communist startup?
by calling people racists if they dont donate to you.

>>62139061
YouTube is 98% normies. Nobody I know irl uses bc

>>62139061
10 if you can buy the coins on an exchange. 0 if not.

>>62139075
Tinderedneck?
>>62139082
Just avoid GMO beans - they are supposed to only last one generation to not spread in the wild.

>>62139061
10. I was thinking of doing something similar with game currency.

We have to REPLACE the kikes from the inside out to beat them. You're on the right track.

>>62139105
>Just avoid GMO beans
just avoid spyware browsers bro.

(You)s for $. 100 (You)s for only $10. Tell me these autists wouldn't buy (You)s...

>>62139105
>Tinderedneck
Cestpool

>>62139138
Perfect.

>>62138647
A device that watches you and sends data directly to the CIA, a device that people trust and advocates for diversity while banning all who disagree.

(((Rubs hands)))

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Pokemon Go but instead of Pokemon they're all megaman battle network ripoffs.

You find different creatures by changing your physical location and connecting to different networks will let you explore levels that are generated based on information grabbed from those networks. Instead of catching monsters, killing them gives you a random chance to get either an item, in-game currency, or some of their "code" which will either upgrade your stats, give you new passive skills, or change your appearance based on the slain foe.

We make money by letting the player buy items and revive their dead avatar with real money, and by partnering with real life places and businesses to put some creature/item/event of interest in their area. For instance: connect to this starbuck's wifi for 10 random free items or connect to some water park's wifi to explore a summer themed dungeon and fught some water boss for a special prize.

A hardware firewall specifically built for filtering imageboards

its like grindr except for lesbians and the conversations are published to a twitter

>>62139183
>We make money
not with megaman you don't. pokemon sells because it's awesome. megaman is gay

literally that simple. I'm sorry.

>>62139297
mite b cool

>>62138647
4chan but without anime

>>62139370
already doing it.

Well... I'm making a kids version so no rated R content. If you want to make the adult site, go for it. But I was just gonna tell faggots to go back to 4chan.

>>62139304
Battle network or digimon themed stuff has way more potential on the medium than pokemon and regardless, it's more about execution than the raw idea. Nobody plays pokemon GO because it sucks. The focus should be on making a solid and fun game first, and stylistic design second.

4chan with accounts and a user API

>>62138647
tinder for traps

ok think about it
so like
motherless
but like
for feminist mothers

thoughts?

>>62138647
I see this is the new sperg thread

just let me update my filters real quick..

Decentralised blockchain web search engine.

Weight gain as a service

political lobbying crowd funding service for the masses
i skim a cut off it

>>62139546
This one is actually really good.

>>62139581
it already exists and is how warren got elected

>>62138647
Gluten Free Vegan Water Juice Boxes
30 bux a quart

A social app "suicide buddies"

>>62139400
while what you say is true, at that point it doesn't matter if it's megaman or not.

people played the shit out of pokemon go before they realized it was shit. the trick is in the presentation

4chan as a personal army

Takes restaurants within a certain radius then randomly selects one, with some criteria (3.00+ stars on google, italian, etc.)

maybe then that bitch I call my wife will decide on place

>>62138988
I should rephrase what I said. Don't enable Nazism.

>>62139685
Go on...

>>62139709
at least you have a wife faggot, you have no place to stand to argue

you know what, fuck you, just fuck you very much

Shitposting as a service.
It's like mechanical turk but shitposters are ranked by (you)s delivered and compensated accordingly. Detected accusation of samefag disqualifies a post from ranking but the shitposter may still be paid at their normal rate.

>>62138671
Not kosher and Halal? I'm out

tapmusic.net for games

Used panties as a service.

Someone who cares about you, but as a monthly subscription.

>>62139844
tfw I would pay out the ass for just one day

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pretend to be a girl on the internet

>>62139824
Could actually work considering places like ebay refuse to host such degeneracy. If you had a good ratings and ranking system you could have categories of panty and tiers of quality based on reviews. On an open market price would fit the demand and you just take a 3% cut.

automatic water refill.
you place your cup under the refill nozzle and a laser will detect the volume of the water in the cup and fill it up to the volume you set
that way you will never have an empty cup and will always have water in it whenever you pick it up
stay hydrated!

ps. this is very useful for gamers who dont have time to fill their cup / bottle or busy persons who sits at their desk all the time doing shit like shitposting on 4chin

>>62140148
Or just sell one of those water dispensers like they have at offices, but with a tube attached to it like a Camelbak. Just keep it in your mouth and bite down when you need water or whatever beverage you want to fill it with.

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>>62140148
>have to manually set the refill amount

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>>62139105
Fuck I've been eating gmo beans, goddamnit. I leave them in water for days and they don't sprout.

I try to eat healthy but everything is grown with peticides, synthetic nutrients and is gmo.

>>62140204

it wont be as mobile as mine, you will have to fiddle with tubes and such. how would you clean those tubes too when it gets dirty. what if people decide to put something other than water in the reservoir and it stains the tube?
mine would be ok for different types of bevarages including pop cause ameritards will only drink liwuid infused with co2

>>62140211
its a 1 time thing dude, set and forget. version 2.0 will have siri integrated in it so you can say shit like 'siri, fill my cup 80% from now onwards' or 'siri, poison this sob's drink and make it looks an accident'

>>62140229
>thinks he can grow beans in 1984/Brave New World
haha cute
enjoy your proprietary beans that don't grow.

Gluten free and vegan decentralised blockchain.

Buzz words aside, a decentralised blockchain based on shitposting and personal army'ing. you get rewarded digital currency for completing requests and spend it on making requests.

>>62140298
>Buzz words aside, a decentralised blockchain based on shitposting and personal army'ing. you get rewarded digital currency for completing requests and spend it on making requests.
Sounds like Amazon Mechanical Turk but with cryptocurrency.

>>62139746
Fuck off with your pedestal bullshit you thirsty freedom-hating faggot

A social media where you can have multiple accounts all linked with the same email, and only showing the connection between whichever accounts you want the connection to be shown in.

An alarm clock that wakes you up with the sound of ascii art styled midi pictures of Mark zuckerberg

>>62139652
>not "suicide squad"

>>62138647

Making VR 3D movies. Now you can look at diffirent angles, and yes you can even look at main heroines cleavage or under her shirt.

>>62138818
It is already a thing https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.jcrush.ui

Remote control kits for trucks. The peaceful kind.

I have an idea to make internet less fucking retarded. We all know that ads suck, right? They make internet look terrible, bring headache to developers and, well, they suck and will suck forever. Their economy works only because of huge visit counts, one user actually brings you negligible amount of money. Even if you turn your page into the infested unusable mess, you rarely can expect to earn more than $0.001 from one visit. This is a problem for everyone but a solution for us.

So, the idea is:
You register on our website. You provide read-only API key to your adsense (or any other infocancer provider) account. We calculate how much revenue you have from one page load by average user. You embed a special token into the page header.
Users install our browser extension that looks for these special tokens. If such token is found, it asks our servers "how much do these guys expect to earn from me if I've seen their ads?"
Extension pop ups and says "hey! I detect that this website is not fucking retarded! you can pay $0.00000231 per visit and never see any ads! subscribe?"
If user thinks that this website is worthy, they click "subscribe", never see any ads (developer can choose not to even send these cancer-tags to save bandwidth) and site owners still get their peanuts. At the end of the month, user gets notification "you've browsed this website for $0.84 lmao, that's how much they could have earned from you getting brainfucked by ads during these 3200 visits you did, should we pay?" user is expected to lol hard, add money to their account and pay.

There can be different options, like "automatically pay for anything <$0.00001 and get the fuck out of my face" or "I really like this site, let's pay them $0.005 per visit, I'm fucking rich"
That's 100% ethical, can be used by sites that don't use ads at all (like wikipedia) and actually can be implemented in a way that respects privacy of all parties.