Random Domain Offers

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So I own some domains and I get random emails asking to buy some of them all the time. Anyone who has been serious and not just trolling has come to me with a value in the opening email.

They're always
>I'm interested in your web domain. Would you please let me know if you would be interested in selling it, and if so, at what price.

Sometimes I delete sometimes I fuck with them. It makes me rage because I want to explain that everything is for sale at all times, you'd sell your own mother if the price was right so don't fucking ask me "is it for sale". Russels my Jimmys.

Anyway I wrote a guy back this morning and was like
>idk $75 too much?

He's wrote back practically creaming his panties so I asked him to send me a physical check.

These people bore me. What are some more ways to fuck with domain trollers who think they're going to get a root dictionary domain for under six figs? I need some new ideas /g/. What do you do with stupid people?