Konqi is carrying books full of reasons to use KDE! =====

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I do not agree to license this under the CC BY-SA 4.0 license. Fuck you all.

>>62081897
He needs to make more konqi art

>>62081968
>breaking the law

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>>62081971
Anyone can make art of Konqi! Even you!

>>62082040
>going commando with an apron
What a lewd little dragon.

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>>62082103
Konqi is NOT for lewds!

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>>62082040
kunky!!!

>>62082142
why does konqi give me a boner please help

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>>62082393
Do NOT fantasize about Konqi! He has a gf already!

>>62082393
Konqi and Kate are not for sexual you pervert.

>>62082393
it's because he's thicc

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>>62082416
Katie*
Her name sounds like KDE!
She doesn't have enough art!

This thread is a fucking piece of shit

Just like KDE lmao

>>62082478
Don't bully konqi and katie

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>>62082478
KDE is professional and stylish!

>>62082503
>I'm actually a KDE man myself. You know what they say, old habits die hard.

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>>62081897
This fishheadthing would probably have been a better mascot, desu.

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>>62083263
Use all the KDE applications, which are represented by!

>>62083263
hug

Speaking of which, I would by a Konqi plushie if the project sold them. I want to cuddle a Konqi!!!!!

>>62083329
/g/ is cute

>>62083263

Enjoy your ban

>>62083930
We have mods?

>>62081897
Is Tyson Tan really into FOSS? I think he did Krita mascot too.

>>62082350
good job anon, best in the thread

>>62082404
>>62082451
>drawn in clip studio
woops
https://a.rokket.space/aj6uyo.png

>>62083263
>I want to ______ that dragon.
Penetrate

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>>62084968
Delete this.

>>62084968
Perfect, now add colour.

shit like this is why rule 34 exists

>>62085271
>Furry artist makes cute mascots for open software
>Software and its symbols spread among enthusiasts due to its nature
>Other artists dilute mascot art with rule 34
>FOSS becomes "Furry Open Source Software"
How absolutely subversive.

>>62082916
Hahaha

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Konqi uses Gentoo. Why don't you?(!!!)

>>62084968
Uhhhhhmmm, if you read the official wiki page, you would know that girl dragons have rounded horns, whereas boy dragons have edged horns, which is why Konqi's horns are more pronounced than that of Katie's.

Get it right, you normalfag.

kde is a buggy piece of shit, stop making these threads

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>>62087034
Konqi is catching bugs just for you!

>>62086999
At least they are pointed the right way, showing attention to detail (or 50% of getting it right)

>>62085147
>>62086999
I tried
https://a.rokket.space/dtr3nm.png

>>62087034
Actually, you should go bug-catching with Konqi, it's fun and in spirit of FOSS!

>>62087312
Perfect, would fork and distribute if you know what I mean.

>>62081897
I like these threads and I don't even use KDE

>>62081897
> 3508x3686
>>62082142
> 3283x3973
>>62082404
> 2480x3508
>>62082503
> 2480x3508
>>62083301
> 3497x4947
>>62087172
> 3566x4433

There's no reason for shitty vector art to take up an entire browser window.

Please tell me cute wallpapers of katie exist

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I have surprisingly few DEragons. Everyone, please give me your KDE cutes. All characters welcome.

>>62087426
It's future-proofing for ultra-high resolution display and creative reuse of the artwork for wallpapers and, uh, other derivative works!

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>>62087508
Konqi is doing science!

>>62081897
anyone else kinda want to bang that dragon?

>>62087565
>>>/trash/ if you're serious. Keep this thread clean. Konqi is pure.

>>62087565
>>62087571
Konqi and katie are pure, they're not for sexual.

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>>62087587
True.

Kiki however...

>>62081897
Krita deserves to be shilled.

literally god tier for open community software standards

>>62087312
>>62087339
Where is her feminine dongle?

>>62087638
They knew what they were doing when they made kiki

>>62087722
I won't switch from clipstudio until brush preset keyboard shortcuts, brush size relative to zoom, stabilizer settings per brush, and set zoom level to image borders+print size features are added.

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>>62082404
Katie got cucked.

>>62087831
That makes katie a cuckquean

>>62087571
Secret board should stay secret. Don't parade your knowledge. It's nothing to be proud of.

>>62087775
Extvia knew what he's doing long before these mascots...

>>62087512
You don't need to future-proof vector art. That's kind of the main points of it.

If you need a bitmap of a vector image, then you should learn to scale it appropriately.

>>62081897
That's not reasons to use KDE, that's the source code for your bloated buggy DE you fucking faggot.
I use XFCE and I get more pussy than you, loser.

>>62087831
> not Kucked

you had one job anon

>>62081897
Hows nonfree.pizza going?

>>62087941
Tyson doesn't work in vector, he draws in raster, so it makes sense for him to draw them at high resolutions. the fault lies in sharing the original size of the images.

>>62082350
>>62085044
>>62086712
kek

>>62086999
>the official wiki page
Link pls

>>62088515
https://community.kde.org/Konqi

>>62082404
Now I have a boner.

>>62082393
kill yourself furfag

>>62088710
there's even guidelines for making your kde oc, lel

>>62087312
God's work, anon

>>62087875
The board has been around for a while. If you don't know about it then you're an idiot or a summerfag. It's fine to direct people there.

>>62087875
>Secret board should stay secret.
It's not a secret. I'm pretty sure it was in the announcements feed for a while. It's a glorified containment board for furries and /co/.

>>62087875
>Secret board should stay secret
Everyone knows about trash

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>>62088710
That's so kawaii

Budgie > KDE

>>62089084
>>62089140
>>62089868
Getting all defensive because you know you wouldn't want your mother to click on that.

>>62087312
What is she masturbating to?

>>62090596
It's really not a secret, you have to be brand new to this website to not know /trash/

>>62091415
In which case, what's the point of linking to it?

>>62091486
It's a containment board for trash like furries and off-topic threads, mods sometimes move threads to there if there isn't a better board to move it to.

>>62091524
>what's the point of linking to it?

>>62091486
To tell people to get the fuck off of a blue board if they're going to link to porn you degenerate fuck.

>>62091404
Pictures of humans enjoying KDE.

>>62081897
i wanna fuck this dragon

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>>62087508
Konqi is building his own computer!

>>62087312
damnit. i want to use kde now

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>>62087508
Konqi is using multiple screens!

god i want konqi's dick

>>62082142
thiqq

wtf I love kde now

Fucking dinosaurs, man.

Only because of this cool mascots I am going to give this DE another chance in openSUSE 42.3

But it will be the last, I am so done with wasting my time trying to get a Linux DE to be half as good as what Windows and Apple have to offer.

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>The financial and legal matters of KDE are handled by KDE e.V., a German non-profit organization that has its seat in Berlin
hmmm...

How is this tech-related at all?

>>62094488
lmao dude

>>62094513
You mean DESKTOP environment? Which is s part of an OPERATING SYSTEM? Which is a part of COMPUTERS?

>>62094488
*snip*

>>62094554
Desktop and Screenfetch threads are banned. Why should these shit threads about a dumb dragon exist. Not a single post is discussing the desktop environment.

As much as I like KDE, the threads belong to Deviantart or some other dumb furry site.

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>>62094488
DELETE THIS

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Why is Linux so shit at branding?

>best distro is called Fedora
>best DE starts every name with K like an edgy teen
>pic related is pic related

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>>62094764
>best distro is called Fedora

>>62094764
>GUHNOO
>fucking GIMP
>openSOOSE
>UBUNTU

All freetard shit for some reason has dumb as fuck naming.

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>>62094764
>>62094806
a fucking foot

>>62094825
Manjaro, the distro that always reminds me of that certian video quite a few years back involving a man and a jar.

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>>62094881

>>62091557
How new are you? Have you never seen that macro image of that fat prick from penn & teller or whatever saying "belongs in the trash"?

>>62094825
hot

>>62095479
I have never seen anyone miss the point so badly.

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>>62082916
God I cringed out of my chair from the way he delivered that line

>>62097034
Qt :3

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Will Falkon get a cute furry mascot?

>tfw no drawing tablet
Might pick one up when I get home and kontribute :3

>>62097283
Clone and rehost that GitHub repo quick!

>>62084968
>>62087312
>>62094488
Dragons can't blush, they're reptiles.

>>62097358
hot

>>62097034
「K i k i」

>>62097034
autism

>>62098410
artism*

>>62097472
Yes, we can

What exactly is your point, here? That /trash/ is some kind of clandestine board that no one should talk about? Why are we even having this argument? It makes no sense.

/trash/ is just another board. This site has several dozen. There's nothing special about it, and there's no reason to chastise someone else for talking about it. In fact, /trash is even less then not special. It's a bad board for people who have spent so much time on the internet that they can only jerk off to the most disgusting, pathetic shit just South of /d/. Redirecting people to >>>/trash/ is just something you do if they post something like furry porn, the same way that you might redirect someone to >>>/b/.

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>>62081897
Not gonna lie, this is pretty good looking
All I did was move the panel to the top too, compare that to fucking GNOME where you need 6000 extensions just for shit to be semi-useable

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>>62098844
is that... GAUSSIAN BLUR?
can you enhance the blur effect?

>>62098873
You can yeah, I have it on a little over the midpoint
I used to hate blur but osx made me get used to it. It's like windows aero but better looking.

>>62098950
show me the maximal blur please

>>62088710
>There's a whole backstory to the KDE dragons and their culture
>There's a design guide to drawing their horns
This is absolutely 100% the work of furfags. Damn they make good shit.

>>62098844
The only people who have any kind of right to shit on KDE are KFCE users, and really it's just a matter of use case when you get down to it.

>>62088710
>Katie is the dragon girl who lives next door of Konqi. She speaks for the town's female dragons. Some say she is the girlfriend of Konqi, but she acts more like his younger sister -- the kind who always puts things back on track after the hot-headed brother wrecked the train.
Requesting a fuming Konqi being hugged from behind by Katie saying "it's daijoubu, onii-chan~"

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>>62098975
You can also have a windows 7 style taskbar with pinning, absolutely fantastic.
I can't belive I haven't been using kde because of shitty /g/ memes.
>qutebrowser supports the kde file picker
My. Fucking. Cock.

>>62098844
You still need to change that user pic to konqi :3

>>62099081
I use this thing in public...
When I finish grad school and can get a proper setup I'll even set konqi and katie as my wallpapers

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>>62099037

>>62081897
ebin thread, OP

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>>62099109
Konqi looks very professional and cute.

>>62099216
Not really no..
Anyway furry shit aside I'm glade I don't have to deal with Gnome anymore

>>62099109

just assume yourself u cowards

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I found this

>>62099458
Tux looks like a benis :D

>>62099109
You should stop worrying about it. Wallpapers with creatures look much better than generic nondescript garbage. It goes to show that its owner is not some boring soulless drone.

>>62099160
>Some say she is the girlfriend of Konqi, but she acts more like his younger sister
Onii-chan daisuki

>>62099514
My wallpaper is that green leaf
seems pretty normie too me

>>62099160
Hot

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>>62098844
Nice to see others using Fedora with KDE. How are you liking it? Also, what's that Window Decoration called?

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>>62099623
>>62098844
Fedora + KDE master race reporting in.

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>>62099734
Mongols out of my board.

>>62099458
D:

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Reporting in.

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>>62099734
nice kerning

>>62087353
Me, too. This thread is like a tiny little microcosm where /jp/'s post-ironic shitpostign meets /g/'s incessant desire for alpha-nerddom in the most beautiful way.

>>62094710
Because it's fun, anon!

>>62094278
Holy crap, imagine a holocaust in which the Jews, cripples, and communists all openly gave out their home address. Furry holocaust when?

>>62099514
My wallpaper is literally just the color white. #ffffff.

What does that say about me?

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>>62088153

>>62101007
That you're blind

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>>62101007
pussy

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>>62081897
is it normal to become sexually aroused by this image? asking for a friend

>>62099216
That icon is the perfect blend of widely acceptable and qt.

>>62101147
Scalie is patrician taste, but having thoughts about the pure dragon is beyond degeneracy. Find a less innocent husbando please.

>>62099160
It's okay, but her horns go the other way

>>62081897
Why there is still no app for Wacon config on plasma 5, doesn't Krita is a part of the KDE project ?

>>62101749
*Wacom

>>62101749
What? I don't use KDE, but I'm pretty sure there is a module under system settings. I know for a fact that there is a GUI module that uses qt4, so you can always use that one. And you should be able to configure your tablet through your desired image editor--at least, I can do that in GIMP, and it works perfectly.

And, no, Krita is not part of the KDE project.

>>62101749
this, also the config tool breaks on gnome if you install a newer kernel so gj gnome and kde devs, you broken the only feature that was fully working (and working better than on windows vista+) on kde4/gnome2.

>>62101881
>And, no, Krita is not part of the KDE project.
https://www.kde.org/applications/graphics/krita/
lmao

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>>62101124
How is dork as my soul black better than just plain white.

Also,
>desktop icons

>>62099458

I don't know what that is and I don't want to know.

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>>62104007

>>62103246
you dont wanna know

t. i know what it is

https://community.kde.org/Konqi
> A few pink spikes on his tail

Is Katie a girl(male)?

>>62105523
holy shit lol

>>62105523
Probably a copy-paste job where they forgot to change the pronoun.

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>>62099458
I haven't had an image make me feel this kind of oddly uncomfortable since pic related.

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>>62087508
Konqi is helping with the news!

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>>62105523

>>62082142
literally what did KDE mean by this

>>62099734
>Fedora + KDE

That's an odd way to spell Xubuntu

>>62105986
Marketing to the target audience.

>>62092438
thicc

>>62091696
I, too, sexually fantasize about things that are impossible.

>>62107986
huhuhu

>>62082005
>implying that a response to an art is a derivative work
Also
>implying that shitposts are art

>>62108757
The drawing of Konqi, of which the OP is a derived work, is the art. Since the art is sharealike, the OP is sharealike. Since the OP is sharealike, replies to the OP (which are necessarily derived from it) are also sharealike.

>>62108757
Shitposts are a primitive form of art. Once we master it, we'll hit the Postshitpost Enlightenment. A dawn of a new social era where normalfag scum has been ostracized by perfected autism.

>>62081897
this makes me want to use KDE

>>62111018
What's preventing you from doing so?
Livecds are a few clicks away.

>>62081897
*disagrees with you*

If KDE is so buggy and bloated then why is it the only one that never crashes on me, has no mouse lag when moving windows with a fully working compositor and uses the least amount of memory for the features it has?
I can even mimic meme unity with the close buttons on the correct side.