/g/, why didn't you get your laptop for free? Did I do good?

>>62021040
>free
Your parents paid for it huh

>>62021053
I walked out of the store with it. they didn't ask me to pay for it tho

>>62021074
Take it back Reginald

>>62021040
DeAndre, you take that laptop back to the store this instant, you do not want to go see your daddy in prison do you?

TYRONE

>>62021074
Ephesians 4:28 ESV
Let the thief no longer steal, but rather let him labor, doing honest work with his own hands, so that he may have something to share with anyone in need.

HOW?

>>62021074
You're going to jail.

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>>62021074

>>62021074
If you were going to steal it, you should have at least grabbed something worth while.

>>62021131
amen

>>62021296
Right?
Like a MacBook or something... Even a Razer Blade would have been better.

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>>62021040
Bring it back Give it back / Bring it back Give it back Tyree

T Y R O N E

THE CHINESE CAN UNLOCK YOUR IPHONES, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS

Listen Trayvon, I know that when you shoplift something you get an intense rush. However, the fact of the matter is that your anus is going to get gaped in prison when they find out you're in for stealing a laptop. That shit ain't hard and you aren't either. So please, for your asshole's sake, bring it back. Bring it back, Trayvon.

>>62021074
Give it back, Obama

So hey guys I found this iphone on the bus but I can't use it so yeah wat do.

>>62021074
You do realize they have cameras right? They will find you.

>>62021670
All blacks look the same, they'll never know who did it.

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>>62021811
Do we really all look alike?

>>62021040
>>62021074
t. LARPer

>>62022248
all criminals look the same

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>>62021040
>>62021074

>>6202231
Woah we got a salty white boi lol.

>>62021074
Teach me how to steal

>>62021074
As to the thief, Male or female, cut off his or her hands: a punishment by way of example, from Allah. 5:38

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Time stamp or bait

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>>62021074

>Shit one of our laptops is missing
>No problem just check the cameras
>Yeah, looks like the fat neckbeard dude stuffed it in his oversized pony shirt
>Police please

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>>62021074
Give it back,Trayvon

>>62022248
Yes

proof that you did steal that

>>62022248
Yes, you all look like north american land apes.

>>62021074
What kind of shitty country you live in? I can't even walk out of the store with a bottle of booze without having the mall cops asking for the receipt.

>>62021131
in all honesty the bibles actually pretty good as an ethics code