How to achieve tech zen

Take every single opinion on /g/ seriously and always follow to the letter anything anyone tells you to do on here

>>62013820
That's how you get to waste time and money and get a miserable life. Please, never fall for /g/ memes.

Install Gentoo
werked for me

- read Tao Te Ching
- install Temple OS
- become a master in holyC
- outsmart cia niggers

>>62013806
use only FOSS

>tech zen

I want to murder everybody who uses this concept unironically

Plan 9

>>62013820
You mean the opposite.

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>>62013964

>>62013806
quit /g/

>>62013806
Install Gentoo

>>62013806
unplug everything and plug them into yourself.

>>62013806

Perl or LISP

Mechanical keyboard.

/r/-ing the Programming koans and conversations between master and student. Those were funny, I wish I had saved them.

>>62014406
Perl? Why?

>>62013964
I lol'd.

>>62013806
Install Gentoo.

>>62014534
I'd like to second this request. There's a couple ones here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker_koan

But I'm not aware of any others. There are undoubtedly rarer ones out there. Have you tried the archive, by the way?

>>62014534
http://www.catb.org/esr/writings/unix-koans/

>>62013806
Tech Zen is harmonization of opposite and/or disparate technologies in your life.

Why mess with layers and emulators when a badass rig and Xen hypervisor let you run any operating system you want via virtualization. Use operating systems as tools to run applications instead of making threads about them on /g/ as to which is better.

Have a backup for your data instead of being a faggot.

tech zen.

>>62015098
This guy got it: >>62015654

But thanks. And no, I didn't think to search the archive. I forgot the actual name of them.

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>>62013806
All you need

>>62013806
install source mage

Take every single opinon on /wsr/ and always follow to the letter anything anyone tells you to do on there

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>>62013806
Thinkpad X200
Libreboot
GNU/Linux with libre kernel
VPN based in non 14-eyes country
No smartphone
and absolutely NO social media

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>>62014402
> plug them into yourself

niiiice