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>flat screen TV
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really?
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>>61929351
>teraflops

Seriously what the fuck is a teraflop, what is it even imagined to be?
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>>61929351
b-but the screen is flat
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>24" screen
STOP THIS SHIT
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>>61929351
>responsive design
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>>61929382
10^12 floating point operations per second.
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>>61929382
>what is google
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>gaming _____
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>>61929509
Holy fuck yes. I haven't built a machine in a while and all of the gaymer teir marketing shit confuses the fuck out of me.
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>>61929351
>Apple ___________

The rainbow flag of computing
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>>61929382
Measures idealistic maximum processing power with 4-byte floating point numbers, also called single precision.
Most (co-)processors have their value in teraFLOPS for single precision halved for double (8-byte) precision operations.
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>>61929437
What?
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>>61929351
>The Kid doesnt remember round screens

Fucking summer
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OS as a service
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>>61929467
Oh my fucking god, look at that poor loonix idiot. Of course you didn't know what is responsive design.
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>>61929509
>>61929535
and even X299 and X399 platforms which are clearly not meant for gaming have "gaming" in name and the cancerous RGB, fancy radiators that don't do shit and heat shields which become heat traps.
The recent gaming meme is the cancer killing PCs.
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>>61929351
blast processing
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>>61929437
???
why?
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>>61929939
It's a euphemism for "our website uses bootstrap".
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>>61929384
>>61929582
Pic related is flat screen
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kek 5/10 bait I must say
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>>61930176
Actually, it's slightly concave you fucking moron.
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>>61930176
Yes, there are flat screened CRTs, but the vast majority of them have a semi-spherical or semi-cylindrical screen, which is why the term "flat screen" is used to describe LCD and plasma screens, you turbosperg.
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>>61930176
Pic related is flat panel (plasma/lcd)
Now go back to >>>/r/eddit kids
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>>61930205
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>>61930135
>>61929535
>>61929509
>Do game occasionally
>Usually buy Gigabyte UD4 or Asus WS boards though
'Gamer' marketing shit is 100% cancer.
I'm ashamed that my new board will has fucking RGB leds.

Fuck you forever Gigabyte.
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>>61930198
>Actually, it's slightly concave you fucking moron.
No it isn't kiddo.
>Yes, there are flat screened CRTs, but the vast majority of them have a semi-spherical or semi-cylindrical screen
Why do you think the term "flat screen" was created, then?
>which is why the term "flat screen" is used to describe LCD and plasma screens, you turbosperg.
They've always been called flat panels you literal retard
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>>61930237
Fuck you Flat CRTs are actually convex.
Water will pool in the center if you rotated such that the screen was face up.
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>>61930237
>Why do you think the term "flat screen" was created, then?
To describe screens that are flat.
>They've always been called flat panels you literal retard
The panel's a screen, you goddamned moron.
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>>61930249
I didn't invent the terminology dingus. That is what they are called.
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>>61930249
*concave
FUCK.
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>>61930261
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_panel_display
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>>61930285
In other words, a flat screen.
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>>61930304
God damn under-18s don't remember buying CRTs.
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>>61929382
You're just retarded anon
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>>61930335
I'm not underage.
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>>61930351
Sure, kiddo. You clearly aren't old enough to have bought a CRT.
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>>61930159
Metric > imperial

i have literally no idea about what the fuck " represents
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>>61930360
An inch you retard. How do you use the internet and not know this? Is your google broked?
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>>61930359
I'm certainly not old enough to have bought them before flat screens took over. Still not underaged though.
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>>61929351
>mfw they started using retarded marketing terms like Full HD, 1080p or 4K instead of just telling the actual resolution
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>>61930371
The term flat panel was created specifically because there were already "flat screens" on the market. Why are you telling me I'm wrong when you literally admitted to not having been old enough to know?
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>>61930360
wtf is wrong with you
My country uses metric for all measurements but I have no problem with inches for displays.
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>>61930392
>tfw those are the actual names of the resolutions instead of standard names like SXGA+ and qHD

>>61930395
Because flat screen refers to LCD and plasma displays
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>>61930410
>Because flat screen refers to LCD and plasma displays
It never did. It's just what illiterate faggots like (You) called them because you couldn't read a fucking box.
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>using the word "Like"

>Gayming ____

>VR ready

>HD

>"The first mobile phone with a never done before 64bit CPU"

>"The best iPhone ever made"
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>>61930422
Sure thing
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>>61930228
This.

I fucking hate "gamer" shit.

There's a fucking GAMER HEADPHONE STAND

WHAT IS THIS HORRIBLE THING
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>>61930454
Read the damn link.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_panel_display
Also, a screen is not a display. You have CRT screens (what the tube draws on) and you have projector screens (what the projector projects on). Flat panels aren't flat screens because they aren't a screen in the first place. I seriously can't believe people as dumb as you are lurking on /g/.
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>>61930561
>hurr u r dum for not being sooper semantic like me xDDD
ebin
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>>61930584
You are TECHNICALLY incorrect. It's gone beyond semantics and you've just shown how underage summerfag you are.
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I saw one yesterday. "1TB Harddrive for mac". Bitch fuk off
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>>61930598
>You are TECHNICALLY incorrect
Even the article you tried using as proof against me refers to them as SCREENS.
>everyone's a summerfag but me rofl
Like it or not, I've been here for 7 years.
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>>61930613
Until ~2008 or so that was legit however.
Mac externals were usually FireWire rather than USB.

Today it's just some shit USB external formatted as HFS+ with +$20 added to the pricetag.
Although they can be good to buy during clearances...
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>>61930613
That's not really a marketing meme, it's just an HFS+ formatted HDD which means it's already set up for OS X.

>>61930626
PCs had FireWire as well.
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>>61930625
>Hurr durr why do marketers call flat screens flat screens instead of concave screens
Because they were flattened dumbass.
>They started calling concave screens flat screens first so that is right
It is. Display ≠screen.
>You're fucking retarded
no u
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>>61930263
>Hurr durr why do marketers call flat screens flat screens when they're not convex screens?

>They started calling convex screens flat screens first so that is right. They can't call screens flatter than convex screens flat screens too!

You're fucking retarded
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>>61930655
Don't even know what the fuck you're talking about

>Hurr durr why do marketers call flat screens flat screens instead of concave screens

>They started calling concave screens flat screens first so that is right

>You're fucking retarded

Nice delete faggot
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>>61930473

That would look kinda cool if the symbols on it's base weren't so large.
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>>61929351
>Q-LED
Fucking Samsung can die with their fake O-LEDs
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>>61929351
t.underaged retard
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>>61930370
no, he means that if -m- is for -meter- then why is " for -inch-? Why isn't it -i-?
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>>61929351
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>>61929351
> SEO
SEO is total 100% bullshit, there are SEO companies and (((professionals))) making more money than programmers for bulshit pseudo technical advices. What a joke
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>>61929382
trillion floating point [mathematical] operations per second
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>>61933473
>"
It's not ", it's ″ you pleb.
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