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Let's have a /g/ humor thread.

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Let's have a /g/ humor thread.
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>>61928310
Why'd you cover up your post number?
I bet you deserve it.
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>>61928415
ayy i have those socks
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>>61928310
>>61928450
Hilarious
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>>61928310
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>>61928310
>Quality of posts
>On /g/
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>>61928502
>When you test your script and it works the first run
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>>61928518
1 Pb? HOW?

>>61928530
Lost
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>>61928466
How big are you and how do they fit?
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>>61928542
kekkle
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>>61928510
With the Internet of Things being more and more common now, this can be a reality soon.

Lol at the dishwasher mining bitcoins though.
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>>61928535
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>>61928530
>>61928310
Lost
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Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C#
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There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.
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>>61928637
>C#
coctothorpe?
I dont get it
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I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'.
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Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was.
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>>61928680
>>61928671
>>61928646
>>61928637
stop
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The only dates I get these days are software updates.
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>>61928686
Are you really telling ME to stop?
What a mistake you are conspiring my man. If you really knew who I am then you would actually know how to deal with the insurmountable trip I'm taking you on, no stops until we reach avici hell, a place suited for the likes of you. Nobody, listen here my man, NOBODY, has ever had the will neither the courage to tell me to stop, but yet you, as an ignorant fool, you prefer to tell me to stop. Yes, I understand that you are a human, but you should at least have the bare minimum common sense to know that such actions can have proportional consequences. Now now, I hope you are one of those who prefer death before living, hopefully you will enjoy what is going to happen to you. That doesn't mean it will hurt less or anything like that, just to be clear on that point. I'm laughing at you right now, for you don't realize or have the tiniest idea of what's coming your way. You may not even realize, but since this precise moment, I already started moving, my man. This is not a reminder, neither a warning. This is a mistake that is going to be corrected in no time.
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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?"
The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."
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• I’m employed at a computer security company and have a colleague whose name is M. Alware. His e-mail address is [email protected].

• My ex-boss’s name is R. Stone. His e-mail was [email protected].

• My name is James Pan. Every other permutation of my name was taken (e.g., jpan, jamesp), so I’m stuck with [email protected].
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>>61928657
Because they can't see hash, dummy :^)
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>>61928832
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After i-messaging back and forth with my wife, I jokingly commanded Siri to pass along this message: “You need to get back to work now; you have a husband to support.”

Here’s what Siri sent: “You need to get John Brown, Jenks, Oklahoma
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>>61928801
5/10
>>61928832
7/10
1/10
10/10
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>>61928857
Hate to break it to you, Facebook, but the entire Internet is already


CS DOESN'T NEED MATH
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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A Cobol programmer made so much money doing Y2K remediation that he was able to have himself cryogenically frozen when he died. One day in the future, he was unexpectedly resurrected.

When he asked why he was unfrozen, he was told:

"It's the year 9999 - and you know Cobol"


H A H
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women are actually better koders than males.
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In the 1960's the KGB was very interested in learning everything possible about the American space program, sending all sorts of spies to find every possible piece of information.

One afternoon, a breathless spy returned to headquarters with a page of paper in his hand, excitedly shouting to his superior, "Comrade! Comrade! The Americans are using Lisp to write their rocket launching software!"

The commander was skeptical. "How do you know?"

"I broke into their research lab and stole a page from the teletype machine! It's not the whole program, but it's the final page and contains the concluding logic of the program! See for yourself!!!!"

The commander looked at the page and smiled:
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>>61928832
James is a fucking weeb
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>>61928577
doubt (x)
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>>61928947
>>61928918
>>61928906
>>61928871
>>61928893
>>61928832
What did he mean by this?
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>>61928535
What does it say
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>>61928535
Translate pls, I don't understand snownigger speak.
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>>61929379
Who cares?
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>>61929464
It says out of order I think
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>>61929379
>>61929464
Bankomat ne rabotajet.
ATM doesn't work.

I understand some russian.
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>>61929562
Are you a hacker?
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>>61928772
>4.png
>128X128
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>>61928518
How do I into that?
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>>61928947
you didnt even finish this one

the page is full of ))))))))))))
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>>61928687
>The only dates I've ever had are software updates
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>>61928310
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>>61928680
dont get this one
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>>61930656
then you must remember the world pre-smartphone.
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>>61928415
> I bet you deserve it.
Unmodified interjection pasta results in a temporary ban. Even tiny pieces from it posted as a reference may trigger the filter.
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>>61929624
There are no Russian hackers
It's a Democrat-funded lie to smear Trump's campaign
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>>61928502
>mfw when the dude might actually be looking at the modem
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>>61928577
haha badass sql injection
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>>61929424
hahahaha
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>>61929424
Where can I learn to do this
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>>61930839
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>>61930839
>>61930855
Kill yourself BSD cucks.
How does it feel to have your code taken for free and sold for money?
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>>61930967
> tfw I help rich people to get more money
Feels good man
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>>61930976
sounds like cuckoldry to me
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>>61930982
Do you have a job?
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>>61930967
Like nothing.
Because, you know, "our" code is shit.
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>>61928310
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>>61930991
Paid internship, why?
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>>61931009
It's the same. Your employer will be richer because of your job.
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>>61931009
you mean you pay to work?
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>>61931020
But I get a portion of the money made.
BSD gets you onon
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>>61931026
I get paid to work as a temp
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>>61929728
Go check the catalog, retard.
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>>61931008
>Balanced and well thought out posts will not be tolerated
It all makes sense now.
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:/
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>>61931028
People who work on BSD do it for free because they were either hired to contribute to the code or because they like to work on that project. Money are irrelevant when you do it as a hobby.
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>>61930722
This is a Mac G3, it has a modem on a separate riserboard, directly connected to the i/o plate.

So hah, I outnerded you.
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>>61931103
this is meant to be a humour thread not a rage thread
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>>61931103
I know this shouldn't get to me but the replies really boil my blood
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>>61931168
>So hah, I outnerded you.
Except it's a Power Mac G3.
Outnerded.
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>>61931203

It is a Power Mac G3 B&W actually, (yes, there is a non-b&w, different machine)
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>>61931168
True. I was looking at the G4 service manual.
>>61931203
Actually its a Power Macintosh G3 (Blue and White) or Macintosh Server G3 (Blue and White)
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>>61931234
I'm glad we sorted this out. Good to read some quality content on this site for once.
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>>61931103
>guys expect people to know code
>girls expect people to need it spoonfeeding to them
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>61931234

As an addition, the modem is on the board connected with a flat cable on the right.
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>>61928530
Lost.
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>>61928518
HOW does one person possibly collect an entire petabyte of any kind of information?
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>>61931129
and I let another man fuck my wife for free because I like it, it doesn't change the definition of that word
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>>61928502
Sweden yes.
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>>61931294
Ive been considering getting a G3 of some sort, but i cant really get one for under $100 because of how rural i am.
Still want to get the frosted side panels and loops for my gigabit G4 though, just to have some weird.
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>>61928502
He has the JFMSU haircut.
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>>61931469
>anime
>consumer technology
it sure is /g/
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>>61931469

>onee-chan
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>>61931528
>complains about moeshit
>uses reddit spacing
checks out
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>>61929405
Would be funny if it wasn't niggerfied at the end.
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>>61931008
>>>/Comp/
>>>/Tech/
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>>61928577
Did they really call the database "tablice" (tables in eurocuck-speak)? That's just fucking dumb.
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>>61931532
>the joke
>your head
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>>61930967
feels great, because i get paid more for a single consultancy, patch and feature request than a wagecuck code monkey gets in a month
i also get enough job offers to trigger my spam filter
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>>61931532
What's wrong with reddit spacing?
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>>61931103
STOP
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>>61931103
Shalom is right, I always use the quick inverse square root trick to steal nude photos
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>>61931532
>uses reddit letters
kys
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>>61931671
reddit acronym
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>>61931103
Is this tweet real?
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>>61931094
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>>61931103
I didn't know about the algorithm on the left. That's very interesting.
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>>61931395
It would have been weird a few years ago, but I can see it happen, I'm not even keen on archival but I have over 700TB of shit on my file server too
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>>61930702
Russians are the best hacker.

Fuck off with your meme Hollywood definition of "hacker".
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>>61929424
He got arrested, fucking pleb.
I used to draw dicks on billboards with my N900 when I was bored.
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>>61931404
You're right, you are a cuck.
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>>61928535
top kek!!!!
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>>61931976
is it just random hoarding or do you actually curate it?

what would you recommend for a good video metadata editing program? I wish there was a MP3TAG for video files. nothing i have found is as easy to use like MP3tag is.
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>>61928310
>people used to make a friendly reminder to pacman -Syu when a new kernel was released
>people talked about what's new in this kernel version
>make a thread for a linux 4.X
>get this warning
>browse the catalog
>shill, b8, consumerism and shitposting everywhere not related to /g/ stuff
I'm pretty sure mods are just a bunch of idiots browsing /g/ for tech support and consumerism shit.
Even last year we couldn't have a thread about the summer cup. We had to go in other boards to support our team.
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>>61928466
pic or didn't happened
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>>61928415
>BenQ ZOWIE
Wait, what?
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>>61931934
https://www.beyond3d.com/content/articles/8/
Its history if you're interested
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>>61932071
Mods on g have no idea what they're doing anymore. I've been here for almost 4 years now and I've noticed a large decrease in board quality since then.
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>>61932095
I learned about Newton-Raphson in school last year, it would have been interesting if the teacher used this as an example of an application of the method.
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>>61932125
I've been here a bit longer than you and at first things were pretty cool. When I was still studying it was quite easy to find a few people involved in script writing for people using linux and weren't experienced enough, and more generally there were less shitposting threads.
It really went to shit when they started to shill GPUs. At first people were saying it was gonna last a few weeks, but it never stopped
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>>61932186
Agreed. It was tolerable till the 390 vs 970 crap started flooding this board. Since then the shilling has only gotten worse.

970 vs 390 had entertaining shit posting at least...
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>>61928466
are the socks any good?
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>>61932085
Zowie are BenQs gaming accessories, what's so difficult to understand?
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>>61928526
I have no idea why, but shit like this makes me long for the collapse of civilisation.
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>>61930839
>likes to build clocks
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>>61932215
Thought ZOWIE was its own thing.
And fuck BenQ for what they did with Siemens' mobile div.
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>>61932254
No, I think you know why.
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>>61932636
Zowie was purchased by benq in the last few years.
Fortunately it doesn't seem like the quality of the mice has degraded, if anything the qc is a bit better now
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>>61929647
warnings are very common on 4chan
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>>61928530
>>61928541
>>61928578
>>61931368
That was the joke.
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>>61931103
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>>61932853
Yes. Kill yourself! Yes!
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>>61931103
1
2
34
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>>61932973
Delet pls
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>>61928905
that's some deep satire.
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>>61930380
Good.
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>>61931103
Everyone in the bottom are sockpuppets, notice how there's 0 re-tweets or likes and 2 people have the same face
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>>61931294
You could probably turn it into a cool looking trashbin if you throw out all innards and some string to limit the door.
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http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2017-06.html
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>>61930819
>Chad
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>>61930825
newfag
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>>61931574
>tables in eurocuck-speak

"tablice" means registration plates in this context, amerifriend
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>>61928526
hashtag mister pepper and send your best selfies to #salt

make sure it's kosher!
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>>61931129
By definition, if they were hired to work on the project, they are not doing it for free.
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>>61930819
>Durkadurka
kek
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>>61931129
>People who work on BSD do it for free because they were either hired to contribute to the code or because they like to work on that project.
And cuckolds literally enjoy watching their wives get fucked.
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>>61934604
>moar coars are better
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>>61934856
>less coars is better
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>>61930685
Since when? I never got a single warning for the pasta in the years I've posted it
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>>61930685
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
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>>61935010
inb4 banne
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>>61935010
>I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
>Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
>Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>implying I can be b&
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>>61931094
>Not soldering through the extreme pain for the extra accuracy
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modcucks BTFO
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>>61935294
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>>61935294
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>>61935312
>>61935304
>>61935294
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>>61931395
the average retardo downloads 700mb dvd rips but a real movie is like 100gb so it's not that hard to waste that much space
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>>61935304
kindly requesting the sink pic
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>>61935326
>>61935312
>>61935304
>>61935294


FAAAAUUUUCCCKKKKKK

SPPOKY SPOOOKY SPOOK SPOOK SOMEONE CALL THE MODS QUICK WE GOT A 10000x10000 JGIF THAT CRASHES MOBILE BROWSERS
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>>61930967
great actually, my work has tangible value
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>>61931103
Fake and gay.
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>>61932973
Kek
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>>61934559
>Implying not more than half people had fantasized about pedophilia.
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>>61928905

The only good thing to come out of gamer food is this edit.
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https://codeshare.io/4chan
Anyone want to join?
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>>61928510
more accurate than funny desu
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>>61928893
underrated
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>>61931469
>telling your SISTER that it's too big and it won't fit

are you a /d/ poster?
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>>61931671
<using reddit meme arrows
>>
>>61930934
Nice
>>
>>61931103
irc even Carmack had no idea of what he did
>>
>>61931103
This shit is broken, what if a=b
>>
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>>61935342
>tfw just werkz
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>>61937331
I think that's the joke.
>>
>>61931395
>>61928541
some dude who wrote a script to capture live cam sites and several other porn sites to store on his acd_cli

people like this killed all our 70$ unlimited cloud drive with acd_cli
>>
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>>61934604
>>61934856
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>>61937429
>using outdated images
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>>61928502
Till fjälls!
>>
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>>61928310
Want a joke?

Windows 10
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>>61937343
>Error
>Out of memory
>werkz
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>>61937581
In his defence, it gave the same result: a white square.
>>
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>>61937429
>>
>>61931103
Every fucking thread people post this and every fucking thread it gets 50 fucking replies and it's still fake every fucking time

If you want to make fun of shitty code there's lots out there but getting triggered at fake things is retarded
>>
>>61937796
now make one for Zen
>>
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>>61937823
no need
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>>61930934
Damn js really that bad lol
>>
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>>61937949
Jesus Christ through how many Twitter jpg filter did that go?
>>
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>>61938266
>>
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>>61938354
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>>61929412
is this a real website somewhere?
>>
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>>61935342
3gb of ram cant help me now
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>>61938354
this is from LTT, the video is being played from a raid server with a few drives down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSrnXgAmK8k
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>>61934927
It only stopped autobanning for it in the last 2 or so years. newfag
>>
>>61937858
But AMD just defeated Intel and is still losing to nVIDIA this shitty pic is inaccurate.
>>
>>61938847
I don't know, I'm going to make it though and use it as the homepage for my website
>>
>>61930855
>GNU/Dad
kek
>>
>>61931532
>doesn't know Japanese
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>>61935304
The sink pic was real? fug
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>>61930855
>GNU/Dad
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>>61938239
What game
>>
>>61931532

Adding an extra blank line before the post number has been around for longer than Reddit, you numbskull. It's to make your post easier on the eyes.
>>
>>61935331
Literally no one releases raw movies. And raw videos are a meme
>>
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>>61935304
FLOOOOOOOEEEEEENS
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>>61939691
>raw movies
?
Anyway even BDs are heavily compressed, try counting how much they would weigh otherwise.
And you are wrong, BDMVs and remuxes are actually pretty popular in some circles.
>>
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>>61939777
git gud
>>
>>61940381
No shit thumbnail doesn't break anything.
Now expand the image, troglodyte.
>>
>>61937581
it's supposed to crash the browser but clover just handles it neatly
>>
>>61937331
Then it returns 5.
>>
>>61932071
>>61932125
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>
>>61931395
I use a script to download every file posted to a few different peer-to-peer filesharing services. I should probably go through all this and make sure I don't have CP at some point.
>>
>>61935312
>>61935326
RIP in peace /lit/
>>
>>61930855
that art is nightmare-inducing
>>
>>61932125
You're telling me, just got banned from /a/ for disliking some newest meme show (Mob Psycho).
Mods just want us to be some shitty echochamber.
>>
>>61930380
>1080x1920
Die clover poster. I hope floens makes the next update as buggy as possible
>>
>>61931175
>>61931185
>>61931291
>>61931645
>>61931659
>>61931769
>>61931934
>>61932853
>>61933716
>>61937331
How does this shit get so many replies every time? Why is a "technology" board so technologically illiterate? Literally takes 30 seconds to dismiss as fake.
>>
>>61928552
>and how do they fit
Like a pair of socks
>>
>>61939603
>needing to make it easier to distinguish a space between two lines of symbols
Either you have plebian eyes or you're mobileposting. Idiot redditfag
>>
>>61941057
Prove it
>>
>>61930967
Feels great because my code is shit, so they will have a hard time using and maintaining it.
>>
>>61941127
Prove it
>>
>>61931278
yes-yes but install gentoo
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I remember my first ban. It was for ban evasion.
>>
>>61931574
Do they really call the registration table a "registration plate" in americuck-speak? Like a plate used to eat food on? That's fucking stupid.
>>
>>61941643
thats nice honey
>>
>>61940905
>Mob Psycho
>summer 2016 anime
>newest
what the fuck i am reading
>>
>>61941979
How fucking new?
>>
>>61941998
Sorry if i mistook you as a retard for pretending to be retarded anon. No hard feelings, faggot.
>>
>>61942015
You seriously think 2016 show is old?
Holy shit, read the rules underb&.
>>
>>61942047
Where the fuck did i imply that an anime from 2016 is old? The tard ball is on your court for thinking an anime /a/ went through a couple seasons ago is the board's newest 'meme anime'.
>>
>>61940905
/a/ is worse than /v/. Both are shit, but at least /v/ realizes it's shit and is self-deprecating about while /a/ acts all smug. I've mostly quit anime, though, and since manga threads are higher quality by default I don't much mind.
>>
>>61940728
Post the script
>>
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>>61928415
>>61928466

please tell me programming socks just a meme and most of /g/ aren't really gender confused faggots
>>
>>61942091
I went to /u/ and started to only watch/read yurishit.
It's pretty nice actually and the board is comfy as fuck. Threads last for months
>>
>>61942090
Yes, it's one of the newest memes. You have a lower cutoff for 'new'?
Great, but do you really have to flaunt your age here?
>>
>>61928310
>Quality of posts is extremely important
WHAT THE FUCK ARE MODS DOING ON /g/ THEN THE FUCKING HYPOCRYTES
>>
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>>61942295
REEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>61928526
I wanted so bad for it to be satire.
>>
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>>61942290
What a truly spicy meme.
>>
>>61928562
HDMI to garden hose adapter?
>>
>>61942369
Please stop, it's neither /b/ nor /v/.
>>
>>61928657
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C_Sharp_(programming_language)
C# is pronounced C sharp, it's a programming language.
>>
>>61942398
But anon-sama, i thought you were all about memes.
>>
>>61930850
https://www.google.com/
>>
>>61942412
Are you fishing for a ban?
>>
>>61942427
Give it to me like i need it.
>>
>>61940728
>>61942160
More like post all the files.
>>
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>>61937858

If you are Rendering... that takes a lot of time. AMD seem sapealing there
>>
>>61942460
>>61942427
>>61942412
just kiss already
>>
>>61939060
It's a meme you dip
>>
>>61941858
What the fuck are you talking about? License/registration plates? No one calls those tables, they're fucking plates M8
>>
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>>61940381
I want that image
>>
>>61931000
>>61931597
>>61935359
>>61941229
>jokes on you, I ENJOY having my things stolen
>>
>>61942647
>Captain Disillusion, the early years
>>
>>61942164
Don't knock it till you try it.
Comfy socks are nice.
>>
>>61942477
>le ebin Indiana Jones may may
>>
>>61942564
I literally made the same argument as >>61931574 but reversed.
>>
>>61941643
Ban evasion is supposed to lead to permaban.
>>
>>61928906
Underrated
>>
>>61937581
It crashes my fag book messenger app when it tries loading my images
>>
>>61942694
explain your post
>>
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>>61943036
This is Captain Dissilusion
>>
>>61942884
>facebook
Why don't you fuck off and stay there?
>>
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>>61935342
I view it just fine on my phone :∆)
>>
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>>61942782
Can't permaban an anonymous imageboard, you can only ban IPs and tripcodes.

Also, you can't evade a ban if you've never been banned in the first place.
>>
>>61931094
If it smells like chicken you're holding it wrong.
>>
>>61931103
What does the i >> 1 do?
>>
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Windows phone
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>>61931574
Where I'm from the thing is a panel and the number is a badge
>>
>>61942647
always thought this was Mike from RLM tbqh
>>
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>>61943909
>In Elite
Now thats a name I haven't heard in a long time
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>>61944001
Post the full series
>>
>>61941643
Go away newfag/tripfag
>>
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>>61943949
Things never change.
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>>61944010
>>
>>61937796
not how modules work, but whatever
looks like anti-amd buttpain
>>
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>>61944010
what is the full series?
art class?
>>
>>61944031
>no reddit??
I hope that teacher killed herself.
>>
I've decided to get some thigh high striped socks
blue or pink?
>>
>>61944061
Pink
>>
>>61944074
thanks
>>
>>61928530
Maybe if it were enforced more often, this place would be less shitty. But no, let's just laugh at the idea. Who in their right mind would actually want to improve things, right?
>>
>>61944061
Blue.
>>
>>61932071
You're complaining about "shitposting everywhere not related to /g/ stuff," but then lament that you can't discuss this "summer cup" bullshit? Am I missing something here, or am I just being trolled?
>>
>>61944159
You're just seeing a retarded hypocrite who thinks "shit I like is quality posting and anything I disagree with or dislike is shitposting".
>>
>>61944059
that """teacher""" probably did
>>
>>61944049
>>61944043
>>61944031
>>61944001
What is this series?
Is this some autist in art class?
>>
>>61943909
In Elite?
>>
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>>61928562
>HDMI to H2O
>Full-HD/Liter
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>>61943752
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/141525
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>>61928415
Are you me?
>>
>>61945123
Neat.
>>
>>61941215
she has quite the following, that includes people who don't like her. and for some reason actually give a fuck over her posts. That being said, there's no fucking way she could post something like this and not have it blow up.
(a > b && b < a)

i mean, come on..
return 5;

...
>>
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>>6192850
>the Mother Modem
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>>61944049
But Gentoo is not supported by the FSF
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