Anyone got the duckduckgo meme that is a dr seuss-style poem?
>A ducky in a bow tie
>Run by a jew
also systemd hate general because this thread needs a purpose
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>A mysterious startup appears out of the blue...
>A duck in a bowtie, run by a Jew.
>He promises privacy, to respect your space.
>But did you take note of the methods in place?
>A company US, your privacy sworn
>In 2010 markets Tor service (for your porn)
>Year later it's mentioned in Time Magazine
>"[it's] like early Google", the author did preen.
>"We do not track you!", the Duck says as you choose...
>Just remember: he's tracking the search terms you use,
>and the location data,
>though not your IP, (wink)
>but they get ads from Bing,
>don't you think that they see?
>Hosting their servers, guess who? Amazon!
>Do you trust their cloud, are you a moron?
>Now there's auto-suggestions.
>Think, how does that work?
>You trust that you're safe?
>I prescribe you more lurk.
>You hopped off of Google, privacy was the plan,
>but you've jumped out of the fire and into the pan.
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OP here,
thanks anon
i offer you a pepe as thanks