Future iOS update

>>61859141
Wait for iPhone 8

>>61859141
http://www.4chan.org/rules#global2
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>61859141
Not convincing enough.

>>61859144
>>61859148
>t. iToddler

Maybe say the next update allows wireless charging if you put it in an infrared toaster oven.

>>61859148
Nigger I'm not 12 years old.

>>61859179
That could work

It should be like this:

"
!!!Use suited safety gloves for this!!! Wrap a copper wire around a 1 cm thick plastic/wooden stick and directly send a strong (100/240V) current through the wire. When you bring the copper wrapped stick near your phone, the electrical field will charge your iPhone, granted you have installed the iOS 11 update.
"
Posted from my iPhone by the way.

Do the microwave thing again but we'll say it's for charging without an official wireless charger.

Say that microwaves are the same as what's used for wireless charging (I believe they technically are). So even if you don't have a wireless charger you can try out the wireless charging feature that way.

>>61860062
They won't fall for it again.

>>61859846
I think we could say something along the lines of: Pour 3 teaspoons of club soda into the charging port to clear the now-updated hardware of any micro particles that could cause interference for the signal of the wireless charge. You will only need to repeat this process once every 8 months.

>>61860589
You underestimate the average Apple user / teenager.
I personally think trying to convince people that putting the bottoms of airpods into a pencil sharpener to increase connectivity would be funny.

>>61860885
Funny moments le dab dab