How do you manage your passwords?

A scheme that creates a very unique pattern based on each service's name. It's much easier to recreate each password (until it becomes rote) in my head than to have to remember them all.

Text file on my desktop on pc and laptop

yolo niggas taz my motto

randomly generated string saved to .txt file, destroyed and regenerated by hand each week. gonna be a full time job trying to spy on me, bucko.