Where does /g/ hide their tech? What are good ways to hide

>>61836142

in ur anus ;^)

nice try jamal

>>61836142
in the microwave

Turn yourself into the police you fucking pedophile

>>61836142
Vps don't have to be hide.

If you really can't find a place to hide it you might be mentally deficient.

I hide them in the ventilator or in my fan.

it is very trivial to find microsd hidden in wall

>>61836343
No it isn't. Some spooks aren't going to waste a second on you or your walls unless you've got something you really shouldn't have.

Fuck off glow-in-the-dark CIA niggers.

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Nice try Adolf

In a Quran. Just say to the people raiding your stuff that it is haram for a kuffar to touch the holy book.

>>61836142
not op, but how do i hide my raspi zero in a public space

>>61836142
i had one of these full of /pol/ memes and it fell through a small crack in my floor. now it's somewhere in between the floor and the subfloor.

I guess one day years from now after im gone and the house is demolished someone will find it and have a laugh.

>>61836619
Oh shit that's a good idea, i have some sd cards. gonna leave one somewhere

>>61836142
idk.
up an anus or vagoo?
Air conditioning vent?
swallowed?
open a p.o. box and mail it there?
safety deposit box?
in a small metal, waterproof safe/lockbox and put in a body of water somewhere?
inside an old casette tape player?
inside an old toaster?
encrypt and loan it to a pawn shop and keep paying/extending the loan?
take apart a remote control and put it inside?
up an anus or vagoo?

>>61836450
Sauce?

>>61836142
There is a lot place in thinkpad that you can hide it.

>>61837265
Someone linked a 3d-printed bracket. It goes in a 54mm expresscard slot and holds SD cards.

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>>61836834
>take apart a remote control and put it inside?
this made me think:
if you take a cheap vibrator/dildo (vibrators usually have a battery case), and hide it in there, would actual cops really care enough to look into it?

>>61837248
Danger 5

>>61837520
Danke.

>>61837476
If they know what they're looking for. You're local PD is filled with lowlife scum who dig through your garbage to get warrants for petty shit like drugs.

>>61836142
Just keep it in your wallet, if someone tries to detain you, just swallow it.

>>61836142
Flesh pocket

>>61838218
holy fuck anon you are so hc

Zip disk in my peehole

>>61836500
Does that work outside of the U.S.?

In the back of your toilet. Either in a Ziplock baggy or taped above the water line.

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>>61836395

Rubi cube
But the NSA've been goofed once so its not likely to happen a second time.

In my wallet.

>>61836834
>take apart a remote control and put it inside
i wonder where did you get this idea from

>>61836142
buy a thousand of those and put random data on 999
you can leave them lying around

>>61836142
In my pussy

teehee

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>>61836619
>sjw finally buys her own house
>what's this?
>inserts it in an adapter
>holyfuc.jpg
>house is under investigation by sjw cops
>trace it down to you
>find out you're dead, family has to pay the consequences
>sjw has her good laugh