The secret to Iphone's success

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The secret to Iphone's success 2017-08-10 07:55:39 Post No. 61829499
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The secret to Iphone's success Anonymous 2017-08-10 07:55:39 Post No. 61829499 [Report]

They have the alpha essence

>they look sexy/cute and yet destroy all rivals regards performance EFFORTLESSLY (just like Chad pumps and dumps your wife)

>all betas and nerds and techies hate it just like Chad

>all women know its the best coz women are eugenic inspectors

>just like Chad iphones have a presence and are ALWAYS accepted in a group unlike your chink shitter Xiaomi bullshit

Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:02:53 Post No.61829571
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Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:02:53 Post No.61829571 [Report]

iphone will always be a social trend thats for sure, nice shitpost btw

Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:03:18 Post No.61829577
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but i like my phone

Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:05:29 Post No.61829598
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Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:05:29 Post No.61829598 [Report]

>>61829577
everyone likes the iphone.

people ONLY pretend to not like them

Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:05:54 Post No.61829607
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Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:05:54 Post No.61829607 [Report]

The secret to iphone success, and in fact, the success of all mobile devices, is the stupidity of people that were brainwashed into carrying around a fucking tracking device for businesses and governments to catalog and collect data on you for nefarious purposes for no other reason than to be a fucking irresponsible, lazy shithead who can't plan things out before they leave the fucking house.

Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:20:59 Post No.61829762
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Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:20:59 Post No.61829762 [Report]

>>61829499
I have iPhone red, comfy...only got to see me 12 months until upgrade, thoughts on sonys latest effort (been Sony shill since z1)

Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:22:22 Post No.61829779
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Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:22:22 Post No.61829779 [Report]

Do you even know who the CEO of apple is?

Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:24:33 Post No.61829798
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Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:24:33 Post No.61829798 [Report]

>>61829779
yes he collected coca bottles in a hindu temple

Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:27:44 Post No.61829824
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Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:27:44 Post No.61829824 [Report]

>>61829762
currently using the z4v (never released), cant fucking update and freeze crashes every now and then. should have had a 2nd thought buying a phone with no support.

Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:43:24 Post No.61829958
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Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:43:24 Post No.61829958 [Report]

>>61829798
Was that after or before shoving them up his ass to practice for receiving BBCs?

Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:48:48 Post No.61830002
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Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:48:48 Post No.61830002 [Report]

>>61829958
it was after my wife fucked 3 postmen, 4 plumbers, her cousin, half the males of tinder in a 12km radius and her boss

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