>Hey anon. Hope you dont mind we took a look at your computer.

>>61826271
Shove it up your arse you cunt

>>61826271
It kills fascists.

They probably wouldn't know what to do with i3

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>>61826309
You figured it out, didn't you?

>>61826271
middle

>>61826305
Topkek

>>61826271
Loads up all of my porn. Wanna see? I hope you like futa horsecocks.

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>>61826271
What are you doing in my house?
I don't know how to interact with your kind.
Those are very expensive hard drives, and they're in RAID.
The pony porn on them is encrypted and a more potent dopamine drip than all of your holes put together outside of a romantic relationship which I'm not emotionally open to at this time.
Leave or I'm calling the cops.

>>61826271
At least they ar good looking so they don't need to know anything about anything to have success in life.

>>61826393
Otherworldly kek

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>>61826271
Proceed to ask their parents to atone for their children misbehavior by donating the value of the computer damage to the red cross.

>>61826271
>explain what the they want and have my fiancee talk one or more of them into staying overnight so she can get cucked
It's so simple, bros

>>61826660

DONGLE GOES WHERE????

> That's a hard drive you took off. It's where we store our data. Normally you'd wanna be careful with that kind of drive but don't worry, I have backups.

> You gals seem pretty interested in this stuff. If you want to I can explain what each part does. Maybe with a drink, or we can go for dinner later.

> Except you, with the ugly as shit American flag shoes.

>>61826710
Usually the USB slot

>>61826729
id insert my dongle into them if you catch my drift.

my penis.

I would intercourse them with my penis.

>>61826741
I'd believe it. Nothing beats fucking a woman in your bed while your girlfriend sits on the floor watching

Screech autisticly because I know damn well they didn't make sure to ensure they discharged any static electricity and probably just deleted all my rare Pepe's.

>>61826721

lets be honest the blondes the only one your average wouldnt be ashamed to be scene with. Thats not saying much

>>61826271
Allow me to explain: that computer, as evident by the old hardware, only did one thing: collect dust. I was intending to take it apart and to scatter its pieces all over whatever you are sitting on. It is very much like how I treat dead humans: I scatter their ashes. You thought I was referring to entrails. You disgust me, Jessica. I know what you were thinking I'd say and I hate you for getting it wrong. You don't understand me. You and mom always got me misunderstood. I fucking hate everyone. I want you all to fucking die. Stacy, you can have that harddrive.

>>61826778
worse they used a magnetized screwdriver

>>61826972
Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

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STATIC ELECTRICITEEEEEEEEEEE

>>61826870

Nigga you thirsty for stacy.

My gf regularly does typeracer just so she can see the stupid splash effect on my corsair keyboard.

Thank god she hasn't found my porn yet though

>>61826271
>Hard drive open and exposed
I SUE FOR DESTRUCTION OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AND THE LOSS OF YEARS OF GOD TIER PORN

>>61827185
>found my porn yet
whats wrong wit dat?

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>>61826271
PUT IT BACK TOGETHER!!! RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>61826271
why are women like this?
>dress up your dogs
>put sunglasses on you when you sleep
>put makeup on your child

fucking women.

>>61827197
>He doesn't religiously back up his porn

I feel bad for you son, I still have my fap folder from the 90's.

>>61827234

post a classic

>>61827313
/g/ is sfw and I really don't want b&

>>61826271
So then, I reveal my true power level.
>unsheathe my sword
>point it at the blonde one's neck meat
"Was it you who decided to dissemble my information box.
>she doesn't answer in fear.
>she wets herself.
>then I point my sword at one in the khaki pants
"Be it you who dissembled my mighty computer?
>she say no, and glares at the blonde's pee stains
>I then look at the one holding my Arch Linux 32bit hard drive.
>I lean in on one knee.
"Why are you holding my precious hard disk?"
>She shits herself in fear
>"I.. I don... I don't know anon!"
>I smile gracefully
>I whip out my massive 5" penis
>I shove it in the mouth of blonde
>Turns out she's 14 years old
>I tip my fedora at OP.
>Op pulls out his mac.
>Op is a faggot.

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>>61826762
>tfw no gf

>>61827332
post on /b/ and link

>>61826271
>What does this thing do?
It produces fart gas
I have a fart fetish :^)

>>61827347
Don't give up, mine basically fell into my lap. Letting me cultivate my kinks into her was just a bonus

>>61827367
idk man, ive had gf's, got married, got cheated on, got a divorce...

almost feels like this whole love thing is just a word we use to describe our adolescent desires to procreate and have sex

i mean, now that im older im far more into programming and linux than I am into women. I find most of them to be dumb, petty, and narrow-minded.

>>61827399
Different strokes I guess. mine is 6 months from becoming a medical doctor, and a woman like her can't be petty while basically dragging me off to fuck other females so she can get off. like I said, don't give up. You'll find someone

>>61826271
It's a hobby. You get intellectual satisfaction from tinkering with it and making it do things. Sort of like problem solving or a mind teaser or a, oh, what's that? Oh, okay, yeah, just leave it on the desk, please.

>>61827438
thx anon

>>61826271
>get tranquilizer gun out from under bed
>secure them with chains and shackles I happen to have in my soundproof basement
>make all three of them pay for a new HDD with their bodies for the rest of their lives

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>>61826271
>Takes off HTC vive
Worst VR Girlfriend and friends simulator.

Are those socks on the rug
>All components are dead

>>61826271
I would be like "hey that's my computer! ohhh snap!" XDD

>>61827334
Too much kek

>>61826309
I have had managers and "senior" developers try to operate i3 on my laptop and fail.

>>61826271
Kill marry fuck

>>61827197
you have to teach them how to insert the hard drive back properly

>>61826271
This is high voltage capacitor, if you touch it wrong you will get zapped to death.

>>61827778
But they lost the little thing that connected the pins to designate whether the drive is master or slave

>>61827729
>>61826309
>i3
Autism

>>61827826
This
i3-gapps is the patricians choice when it comes to selecting a WM on a desktop, like the one in the OP.
regular i3 should only be used on a laptop.

This literally happened to me and the girls found my porn stash and watched them with me and i came inside her later

>>61826346
>upper-left-hand corner
Christ, anon, it's been over a decade

>>61826271
what the fuck? what did you do to my computer? why are you holding my HDD like that?! my fucking cable aah!!

>>61827840
I use i3-gaps on my laptop too, just with smaller gaps

>>61827919
yeah pajet sure
sho bob pic

>>61828138
Didn't u even read his post?
He said he cummed in her not that she sent him a bobpic

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Nigga pineapple shit faced looking ahh witcho Japanese stupid ass shit bruh baka !

>>61828156
the whole post sounded like some pajeet dream fantasy, read again

>>61828167
I'm sure it was just a shitpost my dude.

>tfw I barely use my desktop computer
>tfw my Thinkpad T400 with 160GB SSD and 2TB HDD is my main computer

>>61828174
so as mine thats why i feel a little disturbed explaining it to you

>>61826297
私はエルです!!!!

>>61827840
i3 is for people who use computers as a hobby and can spend days tweaking and configuring their wm.

Awesome is for people who use computers for work and need something with sane defaults that is usable outside of the box with minimum to no configuration.

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>tfw they find the fart hentai I printed off, folded up and hid in my case

>>61828199
I've used both, and I agree that awesome is superior to i3, but it's much harder than i3 to configure.

>>61828193
俺は変態だよ。

>>61826346

son of a bitch

>>61828038
fuck you too I wouldnt have even checked

>>61826271
>that looks like my server, it's fine.
>lets put it back together, i can show you all if you want
then of course i'll ask them why they would break in my room like that,

>>61828210
Lua is easy to read and understand even if you've never had any scripting or coding experience. And if you don't want to bother with learning Lua you can just copy/paste into your rc.lua from dozens of online guides and people's config files.

>>61828283
Configuring awesome isn't objectively hard, but it's still more time consuming than i3, which is essentially pseudocode.

>>61828276
You're missing the part where they opened the hard drive, destroying it

>>61828311
>t-that's fine, i was meaning to u-upgrade it anyway!

>>61828309
But my point is that you can use awesome with the defaults, so if you don't want to do any configuring you still have a functional wm. Not the case with i3.

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>>61826271
No how could you! All my hentai is gone! How could you evil girls do such a thing!

You will take responsibility for my penis now!