YOU HAVE 38 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU DON'T USE PERL
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>>61767614
it's good for "write only" codebases.
Because I'm using python.
>>61767614
it's 2017, javascript does everything better
>>61767614
Because ruby is superior.
>>61767614
I don't want to get indoctrinated by reapers.
If I wanted, I'd use Perl 6 instead.