Fuck Linux.

>Fuck systemd
FTFY

>>61737858
systemd is a part of linux
then fuck linux

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>>61737858
this

>>61737896
It is optional.

So fuck you.

>>61737853
How did you hook your phone to a laptop monitor? Also, how do you get to that screen?

>>61737896
Wrong retard, you don't need systemd to use linux

>>61737918
every distro have it now
fuck you!

>>61737896
Poettering wants this but no

>>61737926
Gentoo, devuan, and slackware don't

>>61737922
>How did you hook your phone to a laptop monitor?
what?
>Also, how do you get to that screen?
what?

that's an uninstallable tumblewee livecd kek

>>61737858
fpbp

>>61737922
>how do you get to that screen?
edit your /etc/default/grub file
remove the words 'quiet splash'
run

sudo update-grub

restart

now you get boot output to screen and look LEET AND HAXOR for your retarded college buddies
for bonus points do

sudo systemctl set-default multi-user.target

to boot directly into tty

>>61737896
Not yet.

>>61738019
I don't get it. I just turn on my phone and it works.

>>61738046
Never happening, the init will always be separate from the kernel

>>61737853
Should've installed a distro that works.

https://cloveros.ga/s/CloverOS-x86_64-20170801.iso

>>61737922
You can do it using ssh and x-forwarding over usb. Did it on one of my pi's

>>61738019
or just press Esc you dumb fuck

>>61737853
>he installed Linux Mint
AHAHAHA

Time to stop with Systemd.

>>61737853
I have a question

I know you're supposed to press F1 to bring this up during boot (or shutdown) over the splash screen, but sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't. at sometimes it stops working forever. what gives.

also, does anyone know how to skip the 90 second timeout for things that don't respond (for instance mounting a drive that changed volume serial number - need to fix that in fstab, but after boot)

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>>61737853
D U K E D

>>61738199
remove systemd, intstal any other init sistem

>>61737853
Run: systemctl-analyze blame
It'll tell what's slowing things down.Then head over to the Arch Wiki and read the systemd entry to see if there's anything that'll help you with your problem.

>>61737896
>hydrogen is a big part of the sun
>hydrogen is unstable
Fuck the sun

>>61737853
>t. the negro.

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>>61737853
Fuck YOU

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I can even run this shit on a VM, smells like a fucking shill

>>61737853
get guud

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>>61737918
>systemd
>optional on any distro worth using

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, systemd/Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itsellf, but rather another free component of a fully functioning systemd system corelibs, shell utilities and system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

>>61739408
such a handsome guy

>>61737853
Next time don't push the power button to shut down system you uncivilised orc

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>>61737922
...are you lost?

>>61737896
The kernel has nothing to do with systemd.

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>>61737922

>>61737896
no it's not

just pin it with apt-mark and install sysvinit

>>61739408
I want to FUCK lennart if you catch my meaning

>>61737918
Linux sucks harder than your mom. Drink bleach.

Shutdown your system while it's performing fsck on external drive. Boom, your linux just hangs forever just like in OP.

>>61737934
don't forget void and alpine.

>>61739363
>Implying based Gentoo isn't GOAT

systemd is CIA

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>>61739408
>>61739582
>>61740263
I bet those lips feel great on my peepee.
I miss having blowjobs from men...

>>61737853
I thought it's fixed (and tmux cucked). There is a workaround.

>>61738512
kek

>>61739057
looks pretty nice and simple desu
suse has a nice mascot

Shitty loonix can't even remember widows position and sizes.

Install gentoo

>>61745049
stop using xfce

>>61737853
>systemd
HAHAHAHAHAHAH BIIITCHH U JUST GOT REKT

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>using linux

let me guess, everyone ITT is still a virgin?

>>61737853
shutdown -P now

>>61745676
fuck off shill
>>61745685
thats actually windows command anon

>>61745676
You're using linux.
Unless you're actually at the 4chan server and just stole a harddrive, connected to your windows PC, mounted the harddrive somehow and inserted your post into the database.

>>61740263
He wants the (system)D

>>61745760
b-but how can he do that is hard drive was stolen anon? and even if he sets something on drive, he must return it back and reconnect the drive

>>61745720
>shutdown -s -t 0

>>61745802
Get the drive, post, put the drive back, hope nobody noticed.

>>61745760
nmap can't tell the os as the site protected by clod whatever.

>>61745953
If it's still up, it's some form of unix.

>>61746020
the timestamping is odd

>>61745953
>>61746020
>>61746081
are you guys actually checking 4chan server?

>>61746103
No.
And i'm definitively not sitting in the 4chan's server room, temporarily removing, placing my posts into the harddrives and placing em back, while trying to not be caught by the geeksquad in it.

>>61737853
Good. People like you don't deserve to enjoy it. Never use it again.

>>61737896
Systemd is NOT a part of Linux you mouth-breathing fucking Windows-using subhuman, do you even understand what systemd is, or what Linux is? What a GNU/Linux distribution is, what an operating system is, what an init system is, what a kernel is? Get the fuck off of this board right now you tech-illiterate mongrel.

Windows users are the niggers of the tech world. Posts like this confirm it.

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WORKS ON MY MACHINE. BUG REPORT CLOSED.

>>61747141
GNU/kys

>>61747216
Autism.

>>61737896
It's not.

You don't know shit about technology.