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>teenage kiddo misbehaves
>punition : his internet is back to parental control in kiddy mode for two weeks
>kiddo in damage control for his porn
>fast forward few days
>kiddo has found a way to bypass the parental control.
How would /g/ react? Pretend not to know, tell kiddo I knew after the punishment is over, going full cold war mode until he eventually reaches ubermensch level of leetness?
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>punish child
>child circumvents punishment
>immediate response isn't corporal punishment
you actually fucked up by using parental controls instead of just saying "no internet" to begin with
no, seriously, no beta/cuck meme, you failed to create authority with your own child, it doesn't fucking matter anymore
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unplug the fucking router.
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I turn off the fucking internet and take the modem away.
If the kid takes the modem and reinstalls it without my knowledge, I smash it and have him buy a new one with his allowance.
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>>61718424
Force him to watch 8 hours of hardcore trap porn
This will set things straight
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>>61718688
>This will set things straight
>straight
>trap porn
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>>61718424
Cold war mode, if he can one up me while at my best, he earned it. Wouldn't even be mad, just proud.
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>cold war
so you ip/mac ban him in your router settings
followed by changing the password on the router
what the fuck is the little shit going to do?
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>not punishing him by setting the wifi password to the answer from a simple fizzbuzz test
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>>61718759
reset the router
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>>61718781
>implying you didn't start with physical security
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>>61718424
Circumcise him
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>>61719096
>going full nuclear in a cold war
the absolute madman
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