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>Harshit, a Kurukshetra resident and a student of Class-X

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>Harshit, a Kurukshetra resident and a student of Class-XII (IT) stream of GMSSS, had recently passed out. On July 29, Chandigarh Administration had announced that he had been hired by Google for a monthly training in graphic designing worth Rs 4 lakh. The announcement was widely reported in the media. Later, when queries were sent to Google, the announcement was found to be incorrect.

>The school principal and two teachers submitted their written statements to Brar on Wednesday. They also gave him a purported letter of appointment (that Harshit had shared with Deepkiran on WhatsApp), Harshit’s picture with politicians honouring him and his family in Kurukshetra and the web link through which he appeared in the online interview. The teachers also submitted a snapshot of Harshit’s Facebook page on which he has mentioned his location in California and workplace – Google.

>Harshit

>“Harshit got a phone call. We did not believe it at first. I kept telling him it could be a hoax. He shared the information with his school principal, who further released a press note, which led to media coverage, ” Bharti told Hindustan Times.

TL;DR

Poo in da loo thinks he got hired by Google and goes around telling his parents and school then it turns out to be a hoax so now hes in hospital on a hunger strike because he hasnt eaten in 2 days !!

http://archive.is/rsi9k
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>>61714456
>Rs 4 lakh
Is that English?
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>>61714526
>Rs 4 lakh

Currency. It's about $6000 USD
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>>61714456

Thats some harsh shit.
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>>61714456
I hate brown people so goddamn much.
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>>61714456
Damn, I feel somewhat sorry for the kid.
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>>61714456
What a dank prank
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>>61714456
Just watch as Google reaches out to him for virtue signalling.
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Idiot with delusions of greatness. Can happen to all races though
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>>61714637
Google taking advantage of a nasty prank for good PR would be really scummy.
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shoo, poo, shoo
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>>61714663
so that means they will do it
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>>61714456
>Harshit

Hara in arabic literally means shit

Harashit = Shitshit

You can't make this shit up
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>>61714456
>hes in hospital on a hunger strike because he hasnt eaten in 2 days
>in hospital
>didn't eat for 2 days
why the fuck is someone hospitalized after 2 days of not eating?
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>>61715047
america
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>>61714456
Wow. A greedy shitskin ran to the press for publicity. News at 11.
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harSHIT in street
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>>61715047
Because Indians tend to over react to everything. They live on drama, it's a giant part of their culture. They overreact because it works for them, hence the reason why he's not eating in the first place. He thinks if he makes a big enough stink maybe it'll work.
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>>61715100

how much of a stink is too much for an indian?
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>>61714456
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That's awful.
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but what did they actually tell him?
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>>61714456
>Harshit
>poo in loo is called hard shit

The jokes write themselves.

>>61714594
>Damn, I feel somewhat sorry for the kid.

I don't.
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>i have no food but i must poo
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>>61715126
There is no known amounts. Their air has so much shit in it, breathing is like inhaling a perpetual fart.
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>>61715241
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>>61714574
Underrated
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>>61715241
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>>61714456
>shit in the street pajeet tricks google into a sympathy hire
fixed that for you anon
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>>61714456
>hasnt eaten in 2 days !!

But when was the last time he pooed?
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>>61715394
Worked for moot
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>>61715241
this fucking got me
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>>61715427
moot used his jew influence tho
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DESIGNATED
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>>61715241
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>implying Google will ever hire pajeet designers
>Implying pajeets are creative
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>>61716064

Have you seen youtube and google+ today? surely thats gotta be a pajeet
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Subhumans are fucking hilarious
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>>61715241
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>>61716702
Yeah. When I was using Youtube today, it shat the bed.
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>>61714456
>inb4 jewgle fires a fucking white male to offer poor pajeet his dream job
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>>61714456
>"traumatized by his public humiliation"
>publishes his picture online
lol wut
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>>61714663
>taking advantage of a nasty prank for good PR would be really savvy
ftfy
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>>61714456
>inb4 google hires him for publicity
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Plot twist

Hes in the hospital from constipation
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>>61714456
Reminder that there are 1.3b of these pajeets.
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>>61715184
Stop feeling so sorry for yourself, human trash.
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>>61722918
spotted the pajeet
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>>61714456
>Hindustan Times.
lol
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>>61714594
>numale

>>61714637
how will they if he's dieded
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>>61715241
bruh
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>>61720733
kek
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>>61714456
should have cheated harder
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>>61714456
kek
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>>61715013
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>>61714637
I was gonna say this, the little shit probably had it planned out
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>>61715013
>Hara in arabic literally means shit
it's 5ara not hara, 5aralord
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>mfw google will actually hire him for muh PR
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>>61723291
>HARSHIT

you can't make this shit up
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>>61715559
HIRING
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>>61714456
Tough shit Harshit
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>sorry about your job Harshit. why don't you come work bat the white house?
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>>61714456
>hunger strike
>2 days
>hospitalized already
Something stinks. It's probably constipation.
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>>61723381
How long until this little retard blows himself up?
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>>61714456
Poor pajeet won't eat his curry.
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>>61714456
That's some harsh shit.
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>>61714562
>graphic design
>6k scholarship
the ones that are to blame are the adults around him who believed this shit.
a kid his age can still dream, an adult should've seen the hoax.
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>>61715241
There it is
Now I can sleep
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>>61715126
I remember reading this article about India buying smelly bombs from Israel to tame protesters. According to the article, these bombs smell like dead bodies and sewage. The smell is so strong, it takes days to wear off even after multiple showers. However, when Indian law enforcement had actually tried them, they didn't do shit, because, apparently, Indians don't consider them stinky.
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>>61714574
Heh
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Harshit is the new Pajeet.
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>>61714456
2 days?

Lmao

I went without any food or water for 5 days. Step up, poonigger
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Pretty mean thing to do to a kid, he just wanted a job. Google could give him a paid internship in India. He is only 16.
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>>61714576
>Brown people
>not saying shitskin
>>>tumblr
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>>61714456
Why do Pajeets think facial hair is manly.
Even Mediterraneans and anglos shave.
Even the manliest race in the world polish shave.
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>>61714456
is this a poo in loo version of cool clock ahmed or was he actually scammed?
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>>61725821
Don't tell them
It helps with identifying the leftists
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>>61725887
>Even the manliest race in the world polish shave.
Are Polacks even able to grow a beard?

Come to think of it, I've never seen a slavic person with a full beard. I guess they lack the testosterone.
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>>61725942
>implying any leftist would hate a brown person
Leftists love brown people, that's why they invite them into their homes so they can rape their daughters and wives.
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>>61725887
>Russo-German cucksservants
>manly
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>>61726139
They invited hitler into their countries in 1940 and now they're inviting browny too.
We really need to do something about these people.
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>>61714456
Maybe malnourishment will do him some good. His body might decide to eat his unibrow for sustenance.
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>>61726139
Leftists are a lot more racist than right wingers
They virtue signal hard only to cover their disgust for niggers and other shitskins
If leftists weren't racist they would do everything in their power to deport all africans back to africa so they could build up their shitholes
But leftists don't think shitskins are intelligent enough for that so they call for open borders
>implying leftists live in shit neighbourhoods with lots of shitskins let alone allow them to live with them in the same house
That happens too rarely to make a rule for it
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is he ok
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>>61726294
The democrats are the REAL Gerbils
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>>61715100
i don't agree with the generalization about drama, it exists in every country. But yes, the 'hunger strike' bullshit is to probably create enough media attention hoping that some head-fucked company might offer him a scholarship. reminds me of clock-bomb boy, I even feel like the 'hoax' was intentional. won't work tho, he looks fucking putrid, even by Indian standards. ugly fucks statistically get less sympathy.

-i'm a pajman :P
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>>61714456
I don't know whats worse how pathetic this is or that Google will hire him cause of it.
Whats a 60k Salary for couple million dollars worth of publicity.
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>>61715126
how much fat is too fat for an american?
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>>61726294
>That happens too rarely to make a rule for it
You obviously don't live in Sweden.

True story, a pregnant mother invited a pack of shitskins to live with them, and let them have their way with her 16 and 15 year old daughter. She didn't even believe them when they told her they were raped (because who would believe cis gendered white people over the sweet brown adults), only after looking it up on facebook and seeing other similar stories where daughters had been raped did she believe them.
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>>61726570
Holy shit that's so hot. Even hotter if they fucked the pregnant mom too.
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>>61726667
Found the brownskin.
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>>61726676
No I'm a legit bong. I just get off to shit like this happening to people. Thinking of the shock the pregnant mom must of had when she realized her two most precious items where fucked like toys by subhuman savages fires me up like nothing else. Even better if she was force fucked after approaching them while pregnant. Its the reason why I love to fuck milfs in their kids rooms or pregnant wives.
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>>61726786
>No I'm a legit bong.
Isn't your country like 80% brown already?
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>>61726816
Parts of it essentially yeah. I live in London near Hyde park and its essentially a weird mix of Saudi Arabia and smelly poo shit. Will gtfo after finish studies
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>>61714663
Welcome to the real world where everyone is an asshole.
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>He went for online interview through video conferencing and was selected on the basis of posters designed by him while doing class 12th under the supervision of his teachers.
are there any examples of his work?
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I want to turn India into glass. Nothing else but nuclear inferno will be adequate sanitization.
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>>61727798
>I want to turn India into glass
Wouldn't that simply cause a POOclear winter?
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>>61727921
Not if the warheads are high yield.
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>>61724161
lol. Whole city is dumber than your average Mike Dice.
What would you except. I am Punjab that county where the city is located.
AMA.
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>>61725124
Har
Shit
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>>61727328
You mean everyone care for himself?
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>>61715013
Except Harshit isn't an Arabic name.

'Harsh' is Sanskrit for 'happy', ironically.
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>>61714576
If you hate them then you would kill them which you haven't which means your first statement was wrong.You love them
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>>61715241
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>>61722962
Run by your Times
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>>61723381
>what are you doing, this wasn't supposed to happen to me! intel and microsoft where is my free stuff?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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POO
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>>61729039
Ah, so you want a post aPOOcalyptic society then?
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>>61715241
G o l d
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l
d
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>>61714456
Tobkek
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>>61714456
This whole story is a hoax and because of how society has turned into emotionally pandering little shithead bitches this kid is going to get something out of it.
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>>61714574
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>>61714574
>>61714456

No wonder his name is a joke.
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>>61723906
AGENCIES
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>>61730309
It's a doggy dog world.
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Hey /g/.
Brown person here. AMA
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>>61733408
quotes like these are a diamond dozen
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