https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/smalt-the-world-s-first-interactive-centerpiece-health#/
WOAH, the future of eating is FR*CKING EPIC!
>>61713187
I was planning on killing myself but at the rate a part of me dies everyday it won't take long
We already have automated salt dispensers, they are called liberals
>Salt grinder with a Bluetooth speaker, RGB ring, and is connected to your phone and Amazon Ehco
I'm sorry, what?
>>61713187
literal waste of finite resources
>>61714489
Just imagine; millennia from now, explorers will unearth this yellowed and cracked plastic device and conclude that it was a salt dispenser used by ancient civilizations for religious purposes to connect to their god.
>>61713785
*cringe*
>>61713187
BOTNET
>>61714693
.t libturd
>>61714693
>>61714749
t. idpol brainlets
>Control the amount of slat you want to use with your phone
wat
Solar freaking salt dispensing roadways
>>61713187
/g/ is so salty right now
this guy is salting over all over you
>>61713187
>need a phone to dispense salt
>also need a fucking APP to dispense salt
>need to charge your salt dispenser
>salt dispenser spies on you and collects data
>>61713187
Just can't make this shit up.
>>61713187
Where's the pepper grinder version?
>>61716166
It's in the works. Rumor has it that it'll need to be within proximity of the salt grinder, and will only take peppercorns of a certain size due to the internals.
>>61716233
>salt grinder
But it doesn't grind salt. It only takes regular table salt.
>>61713187
wtf even is the point of this?
what's next? a smart toilet plunger that automatically unclogs and plays music after you unclog shit out of your toilet??
Why are business grads allowed to invent things?
>>61716275
Take note, /g/, this is how to become wealthy in this day and age.
>>61716275
Scissors that track your paper cutting progress via the cloud, paper towel holder that automatically places an order for the most expensive paper towels through Amazon when you're about to run out, or maybe a doorknob that tracks how many times the door is open and closed, and also plays waiting music via a bluetooth speaker.
>Rechargeable batteries that last up to 4 hours
>4 hours
>>61716286
Why is business even a course of study? Do useful shit and the money will come. Fucking bourgeoisie.
>>61716332
>toilet paper holder that orders individual rolls to be delivered via drone when you run out
>tracks how much you use and criticizes you/sells the info to big data companies to advertise fiber supplements to you
>smart mailbox that sends you an email when you get mail
>smart doorstop that tells you when the door is left open via sms
>disposable computers
is dark world we live in
>>61716415
There are phones from a god damn decade ago that have longer batteries than a salt shaker.
>>61716585
>orders individual rolls to be delivered via drone when you run out
Integrated Wi-Fi router?
>>61713187
This is why god has left us
>>61716609
>when youre at a picnic and your salt shaker runs out of batteries
>>61716609
Where you gonna fit the salt m8?
>>61716658
integrated 4g modem
>>61716690
>shot of black
>smooth funk starts playing in the background
This guy's a pro.
>>61713907
Damn if it at least had internet and drm salt I would consider. You never know the quality of those salts you buy.
>>61716751
2 rupees have been deposited into your Western Union account
>>61716859
>indians
>buying salt
How many levels of hilarious are you on?
>>61716658
>>61716710
Inside the toilet paper tube, and you can't reuse it because the electronics fry after the roll is empty.
>>61713785
I would have said Intel fans desu