Technical interview by a Pajeet for Amazon tomorrow. Wat do?

remember to wash your body and especially your hands with lots of soap before the interview so you don't smell like poo.

>>61707941

I am white, the interviewer will by a Pajeet.
7/10, got me reply.

just put one of those dots on your forehead

he will totally give you the job

>>61707958
then the same thing but replace all instances of your and you with his and he

>>61707941
You mean after the interview, right?

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>>61707922


Remember not to shake his left hand.

>>61708857
>three stones
Is that Indian variant of three seashells?

>>61707922
Remember to rub poo on your body before putting your clothes on. The stench will put Mr. Pajeet at ease and will make him more likely to want to work for you when you offer him a lower than normal wage.

>>61707922
Pronounce everything with B's

>>61708857
>Using water is less dirty than wiping shit away with paper
If you ever step in shit by accident, just rub it off with paper. Don't need water. According to your retard white "logic".

>>61707922
Offer him some curry
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>>61708857
>three stones

>>61707922
What title? SDE? Syseng? Did you have a phone screen already?