Hey fags, here's a quick story
>be me
>buys surface pro 2 second hand for 250 europoor, no warranty, battery shits itself
>contact Microsoft support via chat they say hey send it, we'll replace it for free.
>they send Surface pro 3, issues with pen, replacement has 3 month warranty, replace it again
>receive Surface pro 4, in box, new
>buy another broken SP3 for 200 euro, contact support, they offer free replacement, sell replacement for 500 euro
>TFW my Surface pro 4 is esentially free
MS has some great customer service desu
>>61697307
sauce?
>>61697352
but the device sort of costs 1150 euro, wtf
>>61697373
Stoya
>>61697393
danke
>>61697307
The values of selling yourself down the river to a company that is so titanic they would rather quickly deal with your problem by replacing it than they would spending money and time on technicians who actually gave a shit enough to properly diagnose and fix your problem.
that's because you are the product to Microsoft
You are just whoring yourself out for new tech, you slut.
>>61697307
what's the pic from?
>>61697535
Why is that a bad thing?
>>61697652
>you're the product
sure cunt, I'm using it only to work on photoshop on it, stay on your loonix anime machine
>>61697393
Mmmmph, Stoya.
>>61697664
pretty sure it's Stoya
>>61697707
It's not, really. When you get that big it's simply more efficient to throw free stuff at the problem.