>Sir, I'm going to need you to unlock your phone and laptop

>>61664357
> unlock
Maybe in GB. They may want you to power it on, seeing the lockscreen in enough for them.
> and laptop
You need to be a really dense faggot to carry a laptop in your hands in an airport.

>>61664396
>https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/14/business/border-enforcement-airport-phones.html

>Mr. Elsharkawi, 34, an American citizen, said in an interview on Monday that officers from the United States Customs and Border Protection repeatedly pressured him to unlock his cellphone so that they could scroll through his contacts, photos, apps and social media accounts.

>He said they threatened to seize the phone if he did not comply.

>Eventually, he relented, and a Homeland Security agent looked through his phone for about 15 minutes, he said.

LAND OF THE FREE

My files are stored encrypted on my server anyway. So I can decrypt my laptop no problem.

Go right ahead

>implying I'm stupid enough to carry a non-wiped phone or laptop with me knowing this scenario is possible

>>61664357
>he doesnt have a server he can ssh into for his files
>he doesn't keep his machines free of files except applications

here's a (((you)))

>>61664357
Get your hands off me you dirty cuban nigger.

>>61664464
They'd just stuff you into a coin locker and not take you out until the airport gets renovated.

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>>61664409
Nothing to hide! Nothing to hide!

It's okay, I don't have anything volatile on my devices. Everything I have saved is on a server, to which there's no link, because I've memorized it. When I need to connect to my porn folder full of big fake tit bitches I just open a VPN connection to my server and do whatever I want.

On my phone I'd just save messages to my server and delete everything before going. Naturally I'd delete all social media apps too so fuck you TSA.

It's not very hard, but I see why they do this. Dumb sand niggers don't cover up anything so all the terrorists get caught.

>>61664357
>Sure thing officer, right after you sign this official NDA statement.

>>61664540
>agent sees a clean phone with no apps
>raises suspicions
>notes down IMEI and MAC address of your devices
>now flagged by the NSA and subject to more investigation

My work has offices in Fatistan and UK, and the company is autistic when it comes to guarding trade secrets. It counts as gross negligence if I take my laptop through US border.

Got around it by having a desktop with identical hardware in two countries, and carrying an M.2 SSD with me. They unlock my phone but I don't care about the stupid shit on my facebook.

>>61664667
Here's your NDA

DENIED
ENTRY
STAMP

>>61664824
>and carrying an M.2 SSD with me

hope you have that m.2 ssd shoved way up your ass

>>61664667
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SIR
PLEASE PUT DOWN THAT GUN
SIR

BANG BANG BANG

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>buy cheap flip phone
>shove in sim
>travel without trouble

>>61664409
>Elsharkawi
there's your problem

>>61664434
>>61664464
>>61664493
>>61664540
Sir, please calm down.
I just need to verify that Portable Electronic Devices,
brought on US soil belong to you and/or they are functioning correctly

>>61665127
This isn't an erotic roleplay board go back to r/femdom

I worked for airport security for Canada.

The most I ever recall being asked of passengers was to turn on their laptops and nothing else.
OK cool it powers on, please go right ahead.


Everyone was aware it was all just for show, we know the rules are stupid, but we do follow them or our asses get teamed about it.
We tried to get people through with the least hassle, I don't ever recall seeing anyone being pulled aside for further interrogation in my short time there.

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>>61664357
>"Sorry sir I do not know my password. I use what's called a password manager to store all my passwords. No sir I cannot unlock my password database as it is secured by a keyfile which I do not have with me"

I'm an Egyptian sandnigger with the 2nd most common mudslime name (i was born in merrica) and I've NEVER been stopped at the airport, not once.
I calmly put my thinkpad running arch on the xray thing with everything else, pass through the scanner and go on my Merry way.

What the fuck is this fear of the TSA that /g/ seems to have?

And I'm going to have to ask you to remove yourself from my property, "sir".

>>61664357
>YO, HOL UP CRACkA US CANTZ DIDZ DAT TO AN AFRICAN AMERICAN DAYUM

>O-ok, I apologize mr. Tyrone

>>61665199
Desu it's mainly because a lot of tards are ripping out computer pieces and filling that shit with drugs and then lining the walls with fake shit to get around scanners.
They only really escalate once you start objecting and acting sketchy. I don't get why for some people they think the best way to act around authorities who can ruin your life is to be some smartass.

>>61665199
This. I've never had to do more than power on my laptop.

>mfw had a shit one on one trip and it took two minutes to turn on/off

Absolutely fucking spaghetti

>Carry dumbphone with your sim card in it
>Ship your phone and laptop to your destination before hand
>Get stopped by security faggots
>???
>Profit

>>61664889
It's in my luggage, no one cares about a tiny pcb

just never leave the US.

>>61665561
TSA doesn't need to stop you because NSA already has you on a list

>>61664396
I fly outside of Europe at least once a month and within the UK and Europe twice a month
In most airports, they just ask you to turn it on and that's it

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>>61664409

>>61665199
is it just because they don't want laptop bombs?

>>61665748
>>Ship your phone and laptop to your destination before hand

>customs opens your package as it enters the US
>FBI knocks at your door an hour later

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>>61665540
>"You have randomly been selected for further investigation. Please follow us".

>>61665540
how do you plan to use your laptop then dumbass

>take the cyanide hidden in my fake tooth
nothin personel, police(wo)man
haha get it?
cuz hes a pussy

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>>61665896

>>61665540
>Sorry sir, you think it's encryption but it's actually /dev/urandom

>>61665877
you can store it online and access it on another machine at your destination or just lie about the keyfile and because they have no way of knowing whether you actually use one

>>61664357
This laptop and phone belong to my company, not me. I'll give you the numbers for our legal, IT and security teams so you can officially request access from the owners.

>proceed to waste their time

>>61664357
I neither own a phone nor a laptop. And before you ask - yes, I am virgin by choice.

>>61664409
>Elsharkawi
>American citizen
sure bud

>>61664396
>You need to be a really dense faggot to carry a laptop in your hands in an airport.
I do this all the time. I don't ever leave the house without my laptop. You would be a fool to trust the luggage people handling your cargo.

>>61665031
>>61667654
Thats rude. We arabs are American immigrants just like you

>>61667275
>wasting THEIR time
>as you try to catch a flight
fucking brilliant m8y

>there are people here who don't wipe their phone / laptop when travelling

>>61668063
"No"

>>61668063
If you're born in a country, you're not an immigrant.

>>61664357
>adblock logo on the right

What would actually happen to me as a person with no social media or phone?

>>61665785
What if my battery doesn't work and I don't have a charger instead planning on buying a solar panel and DC-Dc converter once I arrive?

>>61664357

Neither my phone nor tablet are locked. Knock yourself out.

>Tries to search browser history so he and his buddies can laugh at my choice of porn.
>"What's Firefox Focus anon?"
>"It means your done. Give me back my shit and go back to your placebo airline security".

>>61668609
if your parents were here illegally, you need to be sent back with them.

>>61664357
"Sorry, I'm not carrying any electronics."

I flew for the first time last week at a major airport, and I was surprised at how little TSA cared. I had an external hard drive in my carry-on, and they didn't even want to check if it worked.

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>>61664848
If you're a citizen, hop the border or gang-rush across the line. They're not going to capture and *deport* an American Citizen once they've processed you criminally (for illegal entry) and determined you ARE a citizen.

>>61664409
>LAND OF THE FREE

Free enough for me to tell the cop I don't have to show him anything without a warrant, and if he breaks the law by forcing something out of me I have a reasonable chance of winning the legal case I'll bring against him.

Turns out that even the president can't just write off the constitution, and the constitution applies to all people inside the U.S. whether they are citizens or not.

>>61664357
>Ctrl+alt+F2
>Login: xguest
>Password:
>xguest@apollyon:~$ id -Z
context=xguest_u:xguest_r:xguest_t:s0:c0
>clear && history -c

Here you go, officer.

>>61664782
This

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>>61664357
>DHL tower to location
>Carry on internal HDD
>The looks from that security team
Priceless

>>61665838
They can check for that by popping the back off. They don't need your login credentials for that.

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>>61664357
>A hour later

>>61664898
>Later that year...
We, the jury, find former agent Pastrelli guilty on all charges of attempted homicide, dereliction of duty, gross incompetence, and conduct unbecoming an officer.

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>>61669319
>Not posting the hansen version

>>61664357
What if your phone and laptop died and you can't power it on

>>61669423
>We apologize for the inconvenience sir, but you'll need to come with us for a moment.

>>61669401
Best shit I've seen in awhile

>>61664782
> he doesn't spoof his IMEI and MAC
Asking for it

>>61669456
>>61669401
Too bad /g/ doesn't allow sound

>>61668827
If you were born inside the borders of the US, you're legally an American citizen. Cry about it.

>>61669103
>I have the right to fly on an airplane.
Nigger, get real.
>>61664357
boot off a usb into an encrypted luks partition
>Havnt installed windows yet, sir :3

>>61668804
>and then everyone stood up an clapped
>and then the tsa agent fainted

>>61668827
>>61668609
Im 2nd gen and both my parents have an American nationaliy.
>>61668566
Why? I pay my taxes.

>>61669503
Whats the source movie/show?

>>61664357
Why would I bring anything with that government agents may want to snoop at with me on a plane? Hell, if the Trump administration gets what they want, then we won't even be able to bring any electronics larger than a large smartphone on a plane anyways so it's not like I'd be able to bring my laptop unless I wanted to pay more for checked luggage. Not that I ever plan on flying anyways, driving is cheaper and has less bullshit to put up with.

>>61669814
The Core (2003)

>>61664357
>No you aren't.

>>61669560
I doubt he meant he has the right to fly but that he has the right not to be searched without a warrant

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>>61664357
>*boots up*
>Fans whir up like a screaming banshee
>Custom anime bios screen appears
>Still booting
>Finally waifu starts loading
>Graphics hiccup because waifu takes a lot of processing power
>Fans whir even louder, heat is blasting out the side,
>And we have command line
>Waifu is running just fine in the background
>attach throat mike and headset
>'waifu-chan please unlock my computer'
>fans are now as loud as a jet engine
>heat is blasting out the side
>TSA agent says something, can't hear them over the fans
>the waifu's response is finally rendered
>'but sensei...'
> the wall begins to melt from the heat
> 30 minutes of weeb chat later
> computer finally unlocked
> there is no more security line
> everything is on fire

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>>61670238
KEK

>>61664409
Fake news.

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>>61670029
Well not really. Some states allow "stop and frisk" searches, and airports are considered "border areas" so rights are limited. I dont agree with these policies 100%, but thats tbe way it is right now. If one were to refuse a search, they would be (best case) refused service by the airline.

As per electronics:
>[...] searches of electronic devices fall under the standard for suspicionless property searches at the international border (United States v. Arnold, 2007). Under this position, the government asserts that it can open, access (via login or password), and search through all electronic information stored on travelers' electronic devices. CBP officers may also make copies of the files contained therein or may confiscate the electronic device for further study.
https://www.elsevier.com/connect/what-are-your-rights-at-airport-screenings-and-checkpoints

We wouldnt need these policies in a white ethnostate

Get tsa precheck idiot

>>61665199
Every fucking time I get my laptop swabbed. I fly about 8 times a year. What the fuck am I doing? I know it is for drugs since the laptop is around dangerous chemicals constantly and they are never followup questions

>>61664357
this is why you get a travel laptop and phone and leave your usual shit at home
god damn this country, that used to be advice you'd give out for people entering fucking China

I only ever take my credit card and passport when I travel. Buy some cheap clothes, a cheap phone and a cheap laptop if I need one. Costs a lot less than you would think, and no luggage to worry about.

>>61664357
Have fun cracking AES.

>>61671023
DOWN ON THE GROUND FUCKO

>>61664357
>going to need you
are you fucking retarded?
Everytime you make this shit thread you make this incorrect. Are you some kind of butthurt shitskin who got rejected and forced back into his shithole on US border?
kys

>land of the """free"""

AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I BEING DETAINED?

>No.
>Sit around for a few hours while you wait for your lawyer to show up
>Re-enter the country despite the bullshit "border exception" because as a citizen of the united states you cannot be barred from entry unless citizenship is revoked
Stop playing into scare tactics.

>>61664357
>turn 360° and walk away

>>61669246
>pop the back off
I take it you havent seen the majority of consumer laptops

>>61668827
>if your parents were here illegally, you need to be sent back with them.
So deport all white people and leave the land for native americans?

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>>61670238
Don't forget to plug it in. Battery will only last a couple of minutes.

>>61669103
> the constitution applies to all people inside the U.S. whether they are citizens or not
Lol

>>61671499
Wee took it over, native americans lost.

Now we are the holders of the america and shall try and defend our land from illegal immigrants via 4chan posts

>>61671600
Give it back, Tyrone.

>>61671555
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boumediene_v._Bush

it does at least in part.

>>61664409
Thought Police

Good thing I store everything in the cloud :^)

>>61664409
>Haisam Elsharkawi

Sorry but if you're an arab I have no sympathy.

>>61671499
Was no immibration law in Nadive Ameriga :DDD

Sure, my password is ChildPorn_Rulez13

13 is my nieces age btw, she's so cute.

>>61672148
You sound homeschooled

>>61669466
spoof IMEI? how?

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>itt people who have never watched the assy and canadass border security shows on netflix.
>stopping people, reading contacts, reading messaging conversations, all happen and are usually used to deny entry to visitor visa jump risks and rarely drug dealers.
>mfw the latest season they catch a furry with fur porn. They had to look at all of it and had to double check that hand drawn fur porn didn't violate cruelty to animals laws
>it didnt

>>61672643
Name of the show?

>>61671499
you can't take what nobody owned

>>61672696
seconded

>>61672696
>>61673121
It was the Canadian version with the furry.
Border Security: Canada's front line
...:Australia's....
...:America's...

>>Border Security: Border Security - 2021
Hidden compartments in a traveller’s backpack raise red flags. A snowboarder’s vehicle contains gear of a different variety. Unmarked pills are discovered in a student’s luggage. Officers have a wolf by the tail, and he's short of funds. The discovery of a deadly weapon leaves mail centre officers stunned

I've had this on Sunday. Was flying from a Russian airport TO a Russian airport (so basically, I was flying in the fucking country) and when I got to Moscow Sheremetyevo (SVO) the lady tells me to power on the laptop. I was like WTF?

I powered on the laptop. ASUS logo. She says "thank you". I then turned it off and that was it.

> mfw she just checked if it's encrypted

>>61664357
they did this to me at the Canada border they went through everything on my phone emails images apps you name it

>>61673166
Thanks

>>61673198
> leaves will still be complaining about having to avoid going to the US because invasive border security

>>61673241
No i was an American going into Canada through the Dakota / Sasq border

>>61673260
I wasn't complaining about Americans but about the Canucks who can't stop whining about muh fascist drumpf borders when they literally do the same shit or worse in their fucking country

>>61673173
She was actually checking if it's an actual laptop and not a dummy casing for a bomb or something similar. It's common in Eastern Europe to tell airport security to do that. I live in Bulgaria and they tell our airport security to check for that too.

What if I'm in the process of installing gentoo?

>>61673422
>SIR STEP BACK FROM THE DEVICE NOW

>>61665967
kek

>>61667642
so you browse 4chan in an internet cafe or what?

>>61673173
nah they just check if it turns on so. cause if it didnt it could be likely you replaced some parts with bags of drugs

>>61673386
>>61674026
Oh, thanks for the input.

>>61664357
>Make me, chief.
What happens in America now?

>>61665606
You could do that, but the x-ray machines there were colored, so different colors meant different things

So lets say you put something 'organic' inside your laptop , it would really stand out on the screen against everything.

They also have controls like contrast , which in a way acted like a zoom .

Also our goal was to stop dangerous objects, not drugs.

If you took some 'oregano' with you, we wouldn't care BUT the people at where you landing probably would.
Now bricks of shit is a different issue.

>>61670596
I really can't say , might be just bad luck,
Back then there was an agent or two that had a list of all the flights for that day, and they were supposed to randomly select 1-2 people from each flight for a more thorough search.
I am not talking about anal cavity search, more dump out your bag and swap shit.
It was a 10-15 min inconvenience at most.


Honestly, like I said, we all knew it was bullshit
and most of us were not hard asses about shit.
Could you bring a container that was 20ml over the limit ? we turned a blind eye to that.

>>61664396
>> and laptop
>You need to be a really dense faggot to carry a laptop in your hands in an airport.

1 hand luggage. At the security check you are literally walking with your laptop in your hands. Are you stupid?

>>61669401
>>61669503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiBI0yrtHUo

>>61665540
>you are granted no access. Get back to the shithole which originated you.

>>61664540
>yfw TSA has never caught a terrorist

it's all worth it

>>61675042
People did sometimes bring with them DVD players or consoles.
Of course those can't be just turned on, but as I said in my earlier posts if it looked fine in the xrays then it just keeps going on.


To give an example of the x-ray colors, the operator could tell when a bottle was empty or when it was filled with liquid.


The canadian version of TSA was really chill, the lines were almost never long and people went through security typically in a matter of a few minutes.

Not to say we were lax in security, but an old man with tiny pair of scissors is not the same was Abdula with a knife.

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>>61664357
Never have this problem

>>61664782
>not saying it's a work phone with a security protocol requiring a weekly wipe to ensure no data is lost, obviously declaring it is backed up to an offsite server which you don't have access to

Christ you assburgers can't come up with shit and just bend over with your zit lined faces and let tsa niggers cavity search you.

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>>61664357
>put everything in the cloud
>lock the cloud app with a pin
>unlock the phone
>handle to the officer
>stock apps nothing there
>asks to unlock cloud app
>data not on a phone but DC
>tfw he needs a warrant
>tfw he can't seize your phone
>AMERICA

>walking into a country with a laptop full of your anime cartoon CP

It's like you're asking to get buttfucked

>>61672318

all the bullshit we go through at the airport is because of arabs. we pat down western kids and waste everyone elses time when we could just focus on Arabs, the ones that do literally ALL the terrorism.

>>61669246
I'd rather turn it on than have some tech-illiterate employee open it up desu

I'm traveling tomorrow and whipped an old laptop out of storage with a new hdd/fresh copy of kubuntu

I don't do shit on my aside for call/text/navigation

Am I good to travel bro's?

>>61665877
>implying that was the truth

>>61669423
They actually warn you on your ticket and the website now

>>61672272
kek

>>61676719
>cartoon
>CP
Pick one.

>>61678252
Warn you about what? That you need battery power to enter the country?

>>61678374
Yes. They say that your devices need to be charged and that outlets are available.

>>61664409
>Elsharkawi
0 fucks given

>>61669850
Do you neets understand that some people have jobs that require travel?

>>61677588
Well, that isn't true. The Unabomber was white. The oklahoma city bombings were perpetuated by whites. Most school shooters are caused by whites. Most abortion clinic bombings are done by white people. Arabs do not have a monopoly on being assholes.

>>61668652
If you aren't a US citizen, whatever the border control guy wants to happen. That visa you have doesn't give you the right to enter, he does.

>>61678668
How many of those could have been prevented by browsing through the perpetrators' Facebook?

>>61672420
Reverse engineer. You can Change the IMEI pretty easily on old phones.

>>61669115
Do they even know what is gnu?

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>>61670238
>replace sensei with kuso teitoku
literally me

>>61664396
>You need to be a really dense faggot to carry a laptop in your hands in an airport.
I carry it in my carry on.

>>61671499
>and leave the land for native americans?
You realise they didn't exactly pop out of the ground on american soil right. They also travelled here. And since they didn't even manage to establish a nation they definitely don't have more claim to it than the anglos do.

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Sir, I'm gonna need you to kiss my fat ass!

>>61678331
If you jack off to a child getting molested you're a pedo. No choose one about it

>>61679556
Drawings aren't CP.

>>61679566
Doesn't this depend on which state you're in?

>>61679618
Legally yes, logically no. A drawing is not a child.

>>61664357
how about an bogus account set up solely for this bullshit? can they do anything about that?