>his main machine is a laptop

>>61611638
>his
fuck off

what is this image supposed to portray

>>61611638
>go carry your desktop to class

>>61611724
my gf

>>61611724
a variable to a reaction of my dick

>>61611638
is this a woman?

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>>61611638
>owning computers

>>61611757
>is this a woman?
The world is so fucked that this is now a legitimate question to ask when seeing a picture of someone dressed like a woman.

It's an AIO

>>61611958
that's just what I was thinking when you posted that

>>61611757
>is this a woman?

Yes, she's gotten e-famous for looking like a real-life Realdoll.

>>61611958
>The world is so fucked that this is now a legitimate question to ask when seeing a picture of someone dressed like a woman.
>>61611970
>that's just what I was thinking when you posted that

This fucking current year. Get me off this ride.

>>61611638
How dare you assume my gender

>2k17
>using laptop or desktop instead of offshore terminal server

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>>61612016

>>61612016
It doesn't bother me that much anymore. If I answer "yes" to the question "would I fuck that person" then I just tell myself that it's a woman.

>>61611638
would fuck his ass

>>61611958
just look at their hands dumbass. If you can't tell you spend too much time on the shittier boards on 4chan

>>61611958
The world doesn't have that problem.
It's 25 year old virgins who spends 90% of their waking hours on the internet

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>>61611638
that's some A grade mesmerizing bitch.

>>61612388
>skelly arms

disgusting

>>61612380
I'm 24 and a non-wizard since 17, I still had that question

>>61611638
>>61612388
Post more, she's perfect.

>ITT: thirsty virgins
don't worry lads I am sure you'll get accepted to hogwarts in a few years

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>>61612405
as much as I can agree with you my man, I still do enjoy those girls that make you feel like you are staring into the void.

>>61612462
Been there, done that. Fucking nightmare.

>>61612445
I'm stuck here because I actually knew someone remarkably similar, now I'm thinking back and daydreaming
Dumbass me had to date her older cousin and not her, welp

>>61612472
pillow animu retardation don't count, you virgin fag

>>61612511
wow, real original

>>61612511
so edgy, you seem to be that normie cunt that everyone forgets. Must be hard being nothing.

>>61612519
>>61612597
hahahahah, i must have touched a delicate spot

>>61612597
>that normie cunt
says the fuckboy who
>wears shoes he bought at the mall
>can't solve a system of differential equations
>can't play a musical instrument
>can't drive stick
>listens to playlists and not full albums
you peasant virgins make me sick

>>61612462

MUH DICK

>>61611764
Nice meme anon, it would be a shame if I stole it.

>>61612649
hahahahah, i must have touched a delicate spot

>>61612649
>>listens to playlists and not full albums
that's literary the non-normie thing to do

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>desktops in 2017

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>>61612630
nah man, don't project.

>>61612649
you made me laugh, it's opposite day right? also no way in hell I would drive automatic or live in a mall, that's a typical americunt thing. Don't you do that and just stay fat eating burgers all day?

Both of you, have some more soulless bitch.

>>61612730
>gartner belt tat

UGHUGHUGH

>>61612725
Whatever happened with that? I remember the prototypes got stolen.

>>61612748
Those are concepts, they never get an actual release

>>61612692
>"they're the Normans, not me!"
>anon claims as he sits in his chair purchased at ikea, using a computer running the windows operating system
just face it: you're a peasant who is never going to make it. You are 4chan's equivalent of a basic bitch. I am honestly surprised you haven't killed yourself yet.

>>61612762
First, I use a random fucknut computer chair, not related to IKEA, second I run ESXi and switch between several OS's constantly.
Also, I'm ignorant about mortality and enjoy even the shittiest of days too much to consider quitting.

>>61612762
Third, I never said I do that, did I?
Checkmate Atheists.

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>>61612762
I remember when trolling was a art

>>61611638
Fucking hell I wanna smoke. But nah. Don't wanna start something that may become a habit.

>>61612853
you'd probably cry and chough on your tears if you tried

games are pretty fucking boring these days. all the good ones don't even require a strong gpu. you can definitely do well with a laptop

>>61611638
Wait
This is a cosplay of that one chick from Pulp Fiction right?

Fuck the things I would do to her. I'd hold her hand so hard, and make the shit out her lunches, and even sometimes massage her feet like the dirty slut I am.

>>61612882
>all the good ones don't even require a strong gpu
kek, sure if you run them at fucking sub-console settings

I want to see 3 year old games like Witcher running on a "weak" GPU at 1440p 60FPS at least, ALL GUI accessible settings maxed.

>>61612730
I get a hardware, if you know what i mean

>>61612907
>This is a cosplay of that one chick from Pulp Fiction right?
Mia? Yes.

>>61612853
It's not addictive in my experience if you make it similar to buying a chocolate bar once a month rather than a default activity to do when not working.

>>61612882
>>61612919
>Chess

>>61612853
Just smoke cigars every once in a while, it's what I do.

>>61612935

post more for fucks sake

>>61612944
>>61612956
This, I never understood how it's "addictive", I've been a Sunday smoker for 15 years, sometimes I don't even smoke for weeks in a row at all, without feeling any negative effect.

>>61612944
Don't listen to this retard.

t. former smoker

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>>61611764
>>61612671
Off you go!

>>61612967
You don't have the personality for it then. That doesn't change the fact that most people who start do get addicted, and it's a fucking terrible thing to do to yourself. Seriously, just don't. It's a dumb gamble.

>>61612971
You can't say that, addiction in pretty personal and affects people differently, there are people who can do hard drugs for years without getting addicted or feeling any carwings

>>61612984
No, I don't doubt you can smoke without getting addicted. But we have decades of proof to show that it's not the case for many, many people. It's too risky to even start. Why do you think people who did get hooked are deathly serious when they tell you not to bother?

>>61612983
>>61612997
>personality
addiction has nothing to do with personality, the personality part comes into play if you get crawlings and can deny them some people don't get them in the first place
literary like buying chocolate from time to time

>>61612967
>sunday smoker
Uh, when I said cigars I didn't even mean every damn week.
I only do it when I'm up at my cabin with family, it's more of a social thing, and that's not even that often.
Cigars are """fine""" in moderation, but cigarettes will kill you and chew will just rot your teeth out.

this woman scares me desu

>>61611638
Why wouldn't it be? Most of my computer use is easily handled by my laptop. I mainly just use my desktop for gayman.

>>61613005
>addiction has nothing to do with personality

When I say personality, I mean the qualities that make you you. That includes genetic factors, like predisposition to addiction.

>>61612997
>>61613009
You know what else will kill you? Oxygen, it's literary oxidizing the blood in your veins as we speak.

>>61613028
All about how and when you go, anon.
Would you rather die of lung cancer or mouth cancer at 40 or live healthy until 60-70?

>>61613028
You must be young. It's okay, you'll develop a sense for your own mortality eventually. Try not to get yourself killed in the meantime.

>>61611638
My motherboard was DOA and I already decommissioned my old PC so until I get a replacement I'm using my laptop. It's a 3ghz i7 with 16gb or ddr3 so I'm not complaining.

>>61613050
>>61613054
>live healthy until 60-70?
why do people do this? being a fucking old faggot for decades instead of living happily into your 50's and still going out when you actually are a human being and not a fucking faggy bag of bones nobody want's to even fuck, yet alone jerk off

>>61613064
Are you a regular smoker? How long have you been doing it?

The enjoyment goes away eventually. In time, it just leaves you feeling like shit, smelling like shit, and your teeth a beautiful shade of brown.

>>61613054
>develop a sense for your own mortality eventually.
This is bad, the happiest people live their lives being ignorant about their mortality.

>>61613064
I dunno, my granpa's in his 60s and he's pretty spry for his age.

>>61612388
That's a shoop, I can tell by the pixels

>>61613079
I'm far happier today than in my reckless youth where I experimented with shit tons of drugs. I don't live for today, I live for something greater. Making consistent progress towards goals. Living in the moment is for insects.

>>61613078
I already said how long
it's okay though, I have no life anymore, for a long time, I just enjoy technology and loneliness, smoking is a great way to deliver nicotine into your brain, it does wonders when you are working and need extra concentration

>>61613106
Why not switch to vaping? Yes it's faggy, bla bla. But it's undoubtedly a "healthier" way to get nicotine. No combustion, far fewer chemicals.

>>61613102
>I don't live for today, I live for something greater. Making consistent progress towards goals. Living in the moment is for insects.
You're done goofed.
Also, being ignorant about your mortality does not mean you're living in the moment, even though that's the preferred way of living once you have reached financial steadiness.

>>61613128
To each his own, my dude. I'm too neurotic to live in the moment. I need something outside myself to strive for.

>>61613120
I do vape, just not full time
thanks for caring

nicotine addiction sucks, cigs don't even do that much. even kratom is stronger and doesn't cause cancer.

also
>smoking menthols

>>61611958
Boipucci>>>vagina

>>61611724
poor use of photoshop

honestly, speaking as >>61612944,

>>61612997
>>61612983
>>61612971

is correct. Sure, I don't have an addictive personality, but basically everyone does statistically, so it's best to just ignore cigarettes since they no longer have their "cool" factor that was memed into existence in the 50s.

>>61613504
>Boipucci
only emaciated white "men" use this word. I bet you're wearing a chastity belt right now.

>>61611638

Who's this dude? He's pretty handsome.

>>61613734
my wife


hands off smelly nerds

>>61613828
uhh actually >>61611735

back the h*ck off

>>61613856
wife > gf

n*rd

>>61613064
You'd be surprised how many old people go to the doctor for erectile dysfunction drugs. Last semester I had a 93 year old guy with two girlfriends come and ask for a boost. He is quite healthy too.

you shouldnt be on /g/ unless you own a desktop pc that you built yourself

>>61614441
you shouldn't be on 4chan unless you're above 18 years of age

>>61611958
>The world is so fucked that this is now a legitimate question to ask when seeing a picture of someone dressed like a woman.
no, you're just too stupid to recognize photoshop.
so you believe the shitposting faggots who spam sexy woman photos with photoshopped cocknballs on them as being real trannies.. when in reality what real drag queens look like is very, very far from beautiful, let alone what a real woman looks like

>>61614678
Who the hell said anything about drag queens? Do you know what a drag queen is?

Why would I use anything other than a laptop? My computing needs are not so great that I need a desktop with multiple dedicated graphics cards, and as such the ability to move my computer around wherever I go is more pertinent. Tablets are pure garbage, with the exception maybe of Microsoft's Surface Pro line, which are really just touchscreen laptops with detachable keyboards if you think about it. Smartphones can't really be used for all of my computing needs (although they're okay for shitposting on 4chan and watching youtube while on the bus), so a laptop is best for general purpose computing in my case.

>>61614678
>no, you're just too stupid to recognize photoshop.
>so you believe the shitposting faggots who spam sexy woman photos with photoshopped faces & bodies as being real woman.. when in reality what real woman look like is very, very far from beautiful
FTFY

Correction:
My main machine is a 14 year old laptop

Stop talking shit and post more of her

chick is a BABE

>>61614828
>>61614880
https://www.instagram.com/kinashen/?hl=en

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>>61615414
thanks senpai

I haven't turned on my desktop in at least two months

Muh LibreBoot

>>61613151

wait...there are other kratom users on /g/ besides me?

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really activates my almonds

>>61615770
>discord
>windows

>>61611958
>the fact that you said "someone dressed like"

>>61615837
thanks for the (you), my friend!

>>61614705
they look just as ugly as the other terms of the same meaning.
>>61614788
difference is woman CAN be beautiful even without photoshop/makeup

men are destined to always be ugreeeeee

>>61614788
>he's never seen a good looking woman irl
this is why people call you a faggot anon.

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>>61611638
>tfw main rig just died
>tfw T420S running mint is now my main rig

>>61611638
>his main posting is shit

>>61612803
an*

Xddddd

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>>61616660
U got troled lololololol
#mastertrole2017

>I miss the good old days

>>61612063
is it realistic yet to just use a netbook and do all your work logged into a remote virtual machine session

>>61616537
Max out the RAM, pop in an SSD or two, maybe do the IPS mod and it'll be a lot nicer.

>>61617020
Depends on connection availability. Personally I prefer an ultrabook so I can do some heavier tasks locally as well.

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>>61611638

my lease ran out and i spent a few months air bnb'ing at the gold coast

my i7 was in storage and i lived off my MacAir... it was a refreshing experience

totally doable if where your staying has a big tv you can wack a usb stick in and watch kino on

if not the sound and the screen really does shit you after a while ... especially when your audio system is practically a holograph generator and your hand build sub regularly pushes 115db on the measurement mic

a laptop powerful enough to do things a desktop can do

just plug it in to a dock when youre home or at work and you got everything up and running

>>61612405
>>61612462
>>61612472
ATTENTION FATTIES: Die, plebeians. Your desires are repugnant. Women today need weight loss. All fat people are ugly.

>>61612730
>that tattoo
This confirms status as ultraslut

>>61615474
She's still incredibly good looking even without makeup.

>>61611757
It's horrible, but I can never tell if someone is a woman or a man dressed up as a woman. This is why I always refer to everyone as "it" unless I personally see their genitalia.

>>61614302
>needing drugs to get it up
yup, life's over
you really didn't think your post though, did you?

>>61619103
>>61619103
>without makeup
Are you blind?

>>61621070
that's not a lot of makeup at all

>>61611638
cute

>>61611724
Peak femininity

>>61611724
A hot woman with an unique fashion style.

whats a good laptop to get for terraria on high settings and browsing 4chan/watching movies?

how about this?

https://www.cnet.com/products/dell-inspiron-15-7579-2-in-1-15-6-core-i5-7200u-8-gb-ram-256-gb-ssd-english-i75795588grypus/specs/

>>61611757
my thought exactly; picture looks like it was made in 3ds max

>>61611724
a high class escort

>>61612803
Hum this guy didnt make a mass shooting in usa ? He was from uk

>>61623716
Is that an attempt at bait?

>>61611724
A literal dude with a 30cm dick

>>61611724
a tranny escort with the sense of fashion of a 16 years old mallgoth weeaboo

nah mane

>>61611724

MUH DICK

>>61611724
Peak Bogdanese appearance
>>61611757
No it is a Bogdacopter

>>61613528
>since they no longer have their "cool" factor that was memed into existence in the 50s.

is that the only reason to not smoke? jesus, what about your health?

>>61613106
it doesn't make you concentrate. you only feel that way because you can't concentrate due to the nicotine withdrawals that occur every 45 to 60 minutes after smoking. you light one up, the distracting craving goes away, and you can suddenly concentrate. non-smokers don't have this problem, anon.

i'm not even trying to be a dick. i smoked for 10 years and just recently quit after reading a book. it's not a lame self-help book, it doesn't try to scare you into quitting, and it's not bullshit. i kept telling myself i didn't want to quit, that i liked smoking. but who enjoys smelling like that? yellow teeth? bad breath? high blood pressure?

nobody would smoke cigarettes if they didn't contain the addictive substance nicotine. all the excuses we make for smoking are just rationalizations.

if anybody wants the book, i'll send you the epub. it helped me and a couple other friends quit.

>>61624247
Got a name for the book? I know a bunch of people in that boat.

>>61624287
allen carr's easyway to stop smoking

the name sounds gimmicky as fuck, i know, but you can download (steal) it and give it to your friends. definitely worth a try.

i smoked for 10 years, most of that pretty heavily. i quit cold turkey after reading this book. no patches, no gum, no weaning myself off of cigarettes. nothing. i honestly just didn't want to smoke again.

here's the gist of the book: non-smokers already get this, but smokers don't: smoking doesn't actually do anything for you. people claim it helps them relax at times, and concentrate at others, but smoking a cigarette only accomplishes one thing. it makes you feel like a non-smoker for a few minutes. after you light up, you don't crave a cigarette. that's it. it doesn't make you relax. it doesn't make you concentrate. it makes you stop wanting a cigarette for 45 minutes. but the craving slowly creeps back, and you "need" another one just to push the cravings away.

quitting smoking isn't a sacrifice. there's nothing good about it, so you won't be giving up anything.

>>61611638
That is some nasty ass finish under that sink.
Ruins the entire picture.
So bad.

>>61624464
i thought i was the only one who noticed it
>inb4 someone calls us both faggots

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>>61611638

>>61624464
>>61624548

faggots

>>61612748
its a triple monitor razer he cant even use it cause the moment he turned it on a nuclear power station will dry out