>Open Dailymotion video
>Computer hard crashes
>boot up computer
>releases mustard gas
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>open /g/
>motherboard flashed with malware
>Read /g/ sticky
>Gentoo installs itself
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>Dailymotion
>open 4chan
>wanted serial rapist makes off my with mom
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>Dailymotion