>I'm here for the job interview
>>61585850
You did R300?
>>61585850
>"First things first, Pajeet. Here you are absolutely requiered to poo in loo and wipe your ass with toilet paper. I know your culture dictates pooing wherever you are when nature calls you and wiping with your left hand is seen as normal, but your need both hands to type on a keyboard. Sooo, are you fine with that?"
it's a bomb!
>>61585850
Get out the back then and show me your best vindaloo
You're hired!
t. Leather jacket man
>>61585886
KEK
>>61586403
Have a stroke.
>>61585850
This dude looks like a Key & Peele character
>>61586486
No one would ever believe it.
>>61585850
My office unironically has instructions in every toilet booth telling them to sit down
>>61585850
GIven your curriculum, you're hired.
Now how do you morally feel about creating patent free, clean room, reverse engineered version of a x86 CPU?
We will just call it "PC Compatible".
>>61586521
I wonder if his wife knows his last two GPU archs were massive frauds and thinks less of him for it.
>>61586774
What? Raja? no no no, that's Pablo Hernandez, totally different guy, intel. He did the CPU on his own and i'm pretty sure he didn't knew that the CPU would actually be x86 compatible!
But if you want to sue him, go ahead.
>>61586865
Oh, well, sadly Pablo got deported by trump so you can't actually sue him.
Now we hired this mohamed guy that will totally not try to make an x86 compatible CPU, we swear.
>>61586887
I recognize him,enemy of the Israeli state called USA.
>>61586892
Oh gosh! Sadly Mohamed blew himself up, but he left some nice CPU plans i'm pretty sure Mr.Mario here can go on, and they're 100% original.
>>61585850
Lol nice one curry boi gimme my lunch and get outta here
>>61586984
snek is cute