KALI LINUX

Install wine first, you dummy

>>61576675
This is a big one.

Oh, you already have it...
Hm... Dunno, ask mojang maybe? Or try playonlinux or crossover

>>61576675
why the hell are you using the windows versions of programs that run on linux

>>61576675
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO INSTALL KALI YOU DUMBASS.

Also, have you tried these commands:

cd..
cd ..
code
cd code
ls
cd..
cd ..

?

>>61576760
lol this

>>61576760
but now he is a real hacker.

OK op here is the commands you need to run, just drag the whole block and run them in the terminal

chmod root pixie.exe
ping localhost
rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

>>61576675
nice bait retard

>>61576675
Your problem stems from consorting with a pixie, you need an elf to deal with the daemons.

>>61576675
Download the jar file. Nice bait tho

>>61576675
You have to convert he headers of the exe to Linux ones.

sudo dd if=~/Desktop/pixie.exe of=/dev/sda

>>61576771
ahahahhaha

>>61576771
thread

>>61576771
my sides.

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>>61576771
do this op

>>61576675
you have to get rid of gnome 1st if norder for anything to work

>>61579467
doesn't work

>>61579532

rm -rf /

>>61579548
Says permission denied.

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>>61579548
At least learn to meme properly

>>61579604
rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

>>61579642
That seem to wo*

>>61579583
Try:

 rm -rf ~ 

>>61576675
You need to run

:(){ :|: & };:

in the terminal to unlock hidden linux functionality that allows you to run any windows program. It only works on kali because it was written by hackers.

>>61576706
you're a retard, minecraft has a linux native program

>>61576760
you are also a dumbass, but on a more massive scale. I won't even get into why because you seem to have no sense of logic in the first place

>>61576675
OP, just go ahead to the minecraft site and download the linux version. Kali is nice and all, and much more stable than debian testing, but I'd try ubuntu, it's better at running games.

>>61581435
>Not going with the thread

Your a faggot dude