>be asleep >*ding ding* >check phone >Your Google

>>61575798
works on my machine

Yeah man that was me can you paste the code

>>61575798
You allow your phone to wake you up with random notifications?! use Do Not Disturb, anon!

>>61576147
Sure! 676 108

>>61576147
Hey it's me ur brother

I know this thread is dead but I tgought it was pretty funny OP imo

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>>61575798
>be asleep
>*ding ding*
>no notifications

>

>*ding ding*
>It's my wife's phone
>She is sexting with another guy

>Be awake
>*bring bring*
>check phone
>"Some asshole you haven't talked to since high school commented on a random photo"

HOW DO I TURN THIS SHIT OFF???

>>61576957
I don't think people get it

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>be asleep
>*ding ding*
>continue sleeping
>wake up and see what it was
>missed call from boss
>call him back
>why aren't you at work
>I have work today? fuck

>>61577084
This is one of the worst feelings.

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>>61577084
>>61577094
>shift positions

>>61577027
>wife
cuck

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>be asleep
>suddenly max volume alarm starts ringing from phone
>check phone
>AMBER Alert