>finally get a job >java

>>61566223
wow what an amazing high quality post

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>>61566223
better than me
>finally get a job
>javascript

>finally get a job
>still disappointed in my life

>don't get a job

>finally get a job
>mcdonalds

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>apply for job
>minimum 32GiB experience

>>61566223
>>61566248
>>61566667
>>61567068
>>61567092
>>61567299
>>61567330
>>61567354
((((( GOOD POST QUALITY )))))

>>61567068
better than me
>finally get a job
>smalltalk

>>61567381
(((YOU'RE USING ECHOS WRONG)))

(((WHY DOES EVERYONE USE THESE WRONG)))

>looking for a job
>find a job
>miserable now

>>61566667
i licked a negro once

>>61567430
(((MEME)))

>>61567430
You can use it many ways my friend.

>>61567479
You can use it in many ways but only one way will be correct.

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>>61566223
What did you say about JAVA?

N-nothing boss

Hey! No talkie until i finish my coffee

o-ok

>>61567465
((((LISP))))

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>apply for job
>need to be .wav certified

>finally get 6-figure job
>javascript

>>61566223
Javas fine so long as you're not using in the way most retards do

Fico You, fag.
There is nothing wrong with Java.
Stop saying site, its a wonderful language language, its faster than c# and have some Nice pop paradigms

>finally get a job
>Visual basic 6
Kill me

>finally get a job
>Windows 2000

>>61568106
>faster than c#
not on desktop programs.

WinForms or WPF are much, much faster than Swing or AWT.

>>61566223
>Implying you'll find ever something that doesn't use java

>There are people in this board who went embedded in uni
They must hate money

>>61567456
>heaven knows

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>>61566223 (OP)
>apply for a java job
>receive a test project with 10 pages of instructions
>php

>>61567381
>>61567430
>>61567465
>finally get a job
>Lisp

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>>61566223
Java isn't bad.

>been working on a project for 5 years already
>was promised the project is going to switch to C++11
>we still use C++03
I'm too lazy to do anything about it.

>>61567068
Good

>>61570375
Hellish.

>>61567430
le_donald and Facebook cancer

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>>61566223
>get job right out of university
>VHDL

>>61570590
I can soo relate to that.

>>61572177
Picture

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>>61566223
>finally get a job
>CS degree is worthless because you actually have to know how to code

>>61572365
This is why I'm glad I'm teaching myself. I'll still be shit but won't have debt

>finally gets a job
>sorry we mixed you up with someone else