>forget to include studio.h

>professional programmer
>not coding your standard I/O functions

>>61560018
>Implying a professional after only 6 years

>>61560083
>reading comprehension

>>61560101
>implying copy and paste after 6 years is programming

>>61560018
I think gcc use some header automatically.

>professional programmer
>not using the write() system call directly

>>61560428
some functions will be included even without the headers, i don't think the entire stdio.h will though. but you should always use -Wall -Werror anyway.

>been a professional programmer for 6 years
>#include <studio.h>
>write long program
>1 compile error
>proggy.cpp:1:20: fatal error: studio.h: No such file or directory
>couldn't fix it to save my life
>get fired

>>61560534
>professional programmer
>having time for that show-off shit

>>61560602
whomst are you quoting

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>>61560018
why can't you go back and add it?

>>61560610
Professional programmers get in, get the job done, and get out, rather than play testosterone games about how low-level one can do.

>>61560614
because just... JUST... JUST!!!
i've been a programmer in the field for years and i make a mistake like that? it's comedy i say, comedy!
just fuck me all up senpai
fuck my up shit
it's all ruined now, don't you see? it's doomed for failure don't you see? i can't stand failure!

>>61560018
>write long program
you sound like a caveman

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>>61560018

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>>61560896
A caveman you say?

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>>61560018
>professional programmer
>stdio.h

>>61561116
>professional
>never had to work for a boss
see
>>61560647

>>61560018
>be professional non-programmer for 5 years
>learn to program on the side
>end up designing software specs to develop software for the non-programmer job
>literally earning 6 figures while the faggles who did CS struggle to cope with the detailed spec I wrote
>go on holiday for a month and leave them to finish their monkey work

>>61561116
>not using boost::stdio

>>61561177
Surely somebody wouldn't go to the internet and tell lies.

>>61561374
I didn't.

That's the best part.

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If all my compile error were just because i forgot to include a library or a semi-colon my life would be much easier.

>>61561394
Prove it then. Show us a time stamped check.

>>61561531
>check

What is this? 1986?

fucking hell, do they still have physical cheques in the USA or some shit?

>>61560146
WhAt

>>61562022
What ever, since you haven't proved anything you claimed you're probably a larper.

>>61561501
There are times where fucking up like that can set you back hours.

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>>61560049

So? Everyone makes simple mistakes all the time.

>>61561531
>>61562156
>Asking for proof of some random thing
>Anyone proving anything on an anonymous site
Where the fuck do you think you are

>>61562351
In other words the story is bullshit and hes probably a NEET.

>>61562351
He probably thinks that he'll get plebbit gold when he posts his epic win on /r/4chan showing how he btfo of some guy 'lying on le internet'

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>>61562566
>implying

I bet this faggot doesn't even have a gold account. And the other fag larping as a 6 figure income maker certainly can't afford it either.