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WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN
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I remember this Simpsons episode
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Repent. All of you. Please.
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>>61540890
Every illegal alien should have one in the brain with cyanure in case of tempering
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>voluntary
Wow it's fuckin nothin
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Look at you with your file size manipulation.
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>>61540890
"""voluntary"""
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>>61540961
Brave new world friend, easiest way to control a population is to give them choice.
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>>61540890
Why contain it?


It's cool
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>>61540974
"""choice"""

>it would be a shame if in the next """restructuring""" all the people without chips got "let go"
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>>61540938
>get chipped or lose the work
>it's your choice :)
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>>61541029
>Get chipped(Fucked)
>Rob the Robot comes
Fuck
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>>61540890
>sauce: https://archive.is/2orM8

Horrifying.
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>>61540938
I don't think you know how voluntarily works in a company. You can voluntarily do what they want or have your career damaged.
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>>61541104
>One more step
>Please complete the security check to access archive.is
Why would you link this shitty site?
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>>61540890
>>61540938
I would legitimately rather be homeless and out of work.
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>>61540938
The mafia used to intimidate businesses into volunteering their protecting money at one point too
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>>61541129
Because he's too stupid to use an adblocker.
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>>61540938
I work 21 hours a week for 16 hours pay because the additional 5 hours is "voluntary" (see, work or we'll find somebody who will).
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>>61541518
Report them to the department of labor.
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>>61540995
how is getting a little tracker chip inserted under your skin or else you don't get any "benefits" cool?
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How long until someone dies from an embolism from one of these things and the company damage-controls as hard as possible?
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>>61541648
I know! It's as ridiculous as a tracker in you pocket that records video, audio, location, and everything you type into it.
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>>61540890
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>>61541518
Stop working at walmart
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>>61540929
it's cyanide you damn frog
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>>61541615
are you a newfag at life in general or just a baby boomer?
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>>61540995
old men.
Running the world.
A NEW AGE
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>>61540890
FINALLY

can't wait for Android Pay to implement this
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>>61541866
Or just report them to the department of labor. I know someone who actually investigates. While most of the time it results in nothing, you don't have to volunteer yourself as the caller. It just makes it harder to investigate.
Stop being a child
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>>61542208
>Stop being a child
You're the child. You have no clue as to how being employed works nor an understanding that no amount of 'guberment' protections will keep you gainfully employed.
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>>61540890
>yellow equals pain
>red equals death
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>>61540918
they made a fucking simpsons movie about it

>>61540974
>volunteer to take our ID chip or get fired
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>>61541029
>get chipped
>you still lose your work
Remember, with Jews you lose
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>>61541698
only that you can't leave it where you want/need to whenever you want/need to. like wow!

can't wait till someone with a powerful ass magnet starts walking around and swiping peoples arms with it.
the pain, and broken chips can cause some serious bodily harm
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>>61540890
And the second beast required all people small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead,
so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark—the name of the beast or the number of its name.
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And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
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Wagecucks BTFO. How can they ever recover?
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>>61540938
It's not a choice, It's an ultimatum.
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MARK OF THE BEAST
666

MARK OF THE BEAST
666

PRAY TO YOUR GOD
SATAN IS COMING
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>>61540938

>Welcome to ACME coorp!

>We advise you to stay until your tasks are complete. Don't worry, overtime is totally voluntary! You don't have to stay after 5pm

>Oh but I would like to remind you at this point that we have a 12 month trial period where we keep the right to end your employment with no notice or reason. And there are plenty of hardworking candidates who would just love to have a job like this and put in the extra hours. We expect a dedicated passionate workforce here.

>And remember we're the only factory in town.

>Have fun :)
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the free market will fix this
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>>61540938
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>>61543061
>going on a boat ride with a stranger without even asking where they're going
he deserved this, if anything the captain should have fucked his ass.
worstest analogy I've ever seen
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>>61542208
There's a car factory in my poor european country they been here for about 25 years, they make middle level cars for the European market, they have a few thousand workers. They're about to launch a new model so they are "requiring" workers to do overtime on different days and have other days off.

Workers union said fuck that and is going to strike at the end of August.


All this to say that, you sound like the workers who want to strike, you fail to see that you're on borrowed time, you can be replaced at any time and with machines who don't complain or strike and work 24/7. Nothing at work is ever voluntary, unless you live as frugally as possible, have thousands in savings, no debt whatsoever, you are a slave to whoever you work for. And if you don't know this you're either young or make so much god damn money you never had to worry about this sort of shit.

Reporting your employer for "forced" overtime is the quickest way to be put on a list and never be hired again.
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>>61541518
Stop working mini-part-time and get a real job faggot. I can't believe you're bitching for 45 minutes a day.
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>>61543156
>implying it matters where he's going
he could be going to fucking china or across to the otherside of a small pond
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>>61542863
>30 years in the future
>Well you've got the job anon! Just one thing, we require all employees to submit to biochip monitoring. We just want to check and make sure everybody's healthy, so be careful about those cheeseburgers haha! If you get too unhealthy we might have to let you go! Welcome aboard!
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honestly, seeing as to how you morons get to have a high paying job in IT that does literally nothing and get to reddit and 4chan while at work makes me happy to see that they are implementing this

no more skipping from doing your job and if you poop at work everyday, your gonna get fired hahahahahah

love this shit, make this shit happen please
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>>61543424
well if it's a pond the guy could just say fuck it and swim.
idiot
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>>61540890
>666kb

>clap clap<
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>>61543509
>implying someone can't swim when en route to gina
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Dude its just a fucking rfid chip
It has a range of like 6 inches
Its functionally the same thing as being required to keep an ID card on you at work
Fuck I already have one in for personal use, might as well get another
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>>61540890
* late stage capitalism intesifies*
>yes! Work or starve! And remember you are free!
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>>61543949
K. I'll just keep using a lanyard then
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>>61542285
> an understanding that no amount of 'guberment' protections will keep you gainfully employed.
the lawsuit that could and should result from forced overtime would mean you wouldn't have to be gainfully employed.
>>61543226
>my poor european country
didn't read past here. third world shitholes are called shitholes for a reason.
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>>61543949
Why not just put a chip in their ID card?
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>>61544030
That's how it's usually done. The argued advantage of the implant is that it is difficult to steal and impossible to misplace or forget
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>>61543953
>>yes! Work or starve! And remember you are free!
Hasn't this been life since the first multicellular organisms evolved?
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>>61544079
Impossible to remove if you decide to leave later also.

Sounds slightly less intrusive than tattooing employees with unique barcodes.
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>>61544079
because replacing a lost card is so expensive and takes forever to do
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>>61540890
>Three Square Market or 32Market is a leader in micro market break room solutions for vending operators. Using in-house built software and kiosks
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>>61543953
>yes! Work or starve! And remember you are free!
as long as you are able to work /and/ the income you'd receive from working is enough to live on without welfare i don't really see the problem with this. if there are more jobs available to you and you choose to be NEET then you should starve. if you're a pathetic autist with no skills that can't even handle being around people in a mcdonalds then yeah you are exempt.
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>>61540890
>32 million staff to undergo biochip implant

Holy shit what

>"32M" is just a small hipster company

Okay nobody cares
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>>61544172
I'd like to think that rewriteable rfid chips would be used, so that you could have it used with any employer. That's probably too optimistic though
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>>61540890
>work monitoring
oh look, for sure I'm gonna employ myself in shit company that uses this
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>>61544258
>not understanding that a certain rate of unemployment is required by capitalism
Why aren't you killing yourself for supporting mass murder you don't even understand?
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>>61543061
>guy doesn't shoot the captain for shouting at him, which violates the NAP
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What is this thing? Is this something they push into your vein and it makes you gay?
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>>61544304
>a certain rate of unemployment is required by capitalism
[citation needed]
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>>61540890
FUCK that.

>>61540922
Go away FOOL
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>>61543468
>new start up can't afford to chip their staff
>staff is happier knowing they are not treated like slaves
>work quality increases since workers are happy
>profit
The free market wins again.
>inb4 big company buys you out
And then you make a new company to do it all over again, regaining all employees who refuse to get chipped by the buyout company.
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>>61544304
>a certain rate of unemployment is required by capitalism
skilled professionals aren't going to be affected by this, and you'll note that i said "/and/ the income you'd receive from working is enough to live on without welfare." if you're unemployed because the only things you're qualified to do is lift boxes and flip burgers, there's no problem with you living off of welfare. if you choose to be unemployed when you could be programming for some other company that doesn't require an RFID implant, then yeah, starve, because you're choosing to be in that position.

people should not die/suffer for things outside of their control. in the US i seriously doubt anyone with a decent income is going to have to choose between working for a single place or starving to death.
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yes, i'm glad shit like that happens in USA or some already cucked country like Sweden

The sooner you faggots destroy your shitholes the rest of the world will realize what merchants are doing to the world
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My work installed automated doors for the bathrooms we have to swipe with ID cards to open which allows them to track how much people use the bathroom costing the business money. They say it's for hygiene but come on... If that were the case you wouldn't have taps and a sink you use your hands with or a door in a cubicle you need to push.
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>>61540890
What's the problem with this?
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>>61540890
>hee hee yes, get chipped like livestock

Most people truly are cattle.
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>>61543949
>6 inches
Sure pal. The scanners I've worked with were in the ceiling of our "virtual store". You're badge is a literal dot on a map.

We had tag statuses of GLIMPSED and OBSERVED, and a few others.

Mixed with Google Nearby, shit's pretty surreal.
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Not sure why you can't just put the chip on a bracelet.

Why would you walk around with technology that's probably outdated and probably considered insecure in 5 years.
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>>61544432

Technology is never obsol-
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>insert foreign body with the risk of potential infection just to please corporate overlords
What a time we live in
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>>61544399
>>61544411
(You)
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>>61544168
people in the wild didn't have hiearchys where the things they needed to live were with held from them by people above them. Its the difference between having to hunt to find food and washing up on a private island and having to work so you can get an amount of food set by the owner.
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>>61544545
You can still live like that though. Just start your own business.
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>>61544576
Where do I get the resources?
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>>61544432
What good would it be if the cattle can simply take off their tracking device?
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>>61544588
The same place where you get your hunting tools.

Just be more creative. Besides, there are plenty of skills you can teach yourself. Once you work for yourself nobody will ask you for your diploma's anymore.

I started two websites myself. And one is profitable enough to sustain me at minimum wage. So I still have a regular job. But I hope it grows more.
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>>61544716
There is no frontier left, child. Stop larping the 18th century and grow up.
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>>61544752
Your wrong.You just have to keep your ears open when people complain about something.
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>>61544716
>The same place where you get your hunting tools.
So nowhere? And where are you gonna hunt?
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>Chipped in hand
>HR call me in
>Anon can you explain the dramatic readings from your hand between 11pm and 1120pm last night?

You will only masturbate with strange ever again
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>>61540938
biochip offers convenience like free cookies, lottery points, auto checkin, etc.

Its "voluntary" as in its not required for modern people to own a piece of computer equipment. By that I mean, you'd be a retard to not use it.
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>>61540890
I might be OK with a (((evil government))) chip that worked as an ID so I wouldn't have to carry an ID with me
but definitely not one to use the fucking vending machine
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>>61544987

t. doesn't know about the end of the world
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>>61544949
The chip probably just sends a static number. Like an account name. With no security or further data. And the guy next to you can copy it.
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>>61541957
Electronic old men and their... flexibility had allowed us to achieve a mythical city on the hill
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>>61545053
Terry, is that you?
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You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
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>>61545282
Oh my God JC, a bomb!
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>>61540890
>work monitoring
FUCK.
NO.
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>>61540890
It's like I'm really playing Shadowrun
Wageslaves getting SINs
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>>61544716
How do you generate income from a website? I mean you specifically.
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>>61540890

Its ok, I have nothing to hide!
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>>61540938
>install chip into skin
>built Faraday cage watch you slip on after work
ayy lma0 still employed boi
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>>61540938
lol

Clearly you've never known anyone that's refused to take flu shots as a care aid worker. You either take that flu shot or you lose work.
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>>61543061
>What is mutiny
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>>61545970
Duh.
See if you can get religious exemptions if you wear protective crystals around your neck.
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>>61540890
The company that is doing it is called "32M".
Only 50 people volunteered to do it so far.
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>>61546062
>The company that is doing it is called "32M".
Obviously?
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>>61546082
Is it?
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Finally, THE FUTURE
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>>61545862
I'm a gay actor
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>>61546144
As in you pretend to be gay (e.g. sucking dick on camera) but you believe you're straight?
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>>61545862
One website is a webshop with imported goods. People visit it because I'm the only supplier in the country. The only marketing I did initially was walking into some stores if they wanted some of my goods. They bought a small amount and now seem to be return customers. And that's how I got my first customers.

The other website is a content driven website. Currently it's just a money drain, but I keep going at it until Google acknowledges it. Currently I use it to promote the products of others. My next step is moving into the physical world and promoting my own goods through my content driven website. But I don't have the income for that yet. Because it would require me to quit my job.

If you want to start something as well then there is no better time to start then today. Some websites that indirectly compete with me are 10+ years old. So I hope that in 10 years others will look at my site and think: "shit, how can I compete with that 10 year old site?"
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>>61546167
I'm straight, I'm just playing a role
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>>61546232
Not that anon, but honestly I'm afraid of starting my own shit, of taking the risk and just going under.

I don't mean a website specifically, just a business in general.
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>>61546232
It's a money drain because I often order content from pajeets to save me time.
If I work one hour I can afford a dozen pajeet hours. So doing it myself is not efficient.
But the work they deliver is atrocious. I can't leave anything to them.
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YOU HALFWITS
ITS THE MARK OF THE BEAST
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>>61546343
I'm very non-religious, but that's the first thing I thought, too.

How many of the staff you guys suppose won't implement that chip?

My guess is 20%
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>>61546363
And we'll see how much longer they have a job, I bet the Rockefellers are behind this shit, old man David "20 hearts" Rockefeller pushed this shit
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>yfw they figure out how to change thoughts with micro vibrations
Get your good goy chip today. Right in the forehead. Step right up its free.
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>>61542341
I'd volunteer to have an intestinator implanted...
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>>61541518
Free market works!
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> It's another "/g/ has never worked so they don't know what corporations mean by voluntary"
Oh I am lafin
Everyone here thinking this is actually "voluntary" must be underage, a neet or a fucking CEO that doesn't give a shit
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I know your Sam's Club killphrase: Buy 20 Get 10 FREE
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>>61540890
>anon you've been spending an abnormally high amount of time at home while off-duty
>our researchers have found that people who stay at home can lead to violent tendencies in the workplace
>we require you to occupy a public space at least 3 hours each day OUTSIDE of your work
what do
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>>61546735
Repent
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>>61546735
it's a microchip, it doesn't have GPS on it.
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>>61546768
it's like 2 steps away from being able to do any kind of invasive thing
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>>61546780
I agree, but it's not there yet

We (everyone ) should push for open specs for biochips.
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>>61546768
> It's a processor, it can't have GPS tracking
> It's a processor, it can't have a backdoor built in
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>>61544352
>>61542863
>I am a child who has never seen the real world
The free market caused this and will benefit from it. It's not the fix
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Realistically speaking how can you block the signal from a GPS chip implanted on your body? Covering the area where it was injected with tinfoil? or is going full retard and living in a faradays cage the only option?
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>>61546798
annoying supporting this is a kike enabler and enemy of mankind
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>>61546879
> living in a faradays cage
> going full retard
It's not. It's only "full retard" if you are paranoid that your body may emit GPS signals. Wait, it already happens.
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>>61546879
Anything that blocks radio signals. A watch would block it.
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>>61540890
Revelation 13:16-18
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>>61546919
This
Why would they need to add gps when the people have already willingly, and paying for gps trackers
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>>61541518
Same thing while I worked at SpaceX. You "volunteered" your time on Saturday and Sunday or good-fucking-luck-lasting-this-month.
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hold still goyim, it will only hurt for a second
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>>61540995
I take it he was agreeable
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>>61540929
(You) should have one in the brain with cyanure in case of tempering
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>>61540890
>Revelation 13:16-18
>And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
>And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
>Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number Six hundred threescore and six.

Yeah, nah. I'll kill myself before I willingly take the mark of the beast. The beast and its servants can all fuck themselves.
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>>61543406
>Stop working mini-part-time and get a real job faggot.
It's going to be the same thing with a real job. My contract is for 42hr weeks but I end up working 50. We do get bonuses but they aren't guaranteed and the last time I checked, I was just getting straight time pay while non-salaried people at my office get 1.5x for overtime.
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>>61541518
Okay how is that a problem? As you said if you don't like that there are other people waiting for a job opportunity that you don't appreciate as much as them. I'd be happy to replace you if you don't want to work that extra 5 hours
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>Working for others. Especially companies.
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>>61547721
>periods and capitalization in greentext
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>>61546144
>gay actor
The fuck does that mean? You write gay erotica role play stories? Or do you camwhore?
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>>61543061
anarcocapitalism is cancer
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this is actually really scary
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>>61544545
You're pushing shit uphill given all of 4chan is now /pol/. They subscribe to social darwinism, but haven't actually read origin of species and realised that species actually cooperate (and cooperate with other species to mutual benefit).
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>>61547664
>It's going to be the same thing with a real job.
No. Real jobs don't pay you by the hour.
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>>61544545
>implying tribes didn't exist
>implying there wasn't a pecking order
>implying the big guys (tribe chief) didn't control the resources

All of human behavior is rooted in tribal times.
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what happened to just wearing a keycard?
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>>61540929
top kek. where do you come up with this shit
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>Voluntary
Yeah no, I'll take my badge/fob, thank you very much.....
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>>61548289
And tribal time was essantially primitive communism based on mutual aid.
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>>61548144
>mutual benefit
Kropotkin right?
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>>61543061
should have negotiated terms, like if he is to leave the boat he must be deposited back on the pier
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This is the future. It looks great
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>>61546343
>>61546363
>>61547641
came here for this. This has literally been prophesied, fuck that i will never let anyone implant that shit in me, i'll just be a NEET forever.
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>>61549040
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>>61548853
>a tiny fraction of the tribe controls everything
>the rest get scraps
>communism

True, but least they didn't starve millions to death back then too.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy7FVXERKFE
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>>61549057
Better yet, I'll become a full time revolutionary and take to the hills, living on robbing businesses, raising an army to bring about the downfall of our sick society.
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>>61540890
We really are living in a cyberpunk dystopia at this point, just without the cool aesthetic.
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>>61544278
>>>32 million staff to undergo biochip implant
>Holy shit what
>>"32M" is just a small hipster company
>Okay nobody cares

Yea was just wondering what kinda of a corporate conglomerate would enforce this

aren't these kind of chips going to be old tech in a few years of time anyway so you'd have to get an upgrade surgery every other year
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itll happen no matter what. youll want that camera integrated into your eyeballs and mechanical hydraulic legs, and no matter what, those are gonna have a computer in them in some form
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>>61540890
Just get it installed and then zap yourself so it burns out. Depending on how much this shit costs 3M they'll eventually just get sick of your shit and give you a key card again.
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>>61548177
To clarify this anon's tiring post,

"Real jobs" are when you negotiate a set pay for a guaranteed level of skill.

Hours and overtime do not exist in a "real job". Meeting serious goals and deadlines exist in a "real job". A real job is when you make sacrifices to ensure profitability instead of demanding or requiring some arbitrary amount of leisure.

tl;dr grow up and live for the future while you're young
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>>61542341
>In the year 2017...
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Ha, I remember some lady come up to me and preach about the mark of the beast being a chip under your skin and how the rapture would come when the money runs out, or something along those lines. I hope she didn't think I was listening to her to be nice since I actually did agree on a level about chips.
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I'd try to bribe the toubib to give me the chip without implanting it if it's basically an rfid, it'll work in a bracelet.
If I can't, time to get a neat scar.
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>>61543406
>not bitching about even a second beyond your contract
It's a work, you mong.
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>>61540890
Not new at all, it's been there for a couple decades or so.
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>>61544396
Maybe boss wants to know who clogs shitter with huge logs?
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>>61552043
>yfw it measures body warmth and heart rate so you can't take it out
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>>61543061
This comic seems more like the creator wanted to rather make a mspaint stick guy porn novel instead
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Anyone remember Zeitgeist?
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>>61552200
Then hackers will create a thing that simulates those
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>>61543226
who /serbia/ here
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>>61545970
Well to be fair that's a much more reasonable request then the microchip
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>>61542414
Magnets don't have great range, unless you're on a mobile power plant charging a super magnet
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>>61546879
lol they cant implant anything in your body that could emit GPS. how would they power it? let me know if you figure this out because theres a massive market for this for pets.
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>>61552554
you can generate electricity from heat, anon
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>>61543226
> you can be replaced at any time and with machines who don't complain or strike and work 24/7
Why didn't they done it yet?
> Reporting your employer for "forced" overtime is the quickest way to be put on a list and never be hired again.
Boo fucking hoo, "on the list". Better than being cucked.
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>>61552628
>Why didn't they done it yet?
cheaper not to
when it becomes cheaper to do so, they will

> "on the list". Better than being cucked.
>being a hobo is better than being a corporate tool maaaaaan
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>>61552658
> >being a hobo
There's more than one employer. If you're valuable, you will be hired. If you're not and can be replaced, enjoy your shit life.
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>>61552608
No you can't. You need a temperature differential. You need both heat and a cold area to dump the heat into, and the process of dumping hot shit into cold shit is what allows you to generate power.
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>>61552200
>yfw it measures body warmth and heart rate so you can't take it out
For some reason, I'm imagining an electronic buttplug now.

>All employees are required to keep their SmartPlug™ inserted at all times. Vital signs are closely monitored via the Cloud to keep you healthy and safe.
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>>61550296
Sound pretty rad comrade.
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>>61542414
its an rfid tag
>muh tracking
30cm range
>muh magnets
you could get in a mri scan with those implants with no issues
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>>61553191
That infographic is actually showing how effective capitalism actually is. It works great for concentrating and accumulating wealth among owners of capital.

Capitalism works great. Problem is when it works great it very efficiently sucks wealth from every human on earth.
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>>61553191
>one third of all human deaths are from poverty-related causes

Commie fucks are at it again.
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>>61544449
Is this fucking real?
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it's fucking voluntary why does it matter, people refused and didn't get fired
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>>61553761
easy to say this when the number is so low
what about when more and more agrees
and then disagreeing would mean youre crazy tinfoil hippy that we are not going to hire
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>>61553774
right but that isn't an issue right now and theres nothing to indicate the number that comply will increase over time
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>>61553783
>isn't an issue right now
think about that for a minure

>nothing to indicate the number that comply will increase over time
the sole fact that the number of people that comply is more than zero already indicates that
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>>61553797
>think about that for a minure
ok....?
>the sole fact that the number of people that comply is more than zero already indicates that
that's stupid beyond belief it's like saying people bought a zune so more people will buy zunes - the fact that people once complied to something doesn't mean more and more people will - people used to comply with voluntarily circumcising children but that numbers going down, less and less people are complying. there you go two real world examp,les implying initial compliance isn't an issue because it can die out (zune) or decrease over time (circumcision)
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>>61553797
oh I just got you "think about it bit" you're implying I seem to think if something isn't an issue right now we shouldn't worry about it which is wrong I think if something isn't an issue and there's not a single thing indicating it will ever be an issue we shouldn't worry about it
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Just like carry it in a wallet lmao
Damn people keep forcing useless tech
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>>61553831
>>61553839
don't say i didn't warn you when the suicide booth refuses to end your starving misery cause you aint got a chip in you
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>>61553848
gradually building acceptance towards this kind of thing can lead to... well, you can figure it out yourself i bet.
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>>61553854
why the fuck would I not got a chip if I was going to kill myself 10 minutes later? also that isn't a counter argument since nothing indicates it will ever be reality
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>>61553862
I dont want people to be manipulated like robots. Future is not bright for everyone it seems.
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>>61550296
Triela reading Bakunin? don't remember that
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>>61553669
Yes: https://twitter.com/durov/status/868464974351544321
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>>61553485
That's clearly not right. That looks more like the mortality data for the US. The WHO estimates that 3.1 million children alone die from malnutrition annually.

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2013/jun/06/malnutrition-3-million-deaths-children
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>>61547641
>Bible prophecies
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>>61543061
Implicit contract would say that once you're brought on a boat, you will, at the very least, be dropped off at a safe location. Nobody gets on the boat knowing that there is a possibility of literally being thrown off by the captain.
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>>61553873
>America - Bad Future
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>>61552299
not serbia, thats happening in western europe
>>61552628
>Why didn't they done it yet?
because that is expensive, possibly more so than the human workers, for now, until those human workers become more expensive. which is what they're trying to do by demanding more pay for less time.
>>61552628
>Boo fucking hoo, "on the list". Better than being cucked.
You either starve to death or you shut up and do your job. Which one is it gonna be?
>>61552680
>There's more than one employer.
>If you're valuable, you will be hired
>If you're not and can be replaced, enjoy your shit life.

aka
>i'm gonna be a newfag and no one can stop me
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>>61540922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4ec4q7wIKs
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>>61540938

Yes goy, completely voluntary. What's that, you don't want to volunteer? Well, that's unfortunate, sadly your position has been cut and we are no longer in need of your services.
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>>61554162
Honestly that isn't a bad number in the scheme of global population.
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>>61555413
>You either starve to death or you shut up and do your job. Which one is it gonna be?
Live free or die. There are things worse than death.

But if it comes to that, you can bet'cher ass I'm gonna take a few of the bastards responsible right down with me.
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>>61548144

It's always been "/pol", it's the commie left-tards who are the intruders, see /mu/, /lit/, the fall of /co/ etc.
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>>61550049

The director/writer was killed or suicided for this, I think.
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>>61546343
>>61547641
>no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Paper money fits perfectly within the definition of the mark of the beast yet the religious nuts are going to scream that it's the only safe thing. If you don't have paper cash to buy or sell shit with, too bad for you, you're not getting anywhere!
Remember when there was similar hysteria over barcodes?
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>>61557702
You're forgetting the part where it says they bare the mark on their forehead and/or IN THEIR HAND
>Remember when there was similar hysteria over barcodes?
Click the link and go back to when this was a thing
http://www.av1611.org/666/whatis.html
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>>61553191

[angry helicopter noises]
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>>61557736
>and/or IN THEIR HAND
How the hell do you think you hold cash? Here's a hint: in your hand.
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>>61557784
Yeah, cause you also place it on your forehead
Moron
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>>61557798
Don't shift the goalposts, you said "and/or", and Revelation says "or".
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>>61557702
it was a code message about Nero anyway, it's pretty well known but of course people sit around just waiting for the next similarity to point out how the bible is such a visionary book and god's werd
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>>61550049
the funny thing about movies/trailers like this is how out of fucking touch they are. USA is a country where an ID card does not even exist and the mere suggestion of it or any attempt of implementation of such a system like the newer "Federal ID" is looked at with an incredibly high suspicion, plus as obscenely incompetent as the US government is local and federal, people are simply delusional to think such a thing can happen.
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>>61557813
Then get to where people wear money on their foreheads, it's the same line in the passage
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>>61550553
I would quit on the spot
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>>61557813
>>61557852
An apocalypse (Ancient Greek: ἀποkάλυψις apokálypsis, from ἀπό and kαλύπτω, literally meaning "an uncovering") is a disclosure of knowledge or revelation.

The Christian Bible is about spreading the good news about the Roman Empire's torture cult. Kneel before your dead God, eternal slaves of Rome. Wake the fuck up. Take off that veil of belief in nonsense and stand up against your oppressors. It's what Jesus would do. Why do you think Rome tortured him to death and turned him into two thousand years worth of propaganda fodder?
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>>61540890
wow it's a fucking passive rfid tag to replace your key fob. Are drivers licenses also cause for tinfoil hats?
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>>61542388
They don't even need to be that heavy handed. Those who'll refuse to get CHIPPED will be suffer heavy peer pressure to either leave or succumb to the botnet.
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>>61558487
it's a "fucking passive rfid tag" that's inserted into your fucking body you corporate shill
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>>61540890
Is it time for pic related?
Because fuck this gay planet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj47pXTCKmU
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>>61544414
that's only for UHF RFID, which is used for inventory systems, and spans maximum the size of a football field. The passive tags for them are still pretty big though, and wouldn't fit into a sub-dermal chip. I'm pretty sure these are LF chips, similar to what is used in animal tagging. Those work only within 6" max.

They could also be HF, which is what NFC uses, as well as smart tap cards like train passes. Those still have a theoretical max of only 5'.
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If I put a magnet to it will it still work?
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>>61558987
wow, I can never lose my drivers license again, and it's now impossible for someone to steal my identity without sophisticated RFID cloning equipment.

This is something that regular people have been doing for over a decade over at dangerousthings. People are just starting to make actual use of it.
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>>61559208
yeah, it's solid state. You might be able to power it on to transmit with a magnet.
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>>61559246
>sophisticated RFID cloning equipment
You mean like some $ 200 chink shit from alibaba?
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>>61559265
how about tinfoil with electricity running through it to block the transmission?
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>>61544352

>what is a non-compete agreement?
>what is federal law?

You truly have never been employed have you?
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>>61559335
> refuse to "volunteer"
> boss starts abusing you at work until you resign

> sue your employer
> no other employer will hire you because no one wants a troublemaker

dumb bootlicker
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>>61541679

>hasten the early adapters to have mysterious accidents seemingly consequential to the implant
>spam it to media
>???
>chipping is dead

Best part is they would deserve it for being massive cuckholds. Hey, the Clintons do it, works for them.
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