Intel head engineer quits after 20 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xah84cJwdxE

DELET THIS

>>61537144
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH SO FUNNEY OMG!!!!!!!!!

>>61537087
>Katmai, Conroe, Penryn, Nehalem central processing unit (CPU) and Sandy Bridge to Skylake, Kaby Lake, Skylake-X and Atom system-on-chip (SoC) product families
Boy that's everything that's not BIBELINES.
So, next uarch is
>HEIL BIBELINES!
?

>>61537144
>>61537087
>mfw i never laughed this hard before.
I can't fu*king BREATH

Nah but seriously 20 years is a really long time

And i've worked for the same company in my country for 20+ years so i understand.

>>61537144
Ahiiiiiii gringo is the best meme that somehow made it into tech in the last few years.

>>61537144
>mfw knowing spic and not able to bask in these memes
>mfwmf was deported

It's like he worked on everything that went nowhere at Intel. And this guy skated on probably a $350k or more salary for 20 years.

Former military? I'm guessing he was the bagman for the pedos at Intel.

Look at his mug, typical Wop trying to look like some brick from some action movie wjth that pose.

>>61537265
>Nehalem
>Sandy Bridge
>Went nowhere

Are you on crack by any chance?

>>61537170
you sound mad, whats wrong

>>61538276
shhh amdrones are underages who lack attention span to read something longer than a single line

>>61538276
he quits when his company needs him the most or he realised that the real work begins now and he either doesnt got the skills or the dedication to tackle the problems.

>>61538976
Yes because he TOTALLY needs to stay on sinking ship with drooling retard as a captain.

>>61538926
That was a butthurt Intel fanboy trying to play damage control by claiming this 20 year veteran quitting meant nothing.

>>61538992
your ship hitting a storm for the first time in decades doesnt justify the first mate jumping ship

>>61537144
actually lost it on raid keys
this meme is eternal.

>>61539062
Oh yes it does, since your captain is drooling retard that is steering the ship into the certain death.

>>61539062
20 years is a lot of time in semicon, it's like pro sport you can't design as well at older age
I think it is simple as that.

>>61539092
Keller's (and most other Alpha dudes) designs are as stellar as ever.

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>>61539092
>you can't design as well at older age

https://twitter.com/FPiednoel/status/888607563104649216
https://twitter.com/FPiednoel/status/808788684216496128
https://twitter.com/FPiednoel/status/606405861854961665/photo/1

>>61539155
he was made go, it's all clear now
amazing how much twitter can tell about a person

>>61539155
How does it feel to be outdone by a company with 20x less R&D?

Does the term "Why am I getting paid for this job" ring a bell?

>>61537144
This was executed fucking perfectly.
Not only am I crying I'm also leaking snot from my nose.
Holy shit.

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>>61537144
This is the best

>>61539062
>>61539051
>>61538992
>>61538976
>>61538276
Maybe he was fired because muh margins and he didn't like the new jewing tactics.

>>61537190
Former Intel engineer here. Not gonna lie it's hilarious watching them crash and burn right now, but seriously, we can't let them reactive the pipelines again.

>>61539595
>THE TEJAS BRIAN
>AWAKEN IT

>>61539600
I'm waiting for the sinister moment when Brian reveals the entire new Intel HQ is one giant bipeline wrapping around the entire building, which requires a nearby nuclear power plant operating at 100% to run.

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>>61537087
> In that role, Piednoël fathered the company's first dual-processor high-end desktop (HEDT) platform, Skulltrail, launched the Extreme Edition brand, optimised performance on the Pentium 4, and aided engineering of the Katmai, Conroe, Penryn, Nehalem central processing unit (CPU) and Sandy Bridge to Skylake, Kaby Lake, Skylake-X and Atom system-on-chip (SoC) product
So, basically, the shittyest of Intels products?

>>61539778
>Katmai
>Conroe
>Nehalem
>shit
?
Also Skulltrail was fucking hilarious.
The last time Intel had something trully funny.

>>61539778
You're the second shill to come here trying to run damage control. >>61537265

>>61539778
Still running a q6600 and you can't do shit, you stupid faggot.

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>>61538976
more likely he left to design autonomous military drones for whichever country made the best offer

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>he is officier de reserve in France army
>did the most famous french military school
Sacrebleu.

the real bleeding edge of technological innovation isn't for us peasants to even know about.

he was likely a vector for bringing cpu technologies developed in secret into the consumer world. for the sake of the internet which has become a global surveillance state.

who knows what underground post-singularity breakway civilization is actually developing this shit and when it was actually developed

>>61540349
Take your pills.

>>61539062
>first time
>netburst
fuck off

>>61540349
Amazing how accurate this is.

>>61540383
i only swallow the red ones

>>61539600
If they actually go 40+ bibelines I will ironically buy it to get the biggest house fire ever made

>>61539092
Filthy liar.
SAY HIS FUCKING NAME! SAY IT!

>>61537087
>"The real question is what did he do for the last 12 years?"
DESU Nehalem and Sandy Bridge were pretty good.

>>61539155
>https://twitter.com/FPiednoel/status/808788684216496128
hahahahahahaha

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>>61539595
topest of kekest

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>>61538276
>Nehalem
30% increase over yorksfield. good boost but nothing in the years past before it. nothing like conroe over housefire pentium 4.
>sandy bridge
15% increase over negalem clock for clock. just a modest boost. nothing spectacular. only thing that made it seem "faster" why intel claimed "30%" was because of the higher default clocks. 3.3ghz vs 2.6ghz. pretty simple there.
>ivy bridge
nothing of value to note in the improvment department. overclocked worse than sandy and used mayor for paste.
>haswell
a whole 10% faster clock for clock. wow. so amaze. so fresh. now with more mayo technology.
>broadwell
pretty nifty igpu upgrades. dem edram that went no where.
>skylake
such amaze 7% increase in ipc. so wow. so much mayo.
>kabylake
nothing of value. more mayo, told to not overclock by intel, and 300mhz increase in clocks.

>>61543346
>just a modest boost. nothing spectacular.
Sandy bridge was wayyy faster than the original 1st gen i7
It was upwards of 30% gains

>>61545283
No.
But it clocked much much higher.

>20 years

Imagine if the certified shit wrecker stayed at AMD for 20 years. It only took him 3 (THREE) years to completely dismantle Intel this go-round