>Good afternoon, sir. Your laptop has been randomly selected

>>61535479
"My laptop isn't passworded, Officer. As you can see I have nothing to hide."

Enter in my password that unlocks a bogus outer partition containing nothing but frog pictures.

It's my mother's laptop, she forgot her password so I'm going to see a friend of mine who says he can unlock it

>>61535479
mention data privacy laws and threaten with a lawyer

but then again why would i carry a laptop with me in 2017?

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>>61535479

Is it because I'm white?

Is this because of my skin color?

>>61535479
Refuse to comply and don't use the airplane.

Next time, pick up those floppy pussy lips hanging out from underneath you, and learn what "smuggling yourself on a boat" means.

>>61535479
>having a laptop
>using a laptop outside of comfy home
>thinking about bringing a laptop to an airport
The only thing you deserve is to be burn in hell

>>61535503
>Why would I carry a laptop in 2017
Work/school/numale

>>61535503
>mention data privacy laws

If you're a clapper, its hilarious you think that helps you

Privacy law protection only works inside your home
t. lawyer
P.S: never visit Canada, Australia, Germany, Sweden and Spain carrying your private computer

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>>61535577
I don't know what "clapper" means. Can you spare me the urbandictionary search and just tell me here?

>>61535596
..what? Is this for real?

>>61535479
What are you looking for?

Can I see your browsing history as well?
Hell, just duplicate your HDD for me and I'll check it later.

>>61535479
i'm good, i remote in to my desktop for everything

>>61535624
>Sir can you please log into this remote machine that is saved on your laptop for further evaluation?
What now faggot.

>>61535604
Common 4chan term, redditor.

>>61535479
>Boot into the windows partition
>Literally nothing there except iTunes
>Can't access the Linux partition
If the dude ended up touching random people for a job he can't be so smart

>>61535479
Anyone who carries illegal data on them when travelling is a retard.
Just dump it in an encrypted archive on some online storage and then retrieve it when you get to your destination.

Only bring a wiped laptop and a live CD.

>>61535606
Why do you think a shit airport officer can force you to check your private data on a laptop?
If you say "No, I won't give you my password'' he will call his supervisor, he will call the police, you'll go to a room (by that time you wasted 2 hours) and in that room you have two options:
Call your lawyer (if you have one) or allow them to spend ~4 hours browsing your personal information

>>61535635
liar

Unlock the laptop for them, watch as they're baffled by Arch. Anything questionable can be encrypted and stored on a server in Russia.

>>61535604
>>61535658
It obviously refers to being an American you dumb twat. Americans clap at things.

>>61535635
I've never seen the word here until now.
Admittedly, I browse very few boards.

>>61535697
I am not >>61535658.
Either way, thanks. It's true, Americans will clap for someone putting a hat on.

>>61535479

Sorry, only the pure aryan master race are allowed to access my laptop.

>>61535635
You're not fooling anyone.

>>61535658
Holy fuck Im so fucking mad right now

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>>61535697
>obviously

>he is not living in japan
>he is not living in japan where data privacy invasion is against the law
>he is not living in japan where you can make millions of dollars if a police officer search your laptop
:)

>>61535635
this
I see dappler mentioned all the time

wait, they can ask you this in America? what about the 5th amendment? (no expert on US law here)

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>>61536242
>implying the Constitution is anything more than the toilet paper of the Executive Branch

>>61536299
Don't Amerifags care about that shit though.

>>61535479
>Good afternoon, sir. Your laptop has been randomly selected for addition screening. Will you please enter your password?
I have signed a NDA obligation to not show you that, you are infringing on the sacred Human Rights of the company I work for granted by your constitution.

>>61536242
If you're travelling domestically no, they can't and won't.
If you're arriving from an international destination then yes.

>>61536610
>If you're arriving from an international destination then yes.
If you're brown and have an arab sounding name.

>>61536587
Only in the most superficial way imaginable.

Most Americans do not remember the Amendments, even if their school required them to learn it (which many don't.)

To Americans, the Constitution is an abstract idea of "rights of every American", when really it is intended as a protective wall between man and government. Americans are so naive about the Constitution's principles that they easily fall for memes like "Pleading the Fifth is only something a guilty man would do!"

>>61536638
this isn't true, they do it randomly by law they can't be "racist".
IF they were biased and only bothered to check sandniggers they would be 1000% more effective and probably save lives.

>>61536730
>this isn't true, they do it randomly by law they can't be "racist".
Them claiming to be random does not mean actual randomness. Also, they don't do it on random. CBP and DHS are fucking ALLOWED to single out suspicious people, because unlike TSA, that's their job.

>>61535479
I open it up, I don't care, most thing of importance are in a cloud because I'd be stupid to have important/compromising data on a computer which has a disk that can die any second.

>>61535503
>but then again why would i carry a laptop with me in 2017?
People have jobs.

>>61535633
I highly doubt the 85 IQ minimum wage dude at the TSA will say anything like that.

>>61536587
Amerifats only care about the parts of the constitution that big business cares about. For example; the 2nd amendment is great for the gun industry so they defend it tooth and nail, but the 4th doesn't make money at all so they just give it up without even noticing.

>>61536606
>I have signed a NDA obligation to not show you that
Not applicable for law enforcement and national security issues.

>>61536785
Except the TSA doesn't open your laptop, DHS agents do.

>>61536797
I'm not a US citizen and the NDA is not for a US company.

>>61536801
Oh my.
Are DHS agents more tech literate than random TSA people?

>>61536812
Well, considering how they will tow you in for a 3-4 hour "interview" (aka interrogation), I'd say it's pretty likely that they will get a techie to join if they need to.

>>61536808
>I'm not a US citizen and the NDA is not for a US company.
Irrelevant.
US soil.

>>61536818
I will still refuse and any move on their part is a violation of the NAP.

>>61536827
>I will still refuse and any move on their part is a violation of the NAP
Enjoy getting detained, heavily questioned, have your computer searched by home security and potentially be deported and bared from entering again.

>>61536831
>Enjoy getting detained, heavily questioned,
Meh

>have your computer searched by home security
Unless they've cracked encryption somehow, I don't see how'd they get any useful info out of it.

>and potentially be deported and bared from entering again.
Meh, spares me from cumbersome business trips in the future.

>>61535503
That's actually a very good way to get confined in an interrogation room for 24 hours with no outside communication so CBP can take your computer and phone apart.

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>>61535479
only bring my linnix laptop that boots into a debian CLI and let them dig, i would bet they cant even start a xserver session

>>61535757
>he lives in japan

need another nuke?

>>61535499
Not legal but disgusting porn videos and images...

>>61536893
American individualism already fucked them up severely. Birth rates are stooping, people live in isolation and in abstinence (aka hikkis) more interested in cartoons of underaged poontang rather than the real deal, and the population is growing older and older.

>People have jobs.

Yes, and they ship their laptops in advance to their destination. A company that takes their intellectual properties seriously would never let an employee go through customs with a company laptop.

>>61536934
>Yes, and they ship their laptops in advance to their destinatio
No, we don't. We bring them along with us.

>A company that takes their intellectual properties seriously would never let an employee go through customs with a company laptop.
It would definitively never ship it and have it inspected upon arrival either.

>>61536934
>A company that takes their intellectual properties seriously would never let an employee go through customs with a company laptop.
They travel with powerpoint presentations, spreadsheets and other bull like this, not with actual source code.

>>61535479
The TSA doesn't ask for your password. They'll never ask you to login to your device.

That's the job of Border Patrol.

>>61535479
Wanting to visit shit hole called US...
No thanks, there are more culturally developed countries.

this kind of shit is why I don't plan on leaving my state for a very long time
SURE I'D LOVE TO GO VISIT EUROPE OR SOMETHING BUT I DON'T WANT PEOPLE LOOKING AT MY COMPUTERS

Is this an actual thing that happens? I've gone on multiple flights with my laptop and always worried about it. There's nothing illegal on my laptop and I don't watch porn on it either, but I still wouldn't want anyone seeing my tabs and history or anything, tons of stuff normal people would probably find weird

>>61536945
>No, we don't. We bring them along with us.

I assume nothing of value is on that laptop. Otherwise it would be utterly reckless.

its not my laptop i just found it and brought it with me

>>61536878
Except shit like that rises a lot of red flags and you're pretty much guaranteed to get your ass fisted.

>>61536969
>Is this an actual thing that happens?
Only to brown people with arab-sounding names.

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>>61536908
This is not individualism killing Japan.

It's collectivism killing Japan. Everyone is put under so much pressure to make money and provide for their family, but the amount of jobs is destined to fall.

With so much pressure to succeed, a lot of Japanese people simply figure out that it's honestly better to stay in one room your entire life than to participate in a society that inherently takes 90% of your value for itself and gives you the last 10% to do with what you wish.

Better to leech off the world and kill it rather than be milked for all you're worth, right? This is something wagecucks will never understand.

>>61536989
>Everyone has state secrets on their computers
There's source code on it and other intellectual property.

>>61537035
>social expectations are the reason I'm a failure at life
No, it's because japanese boys are more interested in Idol groups and in pretending to be little girls than to procreate.

>>61537013
>A RACIST! EVERYONE, LOOK! A RACIST!!!
>Sir, I'm black
>ISLAMOPHOBE!!! NIGGER RACIST!!!

>>61537000
>Make it a huge waste of time and effort to search your computer
>To spite you, the TSA plants a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook and a gigabyte of loli on your harddrive for making them work harder than they want to

>>61537059
But by liberal definition, only whites can be racist.

>>61537040
Your company allows you to carry a laptop with intellectual property through customs?

>>61535479
AM I BEING DETAINED?
I DO NOT CONSENT.

>>61537054
I said something more akin to "social expectations are why being a failure isn't actually bad."

Society whitepills you on this issue harder than any other.

>>61535479
Whip my dick out and demand he whip his out

>>61537060
>plants a copy of 2 things I already have copious amounts of

>>61537066
>YOUR WHITE ASS BOSS IS RACIST FOR DOING THIS!
>AMERICA IS RACIST!!!
>I WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS ON THE INTERNET!
>EVERYONE WILL KNOW HOW RACIST AMERICA IS!

>>61537069
Yes. Not only that, after bad experiences with shipping companies, we bring demo equipment as checked in luggage now because even though luggage gets tossed around by airport employees,it's nothing to fuckups UPS and DHL manages to do.

>>61537035
>Japan
> the amount of jobs is destined to fall

Japan is suffering a massive labor shortfall, which is getting more crushing by the day. Businesses are failing for lack of manpower.

>>61537075
Enjoy your previously glorious empire crumble under itself because spoiled and bratty kids want to play videogames rather than get a job and family.

The worst part about this is that you' can't even blame this one on immigrants, because Japs have among the strictest immigration laws in the world.

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>>61536893

what is it with some americans and instantly defaulting to raw aggression and wanting to escalate the situation to its most violent possible outcome when faced with their shortcomings? honestly under that paper-thin veneer of "civilised behaviour" there is some seriously jihadist-level barbaric violence just waiting to explode.

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>plan to visit US
>Make couple 6TB hdds external
>Encrypt these with easiest to crack encryption, something as retarded as rot13
>Fill both hdds with most disgusting but legal videos and images internet can give you
>Sir, please give me password to your hdds
>No!!! I have rights! America won't get me!

Wait for agents to figure out how trolled they are.

>>61537131
Americans are literally the Muslims of west. Anyone who disagrees with them need to be killed

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>>61537131
>seriously jihadist-level barbaric violence just waiting to explode.
mfw

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>early morning for USTZ
>yurops come on and shittalk america
maybe you should fix your sandnigger problem before talking shit

>>61537156
>US doesn't have a sandnigger problem
u wot m8?

>>61537035

One thing I'll never understand about you NEETtards is how you constantly go about how those who work are 'wagecucks XDDD" when the reality is that your entire existence depends on these individuals working and putting into the tax pool that you leech off of.

Your survival literally depends on people working. So how can you, even for a moment, act as if you were superior to them?

>>61537167
well over here we don't practice feeding ravenous beasts and keeping them in our own homes and expect them to not ruin everything

>>61535479
Sorry, but the keyboard and ports are busted and i use this PCMCIA to usb card i forgot at home.
Would you by chance have an Ake branded one?

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>>61537156

>pulse nightclub
>san bernadino
>everything BLM does
>an unending flow of immigrants from mexico (hey how's that wall going, forgot about it already huh?)
>as well as lots of other countries
>neighbourhoods get burned to the ground in literal race wars

>OK YA BUT YUROP GOT MUSLIMS OK??? LOL KUCKED

>>61537188
>Your survival literally depends on people working. So how can you, even for a moment, act as if you were superior to them?
The same reasons the British empire was superior to the slaves it owned in the rest of the world.

>>61537189
No, you just let them own handguns and recruit them to your military and police so they can learn your secret strategies.


More people have been killed by sandniggers on US soil than on European soil the last 5 years.

>boot up bogus windows xp partition
>wallpaper is goetse
>my custom program that automatically spawns popups with pictures from EDs famous "offended" page automatically launches

"I like such things, sir"

>>61537207
Oh come now

>>61536934
>Yes, and they ship their laptops in advance to their destination
Never heard of anyone doing that. Ever.

>>61537206
You forgot Boston Marathon bombing

>>61537220
If you don't realise you're cucked by NEETs by providing welfare for them, you truly are a wagecuck.

>>61537066
>liberal definition
progressive definition*

>>61537207

>False equivalency

The British Empire held the slaves in check by whipping them and threatening to kill them if they didn't do their bidding. If all else failed, the lower-class members of the British society would just pick up the slack; so life would go on as normal.

What exactly do NEETtards have in comparison?

>>61537223
Anon pretends to be in possession of state secrets. But he forgets that also shipped goods go through customs and may be chosen for further inspection.

>>61537188
I'm only superior to wagecucks in that I'm not getting fucked in the ass and they are. You think shame is a factor here? Shame is culture. And culture is fiction.

>>61537116

Fine with me. Does such an exploitative world as this deserve to stay propped up? Nature has been an affront to life's purpose since the first men walked on the Savannah, destined to die unless they toiled for game to eat.

>>61537239
NEETs are obviously superior, they don't even need to resort to never ending threats of retaliation and wagecucks are willingly serving them.

>>61537247
>exploitative world
Says the NEETs that is only alive because he exploits the hard work of other people.

>>61535479
Enter my password?
Why try to "smuggle" private data on a physical drive when you can just download it from your server as soon as you make it through customs.

>>61537247

I like how you automatically assume I'm 'shaming'; the reality is that you should be grateful, whether you want to acknowledge it or not.

>>61537095
>Businesses are failing for lack of manpower.
And away we go.

>>61537307
>implying Airport WiFi, Hotel WiFi or even 4G/LTE networks aren't heavily monitored and screened and even filtered

>>61537314
Why should I be grateful, it's because of the mentality you and the rest of the society advocate that my situation is like it is. In other words, it's actually your fault.

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>>61537272
Only hands can wash hands. If one receives, then they also give.

You fail to see here that the true parasites are already at the top and have been there since day one.

Let's say we have 10,000 Walmart employees. They suck their bosses' dick every single day to avoid being fired. Every one of them makes a wage that does not satisfy their needs, so many of them work a second job or participate in a gig such as Lyft.

At the end of the month, they are given a small amount of the profits they helped the boss achieve through their work. However, a few hundred dollars of this funnels back to the boss merely in exchange for groceries.

Meanwhile, bankers extract wealth from the market merely by manipulating the numbers, CEOs gain tremendous bonuses for lobbying Senators to lower taxes on them, and Senators receive kickbacks for doing this.

And you think NEETs are the parasites? Start looking up at the giant cock in your face, instead of looking down like you've been trained to as a good goy.

>>61535479
Sorry but I don't let niggers touch any of my property.

>>61536797
Just say that they don't have the clearance that the traveler posses. Any implication or disclosure of that would constitute a criminal act against the United States.

They'll BTFO.

>>61537314
Ignore >>61537340. He's not the guy you replied to. I am.

>>61537385
You can ignore yourself, I am as entitled to have an opinion on the issue as you are. Fuck off.

>>61537139
Dude xD epik troll!!1!

>>61537328
>What is VPN

>>61537369
Communism was a mistake

>>61537369
>Let's say we have 10,000 Walmart employees. They suck their bosses' dick every single day to avoid being fired. Every one of them makes a wage that does not satisfy their needs, so many of them work a second job or participate in a gig such as Lyft.
Walmart is not supposed to be a job you have for life, retard. You either work your way upwards, or you work at walmart while you get an education so you can get a better job for yourself.

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>>61537418

>work your way upwards
>walmart

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA holy shit you are a very, very, VERY good little goy.

>>61535479
Shoot the motherfucker

You'd think with 77 million people visiting the US a year, you'd hear more about this issue if it were such a problem.

>>61537412
Communism has never been tried.
But mostly because it's bootloader (socialism) simply does not work as intended and just crashes the whole system.
But by the feature list it looks like a system that will morph into an even more brutal capitalism in very few years.
It will happen as soon commune A discover commune B have no water, but they have iron and commune A offers an exchange.

>>61537437
>walmart doesn't have managers or regional managers or even a CEO
Also, you ignored the rest of my post entirely and you focus solely on a shitty example, fucking Walmart.

It almost sounds like you don't really have a case.

>>61537408
Hell, even using sftp would be enough...

>>61535499
>gets arrested for far-right activism
kek

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>>61537452

oh lordie loo i can see you now, ironing your wal-mart vest and shining your shoes. i bet you even polish your little price gun in your spare time, what a model employee you are :^)

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>>61537395
Don't reply to non (You) posts, faggot.

>>61537493
Thank you for proving my point.

>>61535490
You'd probably let him fuck your wife too wouldn't you?

>>61536893
Underrated. Kek'd hard

>>61537498
You're missing the point of what a forum thread is supposed to be, if you want to have a private conversation, go find a chat application and PM each other.

>>61535479
Refuse to comply and leave. My personal data does not affect the safety of others on the plane. They don't have the resources to see if anything on my computer poses a digital threat to the flight or to really any other computer. Them finding any porn or documents or how to's of how to make homemade bombs don't affect anything unless there's a bomb on my carry on.

>>61537513
If this were any other forum, I would agree with you wholeheartedly. All I'm saying is that since this is anonymous, replying directly to people who didn't address you confuses them into thinking you're someone else.

>>61535635
...it really isn't that common. I know you're referring to the greentexts that talk about Americans clapping at the first opportunity to approve of something, but I've never heard anyone call Americans "clappers".

"Burgers" is way more common here. Why didn't you just use that?

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>>61537502

>he is seriously defending the job of being the alpha wal mart cuck who works tons of overtime and regularly eats shit from motor scooter-driving proles and has to blubber and apologize to them, and only gets paid marginally more than the teenage stoners he has to manage

have fun on your way up the walmart corporate ladder! don't forget us little guys when you make it all the way to the top!

>>61537493
It's called a Telzon or MC9090, the newer ones are android based and called an MC40.

>>61537540
I worked at a convenience store from I was 16 to 20, and it earned me enough money to go to college. Now I work as a software engineer.

If you don't understand that this is the point of unskilled jobs, then you are a retard.

>>61537540
Don't you know, walmart employees never get overtime. Get overtime once, you get a very stern verbal warning which is documented. Get overtime again and you're fired. It's a very strict rule. Employees are responsible for their own time. So if a manager says hey come in tomorrow on your day off, if you get overtime because of it then it's not his fault, it's yours.

>>61537561

yeah i worked shitty jobs when i was young too, and i also have a developer job. im making fun of this guy for seriously acting like "working you way up the wal mart ladder" is actually a viable career path

>>61537561
A job is a job. Even a temporary job doesn't have this magical purpose "well this is only a stepping stone". It is a job that comes with a wage based on either effort or job supply/demand

There aren't any "jobs " that are specifically for teenagers who need to go to college that's just an erroneous cop out for not identifying the underlying issue which is job scarcity and opportunities

You're not going to find well paying jobs for under poverty people with a high school degree. The best you'd ever find is either a state/government position or some kind of post graduate opportunity

>>61537587
First of all, you are arguing a strawman because that's not at all what I said in my posts.

Secondly, it is a viable career path for people who have absolutely nothing else going for them in life, as in they're too fucking dumb to go to college.

Thirdly, my original reply was to a guy defending the NEET lifestyle. You're obviously not a NEET if you're working full time and every bit as much of a wagecuck as I am, so kindly fuck off alread.

>>61537600
See >>61537609

>>61537619
>referencing a post made after another

>>61537627
>implying you would have understood it was also meant for you without it
>being king autismo of the severely autistic

>>61537635
>it was meant for you
>but I didn't quote you
>how didn't you know my untold intentions?

>>61537649
That's why I made the "see this post" post, you autistic fuck.

>>61536893
two planes were not enough

If you're traveling from/to/within a police state country with mandatory key disclosure laws and if your *really* need to bring your laptop, shred (or better yet: swap) the HDD and install a vanilla clean OS, then fetch your data from a server back home after arrival. If at any point any services take your laptop away from your sight, consider it backdoored.

>>61537609
Walmart manager makes like 100k a year.

>>61535757
FYI these things only apply if you're Japanese. If you're a dirty gaijin they will fuck you and make your life as miserable as they can.

t. Tokyo resident and frequent traveler.

>>61537682
Yes, that's a pretty decent living and supports my point.

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>>61537654

>wagecuck becoming ingreasingly butthurted

>>61537206
>an unending flow of immigrants from mexico
Who do you think picks our fruit, flips our burgers and build our shit at bargain basement prices? Those Mexicans come up to WORK not to live off gibmedats like the Africans and Muslims flowing into Europe.

>>61535479
"nice try nigger, but you're not stealing my computer today"

>>61537750
>Those Mexicans come up to WORK not to live off gibmedats
Is that why they receive healthcare and only have to pay in-state tuition for universities and colleges?

You're stupid if you think illegals don't come to the US because they benefit from it.

>>61535479
Will they beat me up if they find my Gameboy Advance emulator? Last time I was on a plane I played Fire Emblem!

>>61535479
>clear the desktop except for a single file saying "don't open this"
>file is a saved html of a screamer
>for maximum fun make sure to turn the volume all the way up before heading to the airport

>>61535604
Apparently we Americans literally clap at everything, which is pretty much true. Whether it's a birthday, Fourth of July, killing terrorists, electing officials, turning on the TV, cheering the pilot for getting us off the fucking taxiway during flight delays etc.

Europeans prefer being depressed all the time, thus the "clapper" insult

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>>61537418

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>>61537506
Why not? it's 2017 you bigot. I'll have you reported to the police for your racist discrimination. A black man is just as worthy of fucking your wife as you are.
How dare you! For that we'll have your wife locked up too, with a group of black convicts for moral conditioning.
They're humans just like you God! Thoughts like that have no place in the world and neither do you. Police execute this man!

>>61537831
As a pilot me and my co always have a good lough when having Americans on board. They just dont get it.

TIL this is a fucking thing
what the fuck?
Would this apply in the UK or is the US just fucked to the max?

>>61535683
Yeah you'll baffle them and the first thing they'll think is you must be that uber l33t hacker called anonymous he's been hearing about so often.
Enjoy missing your flight

>>61535479
Dr. Dre? Aye my nigga how's life going man, love your music...

>>61535479
In first world countries they just make you boot up your laptop anon.
Also
>not having a backup windows drive with nothing but a browser and media player and maybe some vidya
It's like you faggots want to cause a commotion

>>61535479
My laptop doesn't have a password. Just turn it on and use it.

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Goddammit people every time I log in to this board you all claim to be richfaggots why don't you buy a cheap laptop only for Job if you MUST use one for your job?

>>61538138
If I must use one for my job, I expect my employer to buy it for me. I'm not spending my own money for work tools. Doesn't matter how wealthy I am.

>>61538153

HA! I am from a shit country and they pay us shit AND expect for us to buy shit, I sell "retirement plans" that have no true equivalent in USA except for maybe this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/401(k)

I had to buy an used laptop, I have also a """"gaming"""" AMD-built PC

>>61538243
Seems like you should have gone into a manual labor trade instead. At least then you work in a shop that already has tools.

>>61537982
Not it happens randomly
Happened to me once years ago but they only asked me to boot my laptop up
No password or that mess
The man just wanted to see a windows logo and I gave him one

>>61538243
Russia?

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>>61535697
*claps internally*

>>61536837
>"meh"
stop

>>61535479
What if my laptop happens to have a virus, and what if this virus royaly fucks shit up if someone tries to connect to it.

>>61537480
What shithole do you live in?

>>61535479
I enter my panic password which boots up to a normie-tier windows 7 partition

>>61536768
>keeping compromising data on my computer is dangerous
>better keep it on someone else's

"no"

>>61536962
(You)

>>61536698
>pleading the fifth is only something a guilty man would do
Seems like you have zero legal experience, as using what is typically considered the last resort usually means you have exhausted all other routes, which typically means you are guilty of something.

If you weren't, you would have a better defense to use than pleading the fifth.
>were you at this place on this night, anon?
>i have proof I wasn't, but that would involve me showing you my collection of furry scat
>better plead the fifth, what could go wrong?

>>61538787
Meh

>>61536908
>birth rates are dropping
Considering how many people are living in such a small area, perhaps this is a natural and beneficial?

>>>/canada/

>>61539564
Tokyo (and the large cities) is crowded, but the rest of the Japanese country side has plenty of space to go around.

>>61539571
>>>/trash/

>>61538406

No, it is worse :D

>>61535499
Maybe babby tier question but how would you set this up?

>>61535479
"I don't let negros touch my things"
"FIFTH AMMENDANT!!!!"
"AM I BEING DETAINED????"

>>61536878
>>61537000
They will just seize your machine, pull everything off it and put you on a no-fly list.
Don't fucking travel internationally with sensitive data, on your phone or whatever. Either get a courier service to bring it to you or simply ship it to yourself at your destination, or even easier, encrypt and upload online. Wipe your devices, or boot into an innocuous Windows/Android install, you can get your data once you land.

>>61539752
Have a dual boot set up
Remember your key combination to access your boot menu
Boot to bogus OS with nothing but videos and pictures

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>>61539403
>He doesn't have his own cloud.

>>61535479
>Wat do?
Tell the ruffians that they will never steal my waifu, and pull the cord to primer that sets off all the thermite packets resting on my hard drives as I walk away and dissapear into a crowd of people.

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>>61535479
i one confused the fuck out of tsa when i brought my thinkpad from 1999 on and had to boot it with floppys

>>61535577
There is literally nothing wrong with clapping to show delight

>>61537936
Literal middle school humor. Fuck off.

>>61535479
I'm not letting a nigger touch my shit.

I haven't been to an airport in two decades and don't pay attention to such things, do they actually do this?

>>61537139
this except i use good encryption and the hdd is filled with 8TB of pictures of cats eating cheeseburgers

then when they torture me for the password and i give it up, that's hwen i'll laugh

>>61543257
veracrypt?

also, do you need to delete and encrypt the entire disk first right?

would take me fucking ages, it's 1TB disk HDD...

I also heard that if you don't use the hidden partition often they can somehow tell that there's a fake parition or something

>>61536779
Why would you put personal things on a work laptop?

>>61544684
no this is /g/ playing make believe again

>>61535479
NON SYSTEM DISK OR DISK ERROR

Hey asshole, you broke it!

>>61544970
this
my machine just acts as if there's no bootable media present if you don't hit a certain key combination within a small timeframe

>>61535683
Yes anon, they'll be baffled enough to investigate you further. Good job wasting your time, you'd think setting up Arch would be enough.

>>61536893
I'm so glad 9/11 was a thing, now you have to put up with so much shit because of it. I still think you guys need another plane though.

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So how DO you get a laptop or a computer into America without it getting picked apart by an airport pajeet?

>>61545515
I think you can send it by mail or a shipping service. IIRC the same applies to stuff you can't import personally, like food, too.

>>61537000
This

> CLI used by everyone in the 80s and early 90s.
> current year OMG A H@X0R!!!!

>>61537073
OFFICER WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND BADGE NUMBER?! GET ME YOUR SUPERVISOR!!

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>>61537035
Yes, declining population is a big problem.

Pic related.

>>61535479

no, fuck off

>>61544707
If i saw 8TB of cats pictures, I would have expected steganography right away and started torturing you 3 times more intense to make your decrypt that shit.
Enjoy being mentally/physically broken for the rest of your life. I hope that joke was worth it.

>>61535479
I assume they connect a USB that scans it quickly for predetermined illegal files or keywords?

They don't just sit there and go through manually do they?

They don't scan USBs do they? Could you just carry live distro and storage on a USB and be safe?

>>61535479
So I login to i3wm and laugh while they mouse over my background and can't figure out how to do anything else.

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>>61545641
Don't believe those lies. Japanese law enforcement is largely incompetent and corrupt. Basically, they don't bother investigating murder cases, they just file them as suicides. It's less work for them and looks better in statistics.

>>61535640
It doesn't have to be illegal.

You can come in fresh off the boat as a refugee and fuck dogs in Canada but you better not try and cross the border with furry porn or you get deported

>>61545515
Realistically you won't have your laptop picked apart unless you're coming from a high risk area in the ME or look really brown, but if you're still worried just encrypt the drive and swap it out with another drive

>>61535479
>enter your password
Sorry officer, but my password is a keyfile that's stored on a flash drive and is being delivered to my destination seperately from me. No man or machine can unlock my computer until it safely reaches its destination

>>61535490
I would unironically do this
If you're entering a police state you better have nothing to hide and pray the officers don't plant something on you

>>61539752
chrooted i3 session with some tweaking of LightDM

>>61536962
/thread

>>61537750
Trump literally said the contrary to this, keep that coping though

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>>61545785
We know where you're keeping that flash drive, sir. Please bend over calmly and slowly

>>61537369
You're both parasites. You have people at the bottom and the top extracting money they don't deserve, with people in the middle, honest, hardworking people, being fucked over.

>>61545731
There's this claim again, got a source for that? Nobody ever does.

>>61535479
I'll give you $100 to forget this ever happened and let me be on my way.

>>61535490
I don't believe you. Everyone has something to hide.

>>61535479
This is a corporate laptop that contains sensitive information, and the same goes for the phone. I can give you the phone numbers for our legal, IT and security teams to see their stance on this. I'll just sit here while they work with you.

>Create encrypted container
>Put all my personal files in container
>Add a .txt extension to container
>Show's up as a seemingly corrupted text file
>???
>Profit

>>61545960
Ask anybody that lives in Japan and they'll tell you. Japanese police are fucking lazy and incompetent. And if you do get arrested you are automatically guilty and they will hound you until you confess, whether you're actually guilty or not they do not care. Seriously, their conviction rate is ridiculously high.

>>61546629
>a corrupted txt file with a size of at least couple of MB
nothing suspicious at all
though I guess it could fly past someone tech illiterate

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>>61546629
>"Seems you have an extremely large corrupt file here slowing your boot process Anon. Not to worry, I've worked in IT for several years, I'll just delete it for you."

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>>61535560

/thread

>>61535635
americlap is semi-common. clapper on its own is not

>>61546629
>500gb txt file

>>61546671

So, just like in the U.S?

>>61535490
*Takes your laptop into a back room while a fat TSA agent is fondling your ballsack*
*Slips in a flash drive loaded with CP*

Uhh sir we've found some disturbing data on your laptop. You're going to need to step into this van.

OP here, I'd just like to say I made this thread as a laff. The TSA doesn't actually ask anyone for their laptop passwords, they just x ray 'em.
On the other hand, when it comes to border control, there isn't a strong legal precedent as to whether they are allowed to search your laptop. So when it comes to border control, expect the worst especially if you are not a citizen, or, you know, not white.
https://www.aclu.org/blog/free-future/can-border-agents-search-your-electronic-devices-its-complicated
>Your legal status in the country may inform what you decide to do if you’re asked for a password to unlock your device.

>If you’re a citizen, you can’t be denied entry into the country if you refuse to comply with a request to unlock your device or to provide a password. But you might be detained for longer or have your device seized and not returned to you for weeks or months.

>>61546815
Only if you're black, yes.

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>>61546869
>OP here, I'd just like to say I made this thread as a laff. The TSA doesn't actually ask anyone for their laptop passwords
Nice try TSA

>>61535479
AM I BEING DETAINED?????? AM IIII BEEEINNGG DETTTTAIINNEDD?????

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>>61537131
because we have the power to, cuck boy.

>>61537561
>>61537587
You will be replaced in less than 10 years.

>>61546960
Yes, you are. Get on the ground and keep your hands where I can see them.

>>61537831
It works on another level in threads like this because the former director of the NSA was literally named clapper

>>61545641
>no crime
>this is somehow a bad thing

>>61548282
>>this is somehow a bad thing
Thats how communists aoek. They need crime so they can further spread their ideas and justify murders.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5kqrrh

>>61546629
>>61546779
>>61546795
>>61546814
>Sensible chuckle.png
My "corrupt text file" would be in the TB size.
How many characters of text would that even take to make?

>>61536893
>>61547019
The average american has the power to die before hitting his 50's and that's about it. You have zero say where the nukes are going or anything else. Maybe you can test this by making your government plant another flag on the moon. Report back once it's done. The old one is blank white by now anyway due to solar radiation.

Try not to leave the house for it, though. Someone will most likely shoot you since every retard with a heartbeat has a gun.

>>61544712
Veracrypt use on the fly encryption. It decrypts files as and when needed.

>>61544509
literal no-humor neet. end yourself

>>61535479
My password is 'felicity' officer.

>>61537060
>Anarchist's Cookbook
I need this.

>>61537571
Really?

>>61537680
I would literally fucking shred the machine.

>>61546629
Pretty much this. You can hide it in some log folders as well.

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> work as a sysadmin in a smallish company, thus irreplaceable
> travelling international for some company's training courses abroad
> still have to do remote stuff anyway
> packed two tablets and two laptops with me in my carry-on to ensure I could do my job in any situation

I was picked three times for a random check. Two times I was swept to find traces of explosives and once I had to empty all my belongings on tables with three agents watching.

> 1600 calle

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>>61546629
> not hiberfil.sys

>>61537066
>a straw definition

Neat

>>61536793
>falling for le corporatocracy meme

>>61536966
>wants to visit yuropoor
>wants to die in daily terrorist attacks

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>>61548282
Bro, what about the CULTURE

>>61535479
What would a random airport worker even be looking for on a laptop? Any files on desktop that are named "bomb"?

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>>61535479
I can't really say my password... please don't make me say it..

>>61545758
I'm ok with that

>>61550694
the point is that if it doesn't boot up it could be a bomb. The password thing is OP's idea

>>61546847
That first sentence killed me

>>61550592
>he unironically says this as an american

>>61550694
anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltdgSEPPCZs

>>61545568
Computers were used by people that didn't go outside back in the 80's and 90's.

Now normal people that actually go outside bi-weekly use the internet and computers on a daily basis!


Fucking neets are what's dragging down this country.

>>61538138
because nobody on this board, or any other board really has any money.

the percentage of people on this website with any money is probably under 3%. this ite attracts delusional self aggrandizing neet losers.

>>61536907
that wont saveyou in bongland, strarya, and muslim countries

>>61537452
>working your way up to CEO
>no $500,000 MBA degree
>never started your own company
>your parents aren't friends with the previous CEO

>>61535503
Because they're stupid.

>>61536779
Move your data to the Cloud.

>>61535574
Move your data to the Cloud.

>>61536779
Nobody cares about your tech job. If your job use common sense they move all their software and data to the Cloud.

It's N-I-G-G-E-R

>>61555291
>Move your data to the cloud
Then what faggot? I still need to use my computer for school work.

>>61535479
>Sorry, I use 2fa and I mailed my yubikey to my flight destination. It's literally impossible for me to do that for you.

>>61555450
>That's alright, we'll just keep your computer here indefinitely or until you decide to give up the key
For your freedom

>>61546629
You're an idiot if you think this is going to help you. They'll think you're concealing something and then do an investigation; they don't just ask you to show the contents, they ask you if you're hiding anything too. Lying to a federal officer is an offence iirc.

Best solution is just to encrypt it and put it on a cheap VPS, then download once you're in. Anything else means you have to lie (and risk being sent back to where you came or put in prison), or risk getting caught.

If you're really that paranoid that someone will see your furry porn collection then just get a secondary hard drive with just a clean OS installation and some normie programs like Spotify and Steam installed and take your main hard drive with you somewhere else, and if you don't have a laptop that don't have a replacable hard drive then you deserve to get probed.

>>61550491
>leave file in its original location
>gets overwritten by windows
>gets lost on system reinstall

>move file to diff location
>raises suspicion

good thread

>>61535479
Unlock the laptop because I'm not retarded enough to store sensitive data on a device they might want to search.

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Nigga, i dont have a laptop.

>>61537831
Id rahter be depressed than to clap at everything like some handicaped bloke

>>61537814
I'm Mexican and don't pay for college if that answers your question. I work fixing iPhones.

Laugh in his face and tell him he can stop the whole "security show" the TSA is prone to do.

Their only job is literally acting like they are security, so people can feel safe. Its the saddest job ever.

>>61536893
I giggled, thanks anon

dual boot

set your boot menu to not show you a menu and default to something bland if you don't enter a key in 2 seconds

https://www.howtogeek.com/196655/how-to-configure-the-grub2-boot-loaders-settings/
jesus christ you retards

>>61535479
1: i wish i owned a laptop
2: i'd give him my bios password if i did

>>61544712
Just configure two seperate boot loaders which can only be switched from the bios. Thus without intervention you get frogOS TM.

>>61535715
*clapclapclap*
Good joke

well my laptop barely has anything anyways, I just reinstalled windows

>>61539719
Australia?

>>61535479
>I forgot my passsword, can you guys help me out with your fancy machines?

>>61547869
Clapper was DNI, overseeing ALL intelligence. Thank Trump for his retirement.

>>61550469
>I recognize that carpet

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>>61560373
>it's gone now
feels bad

>>61548822
>he unironically says this as a yuropoor

>>61555664
You don't have to tell them shit, actually so you're fine.

>>61544509
Literal Western culture right now. Cuck off.

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Cant we all he friends

I was traveling to the US for a week from Canada. I was already running late, luckily the lines weren't too bad.

USCBP: how long are you staying in the United States?
Me: about a week
USCBP: about a week? what does that mean exactly? when are you coming back?
Me: not sure exactly which day yet, should be about a week.
USCBP: What do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a student in Ottawa
USCBP: Can I see your student ID and some additional form of Canadian government ID
Me: sure
USCBP: See it says here you're a part time student sir. You're now misrepresenting yourself. Please step over to the secondary inspection area.

20 fucking minutes sitting in a room while they run a background check. Absolutely no explanation about why she sent me to secondary. She claimed I was misrepresenting myself somehow.. I hate USCBP so much. I can't stand traveling to the states. I'm just a Canadian white guy, do they think they're saving the entire country by pulling me aside for 20 minutes and being a complete asshole to me and wasting my time? Pulling every last thing out of my bag and making me put it all back again. What the fuck is wrong with your country? How is that acceptable?

>>61560778
>What the fuck is wrong with your country?
Not enough people care or they aren't important. CBP is the worst.
>How is that acceptable?
It certainly isn't acceptable.

>>61560778
They have to justify their budget somehow, and it sure isn't going to be by stopping actual terrorists.

>>61560778
They wanted to be sure you weren't importing shame, self-righteousness, judgment or poutine

>>61535635
>common

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>>61545869
>Mfw I'm gay and this was my plan the entire time