What's the optimal programming language?

C

Install gentoo.

IT JUST DEPENDS

>>61500163

New meme: Le Jumpin' Bitch

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>>61500163
It depends here are a few great languages
- C (not C++ it's good for learning but is shit later)
- Haskell (hard mode)
- swift
all dying languages are shit
also remember php is shit

>>61500163
That's like asking what bear is best.

>>61500163
C# for most things

>>61500253
winfag

>>61500163
LRA (Russian Loli Acrobat)

Python

>>61500163
It's probably a bad idea to write a kernel in Python

opcodes

Honestly I think c# is a pretty solid language if:

Resources are no issue
Working on a Microsoft ecosystem

So if it's enterprise related that's your best bet

C
Lisp
Swift
Python

C
Assembly
JavaScript

Holy C

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>>61500163
That's a specimen right there

Holy C
>>61500385
but seriously this

>>61500217
Who wudda thot

>>61500514
lol

HTML!

>>61500385
What do you actually use Lisp for?

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>>61500163
she can jump so well because she's flat as a board.

>>61500163
Java, more people use Android that any other OS.

>>61500163
JavaScript

>>61500163
Arduino may run your program using a single AAA battery and a boost converter

>>61500163
I would suggest starting off in Python and/or C.

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>>61500163
I learned Python and realized I actually don't know where or what to use it for besides doing programming exercises everyday. How do you fellas get creative? Should I learn something else?

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>>61500246
All bear is best bear.

Assembly.

>>61500514
"Forgot" your tripcode again Terry?

tfw no qt 3.14 Russkie high jumper gf

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>>61500239
>swift

Rust, at least according to these faggots.

https://techcrunch.com/2017/07/16/death-to-c/

Go
o

>>61503172

Please do.

>>61503176
xor yourself heretic bastard

Fortran for scientific computing.

>>61500912
THIS!!!!

>>61500163
Who is this semen demon?

C++ is the all around best language.

>>61500912
HTML Is not a programming language you retard.

>>61502797
I was in the same position as you till I gave C a shot,

>>61500163
C
Python
Lisp

>>61503345
Replace Python for Ruby then list is complete.

>>61503335
It is. You PROGRAM a website to DO stuff

LaTeX

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>>61500163
I want her to impale herself on my erect cock

>>61503360
You markup your text for better visibility*

>>61503354
Nah, why on earth would you learn Ruby?

>>61500163
Whatever you need for the task.
But there are languages that are just better than others on the same task.
Like pascal and C do the same shit (shit .exe's) but C beats pascal at it.
Javascript absolutely demolishes everything else at web page local code execution because the other alternatives are just flash or java.

>>61500912
>>61503335
>>61503360
HTML is not Turing complete. It can't be. It is not a machine.

>>61500196
fpbp

>>61503360
You don't program a fucking website retard.
Go back to child friendly reddit this is a 18+ website.

Brainfuck!
++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>->+>>+[<]<-]>>.> >---.+++++++..+++.>.<<-.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>++.

anything with channels and alternation

>>61500163
optimal for what?

>>61500239
papiesz

>>61503605
>Go back to child friendly reddit this is a 18+ website.
I'd suggest you act your age but I don't want a tantrum going on here.

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What's the best tool?

>>61500163
Directly inputting the op codes into a binary.

>>61502797
watson api

>>61500271
>Loli
she looks like she's as tall as the fucking bar and that's at like 6 ft isn't it

>>61500163
more of this cute slut

>>61500163
would fuck the shit outta that skelly

>>61500196
C showing its speed once again.

>>61500239
>it's good for learning but is shit later
>

>>61503313
Her name is literally on the front of her vest. lmao
>Yuliya Levchenko

>>61500295
You just pip install kernel then import kernel

>>61500239
Tell me a a place where haskell shines...
...
...
...
You get it, haskell is good for nothing.

>>61504296
/thread

>>61502436
She has a nice ass though

>>61504724
Tall loli

Oppai loli exist, so I don't see why this can't.

>>61500163
Please have a black boyfriend.

>>61500163
but can she kode like Klossy?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BW1u-odFMW_/

>>61500163
>not too tall
>not to short
>her tits will always be firm

Damn, shes perfect.

>>61506605
banking, finance, economics.

Assembly.

Next question:

-What is the best color?
-What is the best drink?
-What tastes better?
-What's the best place to live?
-How can I suck cock best?

In all seriousness, this is one of the reasons I don't step into programming

>>61511239
pink
cum
cum
daddy's house
remember to swallow

MUMPS