Can someone write me a fake boot sequence in text? About ~10 lines will suffice. Make it look "retro" if you can.
Why not just use a real one?
>>61500051
I'm looking at some on pastebin, I'm a bit picky.
>>61500013
Install source mage
>>61500013
Why? Just install a Debian based distro and edit the GRUB config to remove "quiet" from the kernel entry.
A few years ago I was playing around with learning the boot process
I formated a disk and then installed Linux (the kernel) onto it. Linux boots and panics because it cannot find /sbin/init. So I write a small static program and put it in /sbin and name it init then Linux booted into my program. Then I was using emerge ROOT= to install a libc (btw it was not glibc, so you "I'd like to interject for a moment" can fuck off) I can't remember which one it was either ulibc or musl and linked my program to that and could use printf. I think you can take it from there and printf whatever you like.
>>61500013
pay me nigger or make your own /sbin/init or initramfs that writes 1337 hacker shit to your /dev/kmsg, make sure to mount devtmpfs first ofc or use like busybox mini-udev, whatever it's called.
>>61500013
Do you want us to wipe your arse for you too?
Enjoy anon
>booting OS.... 0%
>booting OS.... 10%
>booting OS.... 20%
>booting OS.... 30%
>booting OS.... 40%
>booting OS.... 50%
>booting OS.... 60%
>booting OS.... 80%
>booting OS.... 90%
>booting OS.... 100%.. OK!
>ยง:
>>61500013
Buy a Mac, it just werks.
>>61500233
Damn thats pretty cool. Makes me want to compile a kernel and do linux from scratch nd just install some basic stuff like networking c java and write the rest myself.
>>61501722
That's what I was trying to do but I didn't know much depth required. I was trying to head in that direction before others like Docker, and before people started to rediscover unikernels. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unikernel
>>61500013
sudo dmesg > FAKE-BOOT-SEQUENCE.txt
it'll work on any unix-like OS
>>61501668
4chan is for 18+
>>61500013
http://magwo.github.io/most-interesting-server/index.html
>>61500013
How about a "dmesg | more" in any linux distro ?
>>61500370
Cool. Thanks
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