ITT we invent technology that will make all passwords obsolete

Key loggers built into every keyboard in the world.

>>61488102
"Scrape your fingernail on the sensor to continue"

>>61488102
a fascism in a box

An implanted chip that contains an inbuilt-password manager that is only activated with voluntary consent by the person it is implanted into.

No matter what your solution it has to require some kind of string of information that acts as a key to the encrypted information.

BSOS
Biometric Sexual Organ Scanner (beta)

Put your dick in it. It reads the pattern of your unique blood vessels to identify you. If you're a female you sit on it.

Please take this idea and run with it.

>>61488181
>people are going to chop off your dick to gain access to your accounts
great fucking idea

>>61488441
Only if you're in a position of power. Shitposters have nothing to worry about

>>61488102
usb onahole that measures sperm count as well as dna and penis profile

>>61488181
>implying i would put my dick in such apparatus where every filthy fag did prior to me
Yeah might as well go fuck a hooker

https://github.com/SirCmpwn/evilpass

>>61488102
>
Bluetooth dongle you insert into your vagina

One part tampon, one part biometric password keeper.

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>>61488102
What is SQRL?

https://vimeo.com/112444120
https://www.grc.com/sqrl/sqrl.htm

>>61488181
>Try to log on to reddit
>Stick dick in scanner
>VIRGIN DETECTED ACCESS DENIED

>>61489769
>reddit userbase drops to 0