retarded technology buzzwords >webinar

macbook

fedora

>big data

did Sjokz lose weight?

The Internet of things
Retina display
Net neutrality
Type safety
User-friendly
Just works
Web 2.0
Out of the box
Big data

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e-learning

>>61433785

>get a shitload of excel files
>Fucking awful data in horrible formats
>jam it in a database with a few indexes
>BIG DATA

>hackthon
>coding

Responsive design, when used to mean "our website looks different on a phone/tablet".
Cloud.

>>61433742
kanban

>>61433742
>A woman like that will never smile at you like that

Why even live?

>>61433742
JavaScript Ninja

>>61434876
it's japanese for sign board

>>61434979
>Why even live?
Because in 10-15 years, you will have a robot that will look & feel exactly like that woman, minus the BRRRAAPS , menstrual blood and such thing

If you're into 3DPD

>>61433742
Agile

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>>61435116
>If you're into 3DPD
Doesn't have to look like a 3DPD woman

>>61435042
also a new age agile methodology

>>61434876
kanban isn't a buzzword you mong

>>61435208
it is where I work assface

>>61433742
Botnet

>>61433797
>The Internet of things
i still dont understand why that phrase exists.

>>61435222
Stop working for the Yakuza you fucking weirdo

>>61435289
hahaha, fuck you too

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Shortening a long word by replacing all the letters except the first and last one by the number of letters replaced. e.g. Mozilla calling their electrolysis project "e10s", or devs in general saying "i18n" for "internationalization"

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>>61435462
Yup. That takes the crown

>>61435267
Normal things that dont belong on the internet are being connected to the internet. The internet of things.

>>61433742
net neutrality

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>>61433826
embrace the future of near infinite column databases idiot. this is how schlomo always planned it

>>61433742
>webinar
Yeah. When I recently went to the Ubuntu site to grab an ISO for my multiboot USB drive, I was greeted by this:
>Build your Kubernetes strategy with Ubuntu
>Watch the webinar

If you told your average internet user this isn't English but rather the language the word 'Ubuntu' comes from, they'd probably believe it.

>>61434979
To make money and pay for better looking bitches

Smart*something*.

>>61433742
It's like a seminar but on the web? Doesn't sound retarded.

>>61433742
gentoo

>>61435168
I want to fuck this girl(male) so bad.

>>61433742
>portmanteau of web and seminar
>buzzword
hmmmmmm

>>61433785
4u

>>61435116
enough of this nonsense
you might have a VR waifu though, which will just be an interesting female avatar, most probably a male on the other side. And it will be a trade off that will be acceptable because there will be no choice.