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>be me, solo sysadmin of company of ~100 employees
>bored one day
>change all the server hostnames to animu names
>modt files are all ascii girls with lewd text (pic related)

A few months later

>Over the phone intercom
>"Alek, the PCI compliance officer is on his way up"
>shit shit shit
>quickly hide playstation, close /g/ tabs
>Compliance officer walks into office
>"Don't worry, I just need to log in and run a few commands"
>Watch in silent horror as he opens up terminal session

I have never been so devastated in my entire life. The look of confusion, anger, and disappointment on this 50 year old mans face killed me inside.

So how is your day going?
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why would you pull this kind of shit on a work computer
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Cute Lum, could do without the profanity though.
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>>61393331
Yet again Anime ruins a person's life. When will you weeaboo pedofags learn?
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>>61393331
Did he fail you?
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>>61393331
Fuck compliance niggers, they should be fucking deported. You did a good job.

Next time whack the compliance nigger over the head before he goes, fuck those smarmy snivelling faggots
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>>61393331
why would you do that?
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>>61393331
>aleksi
You girl?
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You're a very dumb fuck.
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>>61393331
Goddammit Aleksi.
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>>61393745
Nah.
He's a Finn.
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im pretty sure aleksi isnt a finnish name
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kek, the thought of you being embarrassed by your ascii animu babes is kinda hot desu
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>>61393712
The compliance niggers glow in the dark. You just run them over with your car.
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>>61393331
Slight kek.
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>>61393820
Whats your source on this? Im Finnish and I know several Finns named Aleksi.

>>61393331
Suoraan sanottuna aika sairaat setit
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>>61393900
never heard a moose named aleksi thats all ;^ )
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>>61393820
American here with no experience of these parts of Europe, I'll vouch for this.
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>>61393820

It is a finnish male name.

Regards: a finn.
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>>61393820
>>61393745
>>61394220
Yes, I am a male who is from Finland.
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>>61393331
did you get fired?
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>>61394348
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>>61393820
>>61393925
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksi
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>>61393745

Aleksi is Finnish name for males.
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>>61393331
Shoulda moved those motd files.
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>>61393331
miksi vitussa tekisit tämän firman rojuilla
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>>61393331
Do you still remember the hostnames?
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