Which programming language should I learn if I want to avoid

>>61373723
Racket. You'll be left completely alone.

Haskell

Apl

brainfuck

>>61373723
C

>>61374000
Assembly, binary machine code, and in a few years, Java.
Reminder that hipsters and Indians only learn the hot topic language so they could work west coast.

>>61373737
>Racket. You'll be left completely alone.

This. Also APL, Forth, Fortran, COBOL, Pascal, Common Lisp spring to mind.

>>61374062
Java is far too pajeet though

>>61373723
Pajeets do pretty much anything, so you can't avoid them, but you can easily avoid nu-males: just skip Go and Javascript.

>>61373723
>I want to avoid pajeets and nu-males?
Is this code for 'I want to remain unemployed'?

>>61374187
Its a code word for "places where sjws and psuedo-intellectuals are absent or minimal"

>>61374170
this. Don't forget Rust.

>>61374218
Rust is in a middle ground 2bh

>>61374197
Choosing a language based on the personal characteristics of people who use it (instead of the most suitable tool for the job) makes you the pseudo-intellectual, actually.

>>61373723
Go to some other part of the planet than the US.

>>61374269
Choosing a programming language based on your work expectation is normal. Only a retard wouldn't do that.

>>61373723
Make your own

>>61374420
What's it like being a brainlet? Just curious.

>>61374187
yes

>>61374197
>places where sjws and psuedo-intellectuals are absent or minimal
you can move to europe for example. there's less sjws here. as for pseudo-intellectuals, they are everywhere, but especially on 4chan, where the most arrogant ones like yourself seem to clump

>>61374420
PROTIP: You are going to have coworkers you dislike no matter what unless you work at a startup.

>>61374170
Ruby is the most nu-male language. The Javascript and Go communities don't even come close in comparison.

Haskell or C++

>>61373723
social engineering is the best programming language

why learn codes an shiet when you can make other people learn the stuff and work for you

>>61373723
if you're learning a programming language for reasons that have nothing to do with programming, you are an idiot. If you're worried about competing with pajeets and nu-males, you don't deserve to call yourself white in the first place.

>>61374102
wouldnt fortran come in handy for some banter with your programming colleauges about who can write the fastest program to do x?
At least for it always gives me that E D G E

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>>61373723
Learn ActionScript, you will avoid tons of people.

>>61373723
can't go wrong with R and Python

Erlang, it's worth it. Low latency high availability big server infrastructures with in-house deployment solutions yes please
Haskell if you like academic languages without real world use
R is you like data (whatever that means)
Scheme if you want to know the language the Universe would be written in
C isn't really worth it these days, but at least know basics

>>61376865
R is for academics, who the fuck even uses Haskell?

>>61376953
>who the fuck even uses Haskell?
academics that do programming language research

>>61373723
C#

>>61377016
liar

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>>61377113
here's some papers:
https://wiki.haskell.org/Research_papers/Type_systems
https://wiki.haskell.org/Research_papers/Generics
https://wiki.haskell.org/Research_papers/Monads_and_arrows

>>61377036
nice try dotpajeet

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>>61377129
As someone who has been programming in C# for a decade, its nice to see the nu-biz crowd promoting it. I'm normal enough to train people, travel a bit and enjoy life. Thanks for posting some LinkedIn click-bait for I-hate-muh-job-as-an-analyst normies. Feels good man.

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>>61373723

probably R

>>61374102
my mum keeps telling me i should leard COBOL

The one that accounting and banks use. I forget what its called but I was offered (mind you I have never attending college, I just knew a bit about computers and the guy was impressed) a full ride to learn it. Apparently the language is so shit and old that the current coder base is literally dying off and they need replacements quickly. I can't believe I forgot the name of it.

>>61373723
Haskell and C. You might run into a couple of niggers while waiting in line at the welfare office to receive your unemployment benefits though.

>>61379513
COBOL?

>>61379513
sounds like COBOL

>>61379559
>>61379581
Yeah thats it.

>>61373723
In descending order of applicability

Pajeet languages:
Java
C#
C

Numale languages:
Python
Ruby
JS
Go
Rust

>>61379817
JS is Pajeet af

>>61379847
It's more numale than pajeet. Rajesh can't into web dev, zero creative vision, empathy deficit syndrome, and poor english means any UI related work is uncomfortable for them and they would be scared of getting exposed so easily. They'd rather code in their native language of Java where nontechnical clients can't see how bad their work is from the surface.

>>61374570
Ruby is fine if you speak Japanese.

>>61374570
C# is the new Ruby.

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>>61379954
Just like anime

>>61373723
>Which programming language should I learn if I want to avoid pajeets and nu-males?
What is "Nothing"?

>>61379969
Anime has autists, not numales.

This is actually pretty hard. I guess we should avoid ENTERPRISE (pajeets) and WEB SCALE (numales), which leaves pretty much functional languages and LISP-likes.

If you are fine with fags - Clojure
If you are fine with autists - Haskell

then D, and Erlang. Of this list I'd probably pick Erlang.

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Are they all in C# too?

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>>61380017
no

>>61380084
So nu-male pajeets? Christ.

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>>61380091
why are you so racist? I'm sure they're greatest programmers C# has

>>61373723
>avoid pajeets
>avoid nu-males
pick one

>>61380084
Fuck maybe I'll just become an ICE officer instead.

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>>61373723
COBOL nigger. I got a comfy ass mainframe dev job recently. No Indians, nu-males or streamlined normies.

Tcl/Tk

>>61374102

Common Lisp has more usable libraries than just about any other language you lazy nigger, it's compatible with shit written since the 60s

>>61379158
There's definitely a market for it, but your entire career would be maintaining legacy applications.

The best time in a programmer's career is when he gets to design and develop software - maintaining it just pays the bills.