how do i avoid a motion detector?

Don't do it Jamal

don't go near it

Invisibility/Teleportation

>>61370935
don't move

If you walk at an extremely slow pace, it won't detect you. I'm talking really really slow though.

>>61370935
Don't move

Hold a mirror up between you and the sensor.

>>61370998
This

>>61370935
Aluminum foil. lot's and lots of aluminum foil.

>>61370998
Sometimes when I forget the code I have to do this all day until my flatmate gets home and turns it off.

>>61371012
>lot's

>>61370998
I've actually fucked around trying this a bit and while you could theoretically do it you would probably fuck it up.

become a nigger so you blend in with the darkness.

Just don't smile or open your eyes too wired.

Bomb the local substation, those things need power to run.

>>61370935
Be a ninja.

>>61370998
even if there's multiple ones this can work?

>>61371003
Holy fuck...

>>61370935
Remembered this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8vmd3DkzDg

around 1:00.
You could try this if setting on the alarm is not that big of a deal.

>>61370935
>>61370998
A white bed sheet anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8vmd3DkzDg

>>61370981
/thread

Stop reflecting light, also reduce your mass to zero to evade doppler effect sensors

>>61371032
what do you do for living ?

>>61370998
I used to come early to class sometimes and try this with the classroom motion detector, just hug the wall and go really, really slowly.

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>>61371085
>literally a black detector

>>61371062
Yes. Also depends on how they were calibrated. If they were calibrated to not detect pet motion then they are incredibly easy to walk past and not set off if you're careful.

Some are very sensitive though. I know my workplace had to fix this once after police kept getting called when the air conditioning turned on and moved papers around on desks.

>2017 (Trump Year Zero)
>he's still doesn't have invisibility powers
yeah
fuck off to reddit bro

>>61370935
Just unplug it

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>ITT: kids and idiots

You do realize those detect heat?
Literary coating yourself from your body heat will work.

>>61371082
>>61371085
No, OPs sensor is heat triggered, it doesn't use waves. See >>61372137

>>61371003
bruh