What brilliant new innovation will we bring to the iphone 8?

Rehash the solar charging idea or scratch resistant glass

>>61343798
We have to take advantage of the new ""features"" of the 8 to trick people
Maybe something like "The screen is now flame resistant, and now has Color Temperature™. Expose your iPhone 8™ screen to an open flame and watch as your screen changes color!" Or something stupid like that

Accelerometer shuts down the phone miliseconds before a drop and it vibrates to cancel the force of impact.

Drop proof.

>>61345421
Already done

>>61345421
Yeah there is a video of that already but I feel like we need more It just seems unfinished. But I like your vibrating idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-a-R912I8
I like that color temperature idea but it seems sort of far fetched as who ever would need a flame resistant phone.

What about something that takes from those feminist vagina pride parades and makes your phone a vibrator saying #pussypride or something like that

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>>61346394
Shit that already exists as an actual thing.

>>61345394
I like this idea
Say that Apple has partnered with the creators of the "Famous LifeProof case" and say that the iphone is now fire and water resistant

>>61343798
So are we meming on social media again?

>>61346562
I assume so. But we would need a realistic looking apple add if we want to pull it off. Where are those photoshoppers when ya need em.

Here is a 3d model of the supposed design of the new phone from crapple to save anyone looking for it the time.
https://www.cgtrader.com/free-3d-models/electronics/phone/iphone-8

>>61346733
At work kohai. Give me the fonts, the ruse and I'll have something that'd trick Tim C(r)ook

>>61346816
Here is a better model that I found but it's not free.

>>61343798
Are there any standing software bugs like the 1970 one?

superPort

the charging slot accepts all sorts of connectors now; and though some will require a little force to fit, will all now charge the new iPhone

lol what is that shit, some kind of rehashed Galaxy S8 design? There's already tempered glass protectors and cases on the market that show what iPhone 8 will be like and it's nothing like that.

>>61346872
Can you find some models?

>>61346870
This sounds really interesting.

Here are the fonts used for apple ads
http://www.applegazette.com/feature/the-fonts-apple-uses/

>>61346822
Here are some fonts http://www.applegazette.com/feature/the-fonts-apple-uses/
and here is a good model but I'm not sure if this will be accurate when the thing releases. The details are still technically unreleased. But most of it it likely. Just some minor adjustments if we want to fool the masses.
https://www.cgtrader.com/3d-models/electronics/phone/apple-iphone-8-all-colors-concept

>>61346907
can't wait for those wrecked ports

>>61346994
I feel like it should just be lightning and micro usb. Idk if even micro usb will fit inside a lightning port without massive amounts of lube.

A fucking sd card slot? A removable battery? A headphone jack?

A phone that doesn't shatter when you look at it angry?

>>61347122
kek
Pop the screen off with a knife to remove the battery? So many people will cut themselves trying.

>>61347122
What if in order to access the battery, one has to slam their phone on a flat hard surface?