Level 5 Microsoft technician

>>61342656
Green text it

>>61342656
>I was lucky enough to figure out
How fucking retarded do you have to be to even end up in a position where you are about to be scammed? I mean you missed 5-10 giant fucking red flags BEFORE you ended up there.

Why were you dumb enough to think that tech support would call you?

OP here
To give me context, this is a old laptop I never use. I have had it since 2011 and stopped using it till 2014 until today. And it wasn't even me using it, it was my wife using it for god knows why.
>be me
>receive call from wife telling me Microsoft called
>Microsoft never does this
>she tells me a level 5 tech is working on it
>Come home
> the "tech" name is Roy Davis
>Has a HEAVY Indian accent
>tell him that he is fake
> restarted computer and changed passwords just in case
>ask wife what she was doing to have all this happen
>SHE WAS LOOKING AT CAN VIDEOS

To clarify, yes, CAN videos
As in, how they are made.
You can't make this stuff up.

>>61344540
Divorce her, then kill her

>>61344938
>>61344540
Also keep the corpse as a sex toy

>>61344540
unironically install gentoo

>>61344540
is your wife autistic by any chance?

Did you not scan for the 17 keyloggers they inevitably installed.

>>61342656
quality post OP

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>>61345257
She has to be autismo at it's finest.

>>61344540
>CAN videos

Wtf is a can video

>inb4 retard

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>>61342656
Hallo sir this is Pajeet I am certified microsoft windows level 5 technician and your computer has a wirus is very bad I need your credit card number to fix.

How do you be this fucking stupid

>>61344540
Your wife sounds like a qt autist.