Have you accepted that OOP is on it's way out? Only FP can provide the proven security and ability to handle large streams of data that the world needs in the information age.
Anyone who complains about losing machine level features can't handle their abstractions and need to get with the program.
OOP is the fusion of procedural and functional programming.
Modern OOP languages already stole the best aspects of both paradigms, leaving FP to rot in the pages of history.